Chapter Eighty-Seven: Hot Pot (I)
"That's what you cook?"
The emperor is now very unhappy, angry, and wants to cure Suning's sins. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info I'm also an emperor myself, even if you don't look at me in your eyes, you can't show it so obviously, I'll tell you that you are so easy to die. Although the time I gave you is a little shorter, you can't fool me with an empty pot!
Oh no, there's soup in there.
What the hell is this, this pepper that fills the whole pot is trying to be spicy! You made a pot of chili soup for me?
No, it's tolerable or unbearable, my uncle can't bear it, my aunt can't bear it, and my aunt can't bear it. , come on!
Looking at the big pot of chili soup served by Suning, the emperor had an urge to burst into foul mouth, Suning, this kid is really getting more and more excessive now!
But Suning is very innocent now, and time is too short. I don't have time to make an induction cooker, so I can only make old-fashioned hot pot, which is a bit troublesome, but it is better than delicious. Once you've prepared your smokeless charcoal, take a copper stove out of the pile of pots and pans. Hurriedly prepared the hot pot base and brought it to the table, the time was just a quarter of an hour.
When the hot pot is served, it means that the dish has been served, and then ask the emperor what meat and what dish he wants to eat, and then let the emperor wait. In this way, the time-limited matter can be smoothly dragged over, Lao Tzu is really witty!
"What do I ask you to say!"
The emperor snorted coldly, and the atmosphere instantly dropped to freezing. He muttered in his heart, is he too indulgent to Suning, as if this kid has forgotten that he is the emperor, it seems that it is necessary to remind him!
Hearing the emperor's cold snort, the diners in the entire Suning shop trembled, for fear that the emperor would be angry with them. But Suning didn't care, you let me cook, I've made it now, why are you still angry!
It's really hard to guess the emperor's thoughts! It's even harder to guess than a woman's, you can guess how easy it is to guess how Shui Yue looks now, and you can tell that you haven't eaten enough at a glance!
"Your Majesty, this is exactly a dish created by the villain for Your Majesty. ”
"Oh, tell me, what's the name of this dish? Could it be a chili soup?"
The emperor is even more angry, I gave you a step down, and you don't appreciate it? What do you mean by this? Do you want to be angry with me!
"Of course. ”
"Huh?"
"Of course not......"
Suning was frightened by the emperor's cold eyes, and almost said that of course it is, the sentence "Companion Jun is like Companion Tiger" is really right. A poor profiteer like Suning can live by the emperor's side for so many chapters, it is really the protagonist's aura that is manifesting!
"Then you come to teach me, how to eat this dish!"
Damn, let you pit the emperor, today I will let you eat all these peppers, give me all the soup, and not only that, I will let you lick the pot!
"Your Majesty, please wait a moment, please look at the menu first......"
"Oh?"
The Emperor then turned his head, feeling embarrassed at the first move. Grandma's, as an emperor, how can others let you do what you want, and don't turn your head!
"Your Majesty, it's not that, it's this, come back!"
Damn, shame, what a shame for the emperor's position!
Following Suning's instructions, the emperor looked at the so-called menu placed in front of his table, which was actually a piece of paper. The emperor was dizzy to see the dense words on it, the ugly words were simply miserable, and the emperor wasted most of his strength to understand what was written on it.
"Is this what you wrote?"
The emperor looked back at the menu behind him, then at the menu in his hand, and carefully looked Suning up and down, and finally asked the question he wanted to ask.
"Uh...... Yes. ”
"Who wrote that over there?"
"Uh...... Hedges are written. ”
The thinking of you, the emperor, is really not something that ordinary people can keep up with, and the focus now is not on the question of who writes the handwriting!
"You'd better stop writing in the future. ”
The emperor looked up and down, and made sure that this person was hopeless, and even the handwriting of a three-year-old child was more beautiful than his, and it was better for this kind of person not to write!
"I ......"
Suning was choked speechless, looked at the emperor beside him, and secretly swore in his heart that he must study the ballpoint pen, gel pen, and fountain pen!
"Your Majesty, don't care about my handwriting for now, you can order food. ”
The emperor read it carefully again, but he really couldn't understand it: "If you read it to me, what you have written! If you don't satisfy me today, I will punish you for copying the imperial dictionaries a hundred times!"
Nima, are you trying to force me to invent the rhythm of the printing press!
The menu is very simple, just eat some of the things that are ordered by hot pot.
What beef, lamb, pork and a series of meats. All kinds of belly, intestines, and all kinds of seafood and other side dishes, plus a variety of vegetables, made the emperor a little dizzy for a while.
"What is this?"
"It's food. ”
Suning's expression of whether you are stupid made the emperor extremely angry, do you want to die! Suning looked at the emperor's face that became cold again, and hurriedly began to explain. There must be a degree of joking, and if it exceeds these scales, it will be very offensive. It is clear that now the emperor is already at this tipping point.
"Your Majesty, this dish is called hot pot, it's very simple, you see there's a fire at the bottom and a pot at the top, so it's called hot pot. ”
Suning paused, raised his head and glanced at the emperor, making sure that the emperor was not angry, and then continued.
"The way to eat this dish is just one word - shabu!"
Of course, the hot pot should be eaten shabu-shabu, and the thin slices of meat like cicada wings have just been scalded by the hot base in the pot, and then they can be eaten.
"Put the slices of meat in a pot and dip them lightly in the dipping sauce before serving. Of course, if the emperor doesn't want to eat dipping, you can also not dip. ”
"Oh, by the way, I know that eating these spicy foods must be like drinking a lot of ice water. Therefore, the amount of watermelon juice you drink today is unlimited, you can drink it as you like, but you have to give money. ”
"This ...... I still don't quite understand. ”
When the emperor heard Suning's serious explanation, he was convinced that Suning was not playing tricks on him. But this novel way of eating is really unprecedented, and it sounds like all the dishes ordered now are raw, and then you need to cook them yourself?
How can there be such a lazy cook?
How did such a chef open a restaurant?
How can a restaurant with such a lazy chef not go out of business?
Well, after a long time of trouble, the emperor still didn't understand what Suning meant.