Chapter 18 The fate of squatting together
Seeing that someone here will ask: the groove, you eat the setting, don't you say that you can only choose one protagonist, how can you open the emperor!
That's because - the rewards for Xiao Yao's next three main quests are: [Protagonist Aura (Weak) Γ 3]
The effect of this [Protagonist Aura (Weak)] is to allow you to get a chance in the Overworld. That is, in real life, there are three opportunities to become the protagonist in a short period of time.
But Xiao Yao belongs to the kind of person who is Jehovah, and he must have great love: how can he meet four protagonists but only one protagonist lives, and the three halos are evenly given to the remaining three people. As a result, "The Story of Mountain Worship in Kyushu" has the first volume opened by the four protagonists.
How to put it, it makes sense and there are no flaws.
Then some people will ask:, you are too casual to be an author, won't your conscience hurt when you write a book like this?
That's because not only does my conscience not hurt, but I even want to stick in my waist for a while.
Then, 80% of the people who were shaken by the flashbang would scold angrily: "I blinded my dog's eye!!
Xiao Yao: "Blinded my dog's eyes again!!!"
Xiao Yao successfully took leave and broke away from "Kyushu" and returned to the main world.
This is the second plane move, as if every time you have to lose sight. Then I could still feel the touch of the water, and I was wrapped in the water, and in the fog, there was a feeling of intoxicating joy.
"Welcome to the world of 'Kyushu' next time, Mr. Author. "The system is still in nothingness.
"Ahh......h
In the blink of an eye, Xiao Yao's foreground changed, and he was already in an urban forest made of reinforced concrete.
Just as he was about to ask "where is this", Xiao Yao's eyes swept away, and he saw a huge front door made of marble, with the inscription "A University" on the top.
These four words seem to tell someone: "I really am a university".
In fact, "a university" is indeed a university, and it is said that the president has made an effort to revitalize realist literature in the modern era where online literature is rampant, and a university must be called "a university" to be realistic and serious enough.
Serious universities don't bother to recruit subjects that they are not good at as college majors.
Serious universities don't bother to ask professors to be the face of the university.
Serious College ...... Stop there.
If it was really just a university, how could Xiao Yao come here after returning to his original plane? It seems that a university is not worthy of its name, it is not a university.
"But it looks like a regular university. Xiao Yao smiled and walked to the front door: "Hello, classmate." β
There happened to be a young man here, he was walking around the door, his eyes wandering on the ground, and he only responded casually to Xiao Yao's inquiry: "Hmm......"
"I would like to ask, is there a similar registration office in the school?"
"Guidance Center. With a casual point, he no longer cared about Xiao Yao's whereabouts, and was still looking for it on the ground.
Xiao Yao saw that he was looking eagerly, and couldn't help asking, "Classmate, what are you looking for?"
He lowered his head: "Money." β
Xiao Yao quite understood: "How much did you lose?"
He pointed to the vending machine next to him: "A coin." β
"Huh?" Whether a coin is worth it to find like this is a rather academic question, so I won't study it for the time being, but it is the first time Xiao Yao has seen someone who is so serious about finding a coin: "That's it?"
Facing Xiao Yao's questioning, he looked unkind and said, "Do you look down on a dollar?"
He has shiny blonde dyed hair, and is quite handsome, but his face is ruffian and stupid.
"It's not. Xiao Yao denied: "Although the role of a dollar is not great, the question about a dollar cannot be answered positively." β
"What are you doing with something inexplicable?
Generally speaking, real ruffians are not too stupid, and real fools are not too stupid, so if these two contradictory attributes can be brought together in a person, it means that this person ...... It's worth getting acquainted.
Xiao Yao secretly used the [Cause and Effect Prophecy] and prompted, "Will it still be on you?"
"How is it possible, I watched it fall to the ground, are you stupid? Or am I stupid?"
Xiao Yao smiled slightly: "It may really be on you, such as ...... I accidentally stepped on it while looking for it, and it stuck to the sole of my shoeβ"
Xiao Yao's reasoning of the law of cause and effect does not need to be foreshadowed in three chapters at present, so he can dominate some accidents in a few words.
"It's all said...... Uh......" His expression changed, and he looked at the soles of his feet: ", it's really here! Stepping on chewing gum! How can you guess so accurately? You wait a minute, wait for me to buy a can of celery soda-"
What the hell is celery soda......
Just when Xiao Yao was puzzled, he tore the coin with chewing gum from the sole of his shoe, and was still holding the silk and planned to stuff it into the vending machine like this.
Xiao Yao came back to his senses: "I think you'd better not go to ...... yet"
As you know, the coin slot of the vending machine is very narrow, and there are forks in it, and the coin can easily slide in and out of the coin slot, and after a sticky coin goes in, some kind of result will inevitably occur - blocking the coin slot.
"Damn! Fuck your uncle! How can this be! I don't owe this vending machine, I'm going to beat it!"
Among the ruffians and stupidity, the stupidity has a slight upper hand, and the anger is in the heart, and the temper is like a mess of punching to the vending machine.
Then on the way to stage the full martial arts, he was greeted by the burly porter: "Stinky boy, are you going to die?"
The man suddenly said, "Oh, no, it's not, this vending machine swallowed my coin......"
"Swallow it, swallow it, who calls you unlucky!"
The blonde whispered: "A man who watches the door, what a stinky fart......"
"Don't be afraid of him, I'll help you!" Xiao Yao said loudly: "He asked you what your stinky fart is!"
The uncle got up and glared at the two of them: "What do you want to do!"
Xiao Yao looked at this person's height of nearly two meters, and immediately pointed to the people around him: "It's what he said......"
"Holy, you!"
The uncle shouted angrily: "Don't get out of here, how long have you been making trouble here!"
The two immediately ran away.
"What the hell do you bastard want to do!Who sent you to plot against me!?" the man was furious, grabbing Xiao Yao's collar and scolding angrily.
Xiao Yao spread his hands and said, "You can't say that, at least we are in trouble together, aren't we?"
"! You're afraid that if there is no trouble, you will create trouble artificially!"
Xiao Yao: "And I helped you find the coin, and I also warned you not to put it in......"
"It seems that this is indeed the case...... the man nodded, and then stretched out his hand and said: "Although it is still useless, but thank you, if you are bullied in the future, you will report my name, my name is Shi Qingyan." β
"My name isβ"
Xiao Yao was about to introduce himself, when Shi Qingyan's phone rang: "Hey?"
The voice on the other end of the phone sounded very unfriendly, but Shi Qingyan still barely listened, and after hanging up for a while, he took out a three-section stick from his trouser tube, assembled them together, and secretly squatted by the wall.
Xiao Yao also squatted aside: "What are you doing?"
"Squatting people, haven't you seen it?" Shi Qingyan took a stick and knelt beside him and said, "I don't have any money at home, so I can make some extra money with this......
Xiao Yao didn't expect him to be this kind of person, and was about to get up to clear up the relationship, but Qing Yan said: "This time people give more, when I get paid, I can treat you to a meal." β
Xiao Yao's heart softened, and he couldn't help but sigh: "Okay, you wait for me to cover my face...... Who the hell are you squatting?"
"I don't know, it seems to be a ...... surnamed Xiao"
"Well, I have the same surname. β
"Is that a coincidence? haha. Shi Qingyan smiled handsomely: "Don't blame me for beating your own family, I just take money to do things." Besides, I have no position to refuse......"
"Don't worry, I understand, social people. When Xiao Yao was talking nonsense with him, a text message prompted-
Be careful, don't go through the main entrance, there are people squatting on you.
Xiao Yao thought about it and replied to the text message: Who is Shi Qingyan's boss?