Chu Hang was dumbfounded.

God TM choose it, boy, the middle and second explosion!

Chu Hang really wanted to shout, I choose death!

But Chu Hang finally held back, and they all cooperated with the performance here, and they couldn't give up their efforts!

How to give this secondary two teenager a satisfactory answer?

It's very simple, give a secondary two answer.

Chu Hang racked his brains and thought about it.

After a while, Chu Hang's eyes lit up, he coughed lightly, looked at the young man, and said seriously: "I'm sorry, I choose option three! I will neither sign a contract with you, nor will I treat everything as if it never happened." Although I also aspire to have the power to destroy the world, but I don't want the power to be obtained out of thin air, if one day I can become a strong person, I don't want it to be because of anyone's gift, I want to say honestly, in my growing life, there is no fruit for nothing, only hard hands, I rely on myself! and...... I can't be a savior with my character, if one day the end really comes, and the creatures of the other world invade, I want to be a big demon king who makes the invaders fearful rather than become a hero admired by the world! I don't need the praise of my peers, as long as the enemy is afraid and wants to exterminate the human race, pass me first, the big demon king is here...... Ahem, that's pretty much it. ”

Chu Hang blushed when he said this, and he was embarrassed to dig a hole and drill down, he was really past the age of the second year of secondary school.

"Well said!"

These words obviously won the young man's heart, and he praised it, gave a thumbs up, and said: "You can definitely become the great demon king feared by the enemy!

The young man laughed with relief, suddenly turned and walked towards the door, leaving a sentence of "This king has taken his leave, there will be a date later!", pushed open the door and left in a dashing manner.

Chu Hang was stunned, this is gone? so simply!?

At this moment, a young man's voice suddenly came from outside the door, "Stop, it's decided that it's you!"

Chu Hang smiled on his forehead, it turned out that he was going to find the next target.

I don't know which unlucky guy was entangled by this second middle school boy.

......

......

About a minute later, the door of the ward was pushed open again, and a short-haired girl with a beautiful face walked in, and she immediately closed the door of the ward when she entered, and let out a long breath.

"Su Liuli!"

Chu Hang was overjoyed, "You're back!"

In the past three days, Su Liuli went to other provinces to participate in the competition, and after not seeing her for three days, she still missed her a little.

Su Liuli immediately walked to the hospital bed and said quickly: "I was going to stay for another day, but I heard that you were beaten up...... Uh, bad news, I immediately booked a plane and rushed back, come, let me see, disfigured. ”

Chu Hang rolled his eyes, "I'm sorry to disappoint you, this handsome guy is still as handsome as before." ”

Su Liuli walked closer, glanced at the densely bandaged on Chu Hang's body, her pupils shrank slightly, and she immediately stretched out her hand to Chu Hang's chest.

"Hey, where are you touching?"

Chu Hang shouted, feeling that he had been insulted.

Su Liuli's fingers wandered across Chu Hang's chest, and he pressed it lightly a few times, and his face suddenly became gloomy, "Seven broken ribs, which bastard did it?"

Su Liuli rushed back from other provinces in a hurry, and it seemed that she only knew a rough idea of what happened.

Chu Hang explained: "It's just that I made an appointment with a classmate to fight, the fight was more intense, and the attack was a little heavier, don't look at me and break seven ribs, the other party is actually even worse." Anyway, I won, so there's nothing to fuss about. ”

Su Liuli let out an "oh", squinted her eyes and smiled: "Who is a certain classmate? ”

Chu Hang scolded with a smile: "Fighting with you is not a fight, it is cutting and rubbing." Give him ten dares and don't dare to agree to fight with you, so don't think so much, if you feel unhappy, let's scold him behind his back?"

Su Liuli shook her head and said with a smile: "I don't scold, I have a strong hands-on ability." ”

GodTM has strong hands-on ability!

