Chapter 075: Baba, there is a sister flying in the sky
Chapter 075 Baba, there is a sister flying in the sky
"Kid...... On the day you were born...... The heavens and all the worlds are quietly echoing your name...... Xu Shiyun ......"
"Child, I am proud to watch you grow up and grow into a peerless master who attaches equal importance to beauty and wisdom, talent and strength. ”
"Remember, we will always rule with our swords and fists......"
"I also know that when you try to use your immense strength, you will exercise restraint......"
"But the real victory, kid...... It is you who have obtained the power of the unparalleled in the world......"
"I'm telling you this because when I became your mount......"
"You will be crowned king, supreme!"
A low, ethereal, and vigorous voice resounded in the backyard, sounding like it was boiling and majestic.
Xiao Yifan crossed his arms and shoulders, and looked at Xu Shiyun who was riding a ghost general in the backyard speechlessly.
Just listening to such a powerful and domineering slogan is enough to make people fascinated.
However, if you see with your own eyes, a five-meter-tall ghost general, riding a heroic beauty on her shoulder, but jumping on one leg very funny, instantly all the beauty and pride are gone.
Some are just funny and humiliating.
However, Xu Shiyun didn't know it and had a lot of fun.
At this time, Xu Shiyun looked excited, as if she had gotten a very interesting toy, riding a ghost to walk back and forth in the backyard, shouting powerful slogans over and over again.
Xu Shiyun rode on the shoulder of the ghost general, and patted the ghost general's head with her right hand, as if pressing the repeat play button, the ghost general opened his throat and shouted the slogan again: "Child, on the day you were born, all the heavens and all the worlds are quietly echoing your name...... Xu Shiyun ......"
"Shiyun, it's almost there, I'm tired of hearing it if you don't bother me. Xiao Yifan leaned against the door and said speechlessly: "Or, you can change your line, just like that." ”
Xu Shiyun stood on the shoulders of the ghost general, looked at Xiao Yifan condescendingly and said, "I don't want to either." But it's so stupid, I taught it a total of eighteen domineering slogans that make people's blood boil and their hearts boil when they hear it, but it will only shout this one slogan in the end. ”
Saying that, Xu Shiyun also hated the iron and slapped the ghost general.
"Child, on the day you were born, your name was quietly echoing in the heavens and all the worlds......" The ghost general tore his throat and began to repeat the slogan.
Xiao Yifan: "......"
Xu Shiyun, who was playing high, didn't notice the situation around her.
Two hundred meters to the left of the villa is a six-story residential building.
At this time, on the balcony of a house on the fifth floor, a little boy of five or six years old stared at the villa with big round eyes.
"Baba, there's a sister flying in the sky. The little boy pointed at Xu Shiyun with his finger and said in a milky voice.
The ghost will be the body of the soul, which is invisible to ordinary people, so Xu Shiyun, who is riding on the shoulders of the five-meter ghost general, is like flying in the sky in the eyes of the little boy.
"Xiao Ming, how many times has Baba told you that it's not right for children to lie. Baba was playing a game in the living room and said without looking back.
"Lewd development, don't wave!" a woman's voice came from the phone.
"Baba, I'm really not lying this time, I really have a beautiful big sister flying in the sky. Xiao Ming said, his eyes rolled, and he subconsciously wanted to learn from his big sister, and he also wanted to fly to the sky, so he climbed the guardrail of the balcony.
Fortunately, the guardrails are installed with protective fences and will not fall out.
But it was relatively slippery, so Xiao Ming fell gorgeously.
Xiao Ming didn't cry, struggling to get up on his own.
"Our highland towers are under attack. ”
Baba yelled at the phone with a fierce face: "Rely on TN, all gather and go back to defense, it's all a bunch of pit goods." ”
Baba who is immersed in the game world and can't extricate himself doesn't notice Xiao Ming who has fallen.
Ten seconds later, Xiao Ming stubbornly got up by himself, staggered to the living room, slapped Baba who was playing the game, and knocked Baba's mobile phone off, "How did you take the child?!! I want to tell Ma Ma!"
Baba looked confused, then came back to his senses, hugged Xiao Ming into his arms with a flattering face, and said: "Xiao Ming, Baba knows that it's wrong, don't you tell Ma Ma okay? Baba promised you a wish." ”
Xiao Ming rolled his eyes, nodded and said, "Then Baba, you take me to the sky and fly with me." ”
Baba: "......"
"Xiao Ming, Baba is not a superman who wears outside, and he can't fly. Baba explained earnestly: "And in this world, no one can fly at all." In this way, will Baba take you on a plane another day?"
"Baba lied. Xiao Ming said conclusively, "There's a sister flying there, I saw it with my own eyes." ”
As he spoke, Xiao Ming broke free from Baba's arms, took Baba's hand, and dragged him to the balcony.
"Xiao Ming, if you lie again, Baba is going to give birth to ......"
Baba's words stopped abruptly, staring at Xu Shiyun flying in the sky not far away with wide eyes in disbelief, and rubbing his eyes twice with his hands.
"TN! Someone is really flying in the sky!" Baba said with a hellish expression.
This slap in the face came too quickly, just explained it to Xiao Ming, and immediately slapped the face, without delaying for a second.
This makes me how to educate my children as a knowledgeable Baba in the future?!! Xiao Ming is already naughty, will he listen to me in the future?
If he thinks that his Baba is also a liar, and he follows the same example, and goes down the wrong path in the future, his sin will be great.
At this moment, Baba's heart was cold.
What can I do to save my prestige as Baba?
At this time, he vaguely heard a passionate and heart-warming voice: "Child, on the day you were born, all the heavens and all the worlds were quietly echoing your name......
Baba's eyes lit up, and he said to Xiao Ming in a serious voice: "Xiao Ming, Baba didn't lie. In fact, that sister is not really flying in the sky, she is an actress, she is filming now, because she is hanging Weiya, so she looks like flying in the sky. ”
"It's the same as the people flying in the sky on the TV you watch, it's all fake, not real. ”
"Baba, what do you mean by Hanging Weiya?" Xiao Ming asked curiously.
"Hang Weiya......" Baba didn't know how to explain, and said briefly: "Well, it is to tie a rope around your body and hang people in the sky." ”
"Oh. Xiao Ming nodded as if he didn't understand.
"So, what Baba said is true, and he won't lie to Xiao Ming. Baba took the opportunity to educate: "In the future, Xiao Ming will listen to Baba's words, and never doubt it, do you know?"
"Hmm. Xiao Ming nodded heavily.
Poor Xiao Ming was coaxed by the unscrupulous Baba like this.