Chen Yan rode a mountain bike and embarked on a braggart journey, but the mountain bike was not given, and the chain fell off halfway, which made Chen Yan have the urge to cover his face.

In the big city of Haishi, you can see the bustling scene of the metropolis at night.

Neon flashes and taxis are everywhere.

Flagged down an oncoming taxi. Get on the rough car and mourn for three minutes for the RMB in your pocket. No way, who told us that we don't have money.

"Where are you going, sir?" asked the taxi driver.

"Jazz bar. Chen Yan responded.

The corners of the rough car driver's mouth showed a curved smile, and the men who went out at night basically went in and out of entertainment venues. Jazz Bar he knows, upscale bar venue.

"Host health 2888..."

Chen Yan heard the prompt sound of the system, and the conditioned reflex was like bragging. Just as the driver said, "Now you young people like to go to a bar with a little passion." ”

"Uh......" Chen Yan knew what the driver meant. The bar he went to was a mood bar.

Since the driver accosted him, he was not polite, and opened his mouth to say: "A person like me who is gentle and golden, and that kind of passionate bar, can't show my elegant temperament and noble posture at all." ”

Burst!

The driver almost didn't hold the steering wheel steady.

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"Hehe, I'm sorry, my emotions are out of control!" The old driver also has times when he doesn't have a good grasp of the direction.

Chen Yan opened his mouth to brag and said, "It's okay." I once drove two to death in one night. ”

"Uh...... It's not drunk driving, right?" the driver had cold sweat on his forehead, and this dead man could say it, it wouldn't be a cold-blooded animal.

"Shuangfei, what does it have to do with drunk driving?" Chen Yan pursed his lips.

"Ahem, brother, you cow!" the driver was no longer able to complain. It turns out that the meaning of killing two is double flying! It's too dirty.

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Chen Yan saw that the bragging was quite energetic, and continued: "The cow is quite big. The girls who were with me were all full of loads (they ate Malatang and turned around and left). ”

Burst!

The driver felt that his cranial nerves were not enough. What a big cow? It's a big cow, can you kill a cow? This guy is too good at bragging!

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The driver was interested, and it was okay anyway, so he smiled and said, "Brother, what do you do? There should be a lot of girls you usually meet, right?"

"Manage more than 200 people (book friend group). I don't usually drive randomly, but I can't help it, it's easy to be pushed backwards as a boss. Chen Yan responded, saying.

In his heart, Chen Yanle blossomed. In the future, I have nothing to brag about with the old driver, and the old driver will not bother him.

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"Two hundred!" the driver's voice was very high, obviously not believing. If you're the boss, you won't be dressed for a stall. There is no full-time driver.

Braggart.

Keep bragging.

The driver master is also cheap, and continued to chat: "Brother, I heard that there are a lot of foreigners with jazz wine, and their popularity has always been very strong. The live jazz music singing was also great. An old driver like you really chooses places. ”

Forehead......

Chen Yan felt that the driver was very cheap.

But the cheaper you are, the more I can brag.

Chen Yan pursed his lips with disdain, and said, "Brother, I'm not happy if you say that." It's not good to worship the foreign. But those girls are good. But if you eat too much Western food, that's it. You know. ”

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The driver was embarrassed at first when he heard Chongyang, and then heard the latter sentence "If you eat too much Western food, it's like that", and instantly her expression lit up, and she felt that she had never seen a braggadocio and a sense of international rhythm.

Got out of the car and paid.

The driver was angry: "Hey, there are a total of 38 yuan for the fee, why did you only give 5 yuan?"

"Oh, the other 33 yuan is the special fee of the braggart king! braggadocio all the way, you also enjoyed it, and you learned a lot. Why, look like I'm trying to bite me? Damn, believe it or not, I'm going to let you be hacked to death. Chen Yan greeted him with a smile at first, and suddenly roared at the driver.

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"Congratulations to the host for the success of the crit braggadocio!"

"Hold the grass, brag about the reward, and this kind of operation!" Chen Yan was stunned, but the system was very good.

The driver's master was angry, "Nyima ......"

"You bite me. Come on, bite me......" Chen Yan saw that the driver had gotten out of the car, and the person had already run away, so he hurriedly ran towards the security guard at the door of the jazz bar.

"What are you doing?" the security guards saw that someone was making trouble in their jurisdiction, and they instantly became angry.

When Chen Yan saw the security guards appear, he took the lead in giving one of the security guards a slap: "How do you do things? Do you want a few jobs anymore? Hurry up and pull that violent maniac away...... No, send it directly to the police station. ”

"Ahh

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"Congratulations to the host for once again succeeding in a perfect crit braggadocio!"

Chen Yan smiled when he heard it, this is okay.

However, Chen Yan felt that he had a very good rhythm in doing things, and if he didn't get it right, he would be beaten.

After thinking about it for a while, for the sake of, you should fight to the end.

"Ah, he's bragging...... Don't listen to him, don't listen to ......him," the driver wanted to cry without tears, and yelled at a few security guards who dragged him, directly exposing the identity of the neurotic who took a taxi and didn't give money.

Chen Yan saw that the five security guards were stunned and looked at him, and he had already begun to doubt his identity, so he turned his heart sideways, and said in a calm tone: "I'm just bragging, you bite me." ”

"You fools, don't pull people away quickly. Eating while standing. Believe it or not, fire your squid tomorrow. Damn, Lao Tzu's Maserati just had an accident, and it happened to such a bad thing. ...... !" Chen Yan said in the end, and directly kicked on the car next to him.

Take a look, "Hold the grass, this is a real Maserati!"

Chen Yan was a little dizzy, and he couldn't afford it.

Seeing this, the five security guards felt that the other party was most likely a big man, and they couldn't afford to offend. But a small taxi driver is easy to solve. Things can't be made big. It's important to keep your job.

"Bragging, I'm not done with you......" The driver's voice shouted farther and farther away.

Syllable!

The driver was pushed into the taxi by five security guards, and under the threat of the five security guards' eyes and gestures, the driver left the scene with tears in his eyes.

Chen Yan watched the driver leave and apologized.

I was also forced by the system.

If you don't brag, you'll die. If you don't blow out a crit-critical, how can you fight back against the lottery to exchange for an artifact?