Chapter 020 The cohabitation life of a man, a woman and a dog

Qingniu has been having a bad time these days!

No matter where it goes, there are always people who look like they have been beaten and run after it!

Originally, with its violent temper, it absolutely hit headlong and swept a large area.

But it remembers the advice of the Taishang Laojun: remember not to hurt mortals!

In desperation, it could only keep shifting its position away from the crowd.

At the same time, it also learned a cruel truth in a few days: this place is called the United States, and it is more than 10,000 kilometers away from its destination Huaxia, which is the destination of his descent this time.

If its strength is not sealed, this distance can fly over in the blink of an eye.

However, now, it can only exert the strength of Qi refining perfection, and it can't even fly, how can it cross the ocean and fly to Huaxia?

"Pills! Lao Niu feels the pill when he goes down to the mortal world this time! The changes in the mortal world are too great, the last time he went down to the mortal old cow very smoothly, he became the king of the mountain, commanding a group of little demons, and living a good life, but now he is being chased by a group of mortals running around!"

Qingniu thought of the inner cow that couldn't help it!

"It's better to stay in China! When will Lao Niu return to China! The United States really can't stay any longer!"

At this time, a figure descended from the sky and blocked the way of the green cow.

Rumble!

The ground caved into a large chunk.

"What kind of thing is this? with an iron lump all over his body?" the green bull widened his eyes as he looked at the strange iron man in front of him.

"I'm a member of the Ares squad of the FBI Special Service, codenamed Steel Cannon. (For the sake of easy reading, English dialogues are automatically translated into Chinese)" Steel Cannon, wearing a set of God of War armor, looked very sci-fi, and said: "You have violated the rules of the Super Alliance, now please follow me back to the FBI headquarters." ”

The green cow was confused, because it didn't have a good impression of the United States, so it didn't know its language.

Seeing that Qingniu did not cooperate, the steel cannon immediately stretched out his right arm, and the combination of clicks was combined into a cannon barrel, and the sound of energy convergence sounded, ready to fire at any time.

"Don't resist, resist and kill!"

When the green cow saw this, the bull's eyes immediately turned red!

After enduring so many days, I finally met an extraordinary person!

It could feel energy fluctuations from the steel cannon, and it was clearly not mortal.

As long as he is not a mortal, he will not violate the advice of Taishang Laojun.

"Don't be cowardly, just do it!"

Qingniu's temper has been suppressed for so many days, and it suddenly broke out, which is called a hearty.

"Savage Charge!"

The green bull roared angrily, the four hooves were windy, and savagely rushed away at the steel cannon, and the cold momentum swept away.

“Shit!”

The steel cannon cursed, but the reaction was not satisfied at all, and the energy cannon that was ready to fire was launched.

Bang!

One shot is enough to blow up an armored car!

This time, however, it didn't work.

The energy cannon bombarded the green cow, but it was hit by its head, and it burst open with a pop, and the energy collapsed and disappeared without a trace.

The green bull rushed to the city, and the speed did not decrease.

Rumble!

As if it had been hit by a train, the steel cannon was thrown into the air, tumbling in the air and slamming heavily on the ground dozens of meters away.

The belly of the God of War armor was completely dented, and it cracked in many places, revealing the body of the steel cannon inside.

Fortunately, the God of War armor is a high-tech product, and the protection is very strong, and after being hit with such a huge force, the steel cannon itself did not suffer much damage.

However, three seconds have not yet been rejoiced.

"Wild trampling!"

The green ox had already rushed to the front, and its pocket-sized body leaped high, its four hooves like mountains and mountains, trampling down against the steel cannon.

Bang bang!

Like a hill smashed into his body, the steel cannon was smashed into the ground, and the armor of the god of war on his body was broken even more.

"Wild trampling!"

The green bull was unforgiving, and once again trampled down.

Bang bang bang!

The surrounding ground collapsed into a large pit, and the steel cannon was smashed into the bottom of the pit to a depth of one meter, and the bearing capacity of the armor of the god of war reached its upper limit, and it shattered with a click.

The steel cannon's face changed drastically, without the armor of the god of war, his strength was only equivalent to the middle stage of foundation building.

"Wild trampling!"

The green bull had already been killed so that the bull's eyes were red, and he was ruthless, and trampled it down for the third time.

Syllable!

The steel cannon was trampled to pieces and turned into a puddle of meat sauce on the spot.

"Moo! Vulnerable!" Qingniu felt that he was still unsatisfied, his opponent was too careless, and he finished the game before he could exert his strength.