Chu Hang couldn't cry or laugh, and said, "Okay, okay, you have strong hands-on ability, peel an apple for me, I want to eat it." ”

Hearing this, Su Liuli looked at the fruit basket on the table, and saw the apple next to her that had been peeled to the surface of the moon, and chuckled: "This must have been cut by Sister Yanran, hum, I am much better at peeling apples than Sister Yanran!"

Is it?

Chu Hang laughed secretly in his heart, he seriously doubted this.

Su Liuli was obviously still confident and motivated, so she immediately took out an apple from the basket, picked up the fruit knife and shaved it patiently and meticulously.

Unlike Chu Yanran, who cut out an apple in a few seconds, Su Liuli was extremely attentive with every knife, as if she was carefully carving a work of art, she had no distractions, and only apples that rotated with the fruit in her eyes!

Five minutes later.

Chu Hang looked at the apple in Su Liuli's hand and was stunned.

"I seriously doubt that this apple has been gnawed by dozens of rats!"

Chu Hang was powerless to complain, the apples under Su Liuli's knife were no longer as simple as the surface of the moon, the degree of potholes was comparable to the quagmire that had been stepped on by giants, what kind of knife technique could be used to cut such an apple with such concentration?

It's also a technology.

Chu Hang couldn't help but laugh.

Su Liuli glared at Chu Hang, and said angrily, "Do you eat or not?"

Chu Hang smiled and nodded: "Eat! Come, feed me, Come on!"

If you want to enjoy Su Liuli's service, it is an opportunity that can only be found on the hospital bed, where will Chu Hang miss it.

Su Liuli squinted her eyes, smiled like a dangerous wild cat, and said, "How do you want me to feed it?"

Chu Hang trembled, and had an ominous premonition in his heart, he hurriedly shook his head and said, "Forget it, I'll do it myself!"

Of course, Chu Hang's arm can be moved, after all, his arm is just frostbite and not a fracture, but it will be a little sore when he moves.

Chu Hang was just about to raise his hand, Su Liuli immediately sat down on the bed, held Chu Hang's hands with his left hand, held the apple in his right hand, and said with a smile: "Don't move, I'll feed you." Yes...... Well, open your mouth. ”

Chu Hang closed his mouth tightly and shook his head frantically, he seriously suspected that Su Liuli would take the opportunity to retaliate, this girl didn't have the concept of being a patient, maybe there was some unexpected prank.

Don't open, don't open, I don't open!

Chu Hang shook his head frantically!

Su Liuli said angrily: "Don't make trouble, can I still stuff the whole apple in your mouth?"

Chu Hang immediately nodded frantically.

"Cut, seen through. ”

Su Liuli cut it, stretched out the apple to Chu Hang's mouth, and said softly: "Eat, I won't mess with you." ”

Chu Hang glanced at the girl, opened his mouth to bite the apple, and said with a smile: "This apple is quite sweet." ”

"Really?"

Su Liuli's eyes lit up, she pulled the apple away from Chu Hang's mouth, pushed it to her mouth, took a bite, and chewed it, "Huh, it's really a little sweet!"

Su Liuli nodded beautifully, and began to eat the apple by herself, and after a while, she gnawed the apple clean, then licked her fingers with satisfaction, and praised: "It's really sweet." ”

Chu Hang was dumbfounded, wanting to cry without tears, my apple!

Damn, why do you say "This apple is quite sweet", haven't you suffered enough losses on Su Liuli in your life!

No, this one has to be recovered!

Chu Hang's thoughts turned, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Su Liuli, have you ever heard of a word called 'extremely vicious'?"

Su Liuli thought for a while and said, "I've heard of it...... But I don't know what that means. ”

Chu Hangbei smiled: "The meaning is very simple...... If the girl is a foodie, she must be poor-breasted, because the poor-breasted is extremely hungry!"

Su Liuli looked down at her chest, which was not particularly well developed, and then at the apple core that had been gnawed cleanly, and immediately understood what Chu Hang meant, raised her head and glared at Chu Hang, and said angrily: "You are talking nonsense! I remember that this is not what I mean by being extremely vicious!"

Chu Hang pursed his lips and said: "You must be mistaken, with your language level, you can't even memorize the three-character scripture, and you don't know that it is normal for such a remote idiom to be poor and hungry." ”

Su Liuli's eyes widened, "Who said I can't even memorize the three-character scripture?"

Chu Hang laughed secretly in his heart, this is the rhythm.

Chu Hang said with a smile: "Then tell me, at the beginning of people, their nature is good, their sex is similar, and their habits are far away, so they don't call ...... What's next?"

Su Liuli's eyes suddenly widened, and her cute appearance was like a stunned little flower cat.

The question obviously stumped her.

She pondered for a long, long time, and suddenly her eyes lit up, and she said loudly, "Let it call!"

"Huh, let it be called?"

Chu Hang was stunned.

Su Liuli said as a matter of course: "If the dog doesn't bark, then let it bark!"

Burst!

God TM dog doesn't bark, let it bark!

Chu Hang laughed loudly, laughing so much that his stomach hurt, I don't want to be my godfather's fault, Uncle Long, your fault is too great!

Seeing Chu Hang laughing, Su Liuli realized that he was wrong, and after thinking about it carefully, "If the dog doesn't bark, let it bark" didn't seem to make sense in the three-character scripture, he suddenly found that he was in trouble.

Su Liuli suddenly said angrily: "Although I don't know the three-character scripture, my memory is not bad! I memorize history well, yes, I have a good history, I don't believe you ask me history questions!"

Chu Hang snickered in his heart, this stupid girl has a way to heaven, you don't go, you don't have a door to hell, you can't memorize the three-character scripture, history questions, you will be a fart!

Chu Hang decided to be a little more merciful and ask a less unpopular history question, he thought about it, and finally asked, "Then what do you tell me about the fuse of the May Fourth Movement?"

This question is not difficult to say, but it is not easy to say.

But for Su Liuli, a scumbag among the scumbags, it is not an ordinary difficulty.

Su Liuli stared and thought for a long time, completely clueless.

"The fuse of the May Fourth Movement was ......"

Su Liuli hesitated for a long time, but couldn't say yes, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration and shouted: "I know! The fuse of the May Fourth Movement must be because of ...... Three days off on Friday!"

Chu Hang: "......"

Su Liuli smiled proudly, thinking that she was right, and said with a smile: "This question is too simple, every time there is a three-day holiday on May Day, everyone can't wait to scold the school leaders all over again, and it is normal for the May Fourth Movement to happen." ”

Chu Hang: "......"

You say so reasonably, I am speechless, you god-like thinking, forgive me, a mortal who is powerless to complain.

Su Liuli saw Chu Hang's idiot expression, and soon realized that he was wrong again, so he had to pout and say: "Language and history are useless, those who are powerful in language don't speak human language, and those who are powerful in history don't respect facts, so I don't learn it!"

Chu Hang smiled, knowing that he had found his field back, it was time to stop, and he would see each other in the future, especially with Su Liuli, don't use too much force, or her black hand will make you doubt your life next time.

Chu Hang thought like this, and was about to say something, when suddenly there was a strong urge to urinate from his bladder!

Damn, why has the urge to pee so badly lately!

Chu Hang endured it for a while, found that he couldn't hold it back, looked at Su Liuli and said, "I want to go to the toilet." ”

Su Liuli was stunned, "Then go." ”

Chu Hang said embarrassedly: "If someone wants to help, you can help me call a nurse." ”

Su Liuli was stunned, glanced at Chu Hang, and a bright smile suddenly bloomed on her face, "Why bother Sister Nurse, I'll just come!"

Su Liuli has a sweet smile and is picturesque.

Chu Hang seemed to see a little devil with black wings.

Whoever the heavens forgive, retribution will come soon.

........

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