"Moo, Lao Niu still has to hurry, return to Huaxia as soon as possible!"

Thinking of this, Qingniu no longer lingered, and took firm steps all the way to the east.

It believed that as long as it went all the way east, it would one day reach Huaxia.

Doesn't it mean that China stands tall in the east of the world?

......

On July 11, the weather will be cloudy with showers.

It's been three days since Dog Abuse Day.

In three days, Xiao Yifan found a decoration company on the Internet and redecorated the villa.

Xu Shiyun, who was drunk and stimulated the second state before, smashed the villa to a pulp, and couldn't live in it at all, so she had to start over.

In addition, Xiao Yifan wanted to buy the villa directly and put it in his name because of the stone gate in the backyard, just in case.

Therefore, this time the renovation is relatively thorough, and it is carried out according to his preferences.

However, Xu Shiyun seized the opportunity to take the master bedroom on the second floor as her own and arranged it as a girls' boudoir, full of blue atmosphere.

Xiao Yifan, the owner of the villa, was squeezed into the guest room to sleep.

There is also a room occupied by the Howling Dog.

Then, the vigorous cohabitation life of a man, a woman and a dog began!

Xiao Yifan leaned on the newly bought sofa in the living room and sighed: "Hey, this decoration can be regarded as smashing my wife into it, and now I am penniless again." ”

"Wang. Watching the cartoon of cat and mouse on TV, the whistling dog was overjoyed, "This cat is so stupid that it has lost the face of the animal world." ”

"Then you still watch it with such relish?" Xiao Yifan said with angry disdain.

"Ben Wang is really boring. The roaring dog drooped the dog's head and said weakly.

"What? Stupid hasn't forgiven you yet? It's been a few days. Xiao Yifan said gloatingly.

"Wang. The roaring dog had a loveless expression, and said depressedly: "Ben Wang doesn't understand, why did he suddenly ignore Ben Wang?"

"What did you say to her?" At this time, Xu Shiyun walked downstairs wearing a blue dress.

Xiao Yifan found that Xu Shiyun likes blue very much, and she has reached the point of paranoia!

Could it be that deep down in her heart, she thinks she is a blue child?!!

Xu Shiyun sat on the sofa with her skirt in her arms, and her right hand held Xiao Yifan's left hand very naturally, with smooth and neat movements, without a trace of hesitation.

In the past three days, Xiao Yifan and Xu Shiyun held hands for more than 10 hours every day, and they may not be used to it at first.

But get used to this thing, and once you get used to it, it becomes a habit.

The Howling Sky Dog looked at the hands held by the two, the dog's eyes jumped, and he wanted to rush up and bite it.

Damn, it's time to abuse dogs again!

In three days, the roaring dog was abused by the two of them, and finally they were about to produce antibodies!

"If the girl suddenly ignores you, you must have done something wrong. Xu Shiyun said with a look of experience.

"Wang!" said the Howling Dog, "No! I had been talking well before, but suddenly I ignored Ben Wang. ”

"Then what did she say to you before?" Xu Shiyun said while enjoying the benefits of enlightenment.

"Wang. The Howling Dog thought for a moment and said, "It's nothing special, it's just that she suddenly asked me, 'Me or Stupid, who do you prefer?'" ”

"Isn't she just stupid?" Xiao Yifan said in surprise.

"Wang. The roaring dog said disdainfully: "She's not stupid, stupid is the second ha she raised." ”

"Then what are you talking to her about? Xiao Yifan was even more confused.

"Wang. "The roaring dog is even more contemptuous," Ben Wang wants to see more stupid pictures through her, and sometimes he can see the stupid real body through video chat. ”

Xiao Yifan: "......"

Nima, this is too roundabout!

"Wang. The Howling Sky Dog sighed, "Ben Wang is also helpless." Who made Stupid unable to chat and open videos on the Internet by himself, she could only replace her. ”

"So......" Xu Shiyun sorted out the relationship, and vaguely knew the reason for ignoring the Roaring Sky Dog, "How did you answer her question?"

"Wang. "Ben Wang said, 'You are not as beautiful as a dog, and of course I prefer stupidity.'" ’”

Xiao Yifan: "......"

Xu Shiyun: "......"

"You deserve it!" said the two in unison.

The howling dog continues to be loveless.

At this time, Xu Shiyun thought of something, her face became excited, and she said to Xiao Yifan: "Do you know that there is a wild ghost living in the house?"

"What the hell?" Xiao Yifan looked confused!