Chapter 33: Push her into the pit
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On the other side, Tao Yunfeng saw the two sitting next to each other, and Brother Liang called sweet in the early morning of autumn, and took the initiative to serve him vegetables, the picture was simply a pair of men and women in love. In her mind, the high-definition picture that she accidentally saw at DoubleTree Heights automatically appeared: one was only wearing a robe, one was completely open, one had his hands on the other, and the other's feet were hooked......
This picture lingered in his mind, Tao Yunfeng could no longer look at Director Huo opposite, and he couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw it.
She held back a smile, lowered her head, picked up the vegetables, and exaggerated the food in her mouth: "Uh-huh!
Seeing that she was smiling weirdly, Huo Jinliang always had a feeling that something was wrong, and wanted to ask her what she was laughing at, but the table was too wide, and the two were too far apart, so she could only shout when she spoke.
He put down his chopsticks and said that it was not enough for everyone to eat with their heads bored, and proposed to play a small game while eating.
Hearing about playing games, Tao Yunfeng immediately thought of the king game that destroyed the three views, had no discipline, and had no lower limit, buried his head lower, and pretended not to hear it.
However, with the president in charge today, no one dares to play like that, even if they have the courage to play, they are embarrassed in front of the leader.
If you want to play a game, you will win or lose, there will be rewards and punishments, and if you want to drink, if a female colleague can't drink, you can ask a male colleague to help, so you have to adjust the seats, and men and women sit apart.
Fang Rui, who was in the middle of Lu Lan and Zhao Jing, teased: "At work, men and women are matched, and they are not tired of work." At the dinner table, men and women sit next to each other, and the food is delicious!"
Huo Jinliang asked everyone to change their seats, and specially named Tao Yunfeng's name: "Don't let male colleagues get together, female colleagues squeeze together, let's change it." Tao Yunfeng, a few of you are squeezed together, and you are changed to this side. ”
was named, Tao Yunfeng looked at him puzzled: There is already a Wang Wei next to her who is a man, so she doesn't need to change her position, right?
Zhuo Tingyu didn't know what game he was going to play, but when he saw Tao Yunfeng sitting so far away and smiling so happily, he wanted her to sit over, and said, "Tao Yunfeng, you are the protagonist of tonight, you can't drink too much, come here." ”
Tao Yunfeng still didn't want to move, Lu Lanshi pushed her arm and whispered: "Yunfeng, the president said that you are the protagonist of tonight, call you over!"
was named by the director and president, she couldn't say no, she just wanted to sit over, she didn't have to look at Huo Jinliang and Qiu Chuchen sticky head-on, and the picture of passion and uncensored would not always appear in her mind, so she "abandoned" Wang Wei, a local tyrant who was originally one of the protagonists in the eyes of everyone, and got up and went over.
Even if Wang Wei was not happy in his heart, because President Zhuo's face was doubly large, and it was a colleague dinner, not a private party, he had to hold back his opinions.
Sitting down on the vacant seat vacated for her, Tao Yunfeng felt like he had been pitted.
This seat is definitely the focus of attention, the left is the president, and the director is the director, Tao Yunfeng has a feeling of "there is a wolf on the left, and a tiger on the right", and his heart is hairy.
Stubbornly smirking, she said in a self-deprecating tone: "Hehe, Mr. Zhuo, Director Huo, you are so good to me, let me sit among you, the local tyrant male god on the left, the handsome male guy on the right, I can hug the left and the right with one hand! I am so excited, so moved, so moved that I am about to cry, tears and tears!"
As he spoke, he opened his arms and made a left-right hug motion, then withdrew his hand, pretending to wipe his tears and snot.
Zhuo Tingyu raised the corners of his mouth and smiled: "Is it so exaggerated?"
In his eyes, her words, hugging left and right, were naughty and cute.
"You're so beautiful!" Huo Jinliang raised his hand and rubbed her head, "I called you over, not to let you think about this nonsense, but to help Mr. Zhuo block the wine!"
"Oh, don't mess up my hair!" Tao Yunfeng pulled his hand away and turned his head to glare at him, "Director Huo, please respect yourself! In front of so many colleagues, so many pairs of eyes are watching, please pay attention to your director's image!"
Forget it, in her eyes, he doesn't have a good image anymore!
Su Momo watched Tao Yunfeng sit between the president and the director, envious and jealous in his heart, and he couldn't wait to replace him.
Seeing that the president smiled charmingly at her, and saw that her eyes were very gentle, Su Momo became more and more suspicious, is it possible that Tao Yunfeng and the president really have a leg?!
Thinking about it hatefully, she said loudly as if half-jokingly: "Tao Yunfeng, it feels beautiful to sit in the middle of President Zhuo and Director Huo, right? At the same time, I have won the appreciation of Director Huo and the president, and your promotion and salary increase are just around the corner!"
Although it was a joke, Tao Yunfeng always heard something else, so roundabout, didn't it mean that she hugged the thighs of the director and the president!
She also responded jokingly: "Hehe, by the auspicious words of Team Leader Su, I hope so! I hope that in the near future, I can be promoted and raised, become a director, become a CEO, marry a rich and handsome, and walk to the peak of life, think about it is a little excited!"
"Oh, the ambition is not small!" Huo Jinliang was amused by her words, under the noses of the director and the president, she said that she just wanted to be promoted and raised, and she also wanted to be the director and CEO, she dared to say!
He pretended to be serious and said: "Young people, be down-to-earth, don't be ambitious!"
"Hehe!" she smirked and corrected her rhetoric, "Okay, to be the CEO, to marry Gao Fushuai, to think too far! Then to become a design director, it is still a very reliable goal! A soldier who does not want to be a general is not a good soldier, a designer who does not want to be a design director, not a good designer!"
Zhuo Tingyu also smiled: "Yes, a woman who is motivated at work is the most attractive! Tao Yunfeng, I am optimistic about you!"
I bragged about it and was laughed at by the president!
Tao Yunfeng was a little embarrassed, and suddenly blushed, looking a little more shy than usual.
Seeing Huo Jinliang and Tao Yunfeng talking and laughing, Qiu Chuchen, who felt left out, shook his arm: "Brother Jinliang, don't you want to play a game, I'm so anxious, let's start!"
Playing at the dinner table, enlivening the atmosphere, and a slightly elegant little game, Huo Jinliang thought of a solitaire game: with the title of "Drunken Willow" of Drunken Liuxuan, everyone said a poem with the word "drunk" or the word "willow", saying that if you are right, you can continue to eat, if you say it wrong, or you can't say it within 30 seconds, you must be punished with a glass of wine.
Some people exclaimed that it was too difficult, and some people simply said: "I see it's my turn, I'll just drink the bar!"
The ancient poems I memorized when I was in school have long been returned to the ancients!
The game starts with the president, who picks up the wine glass and starts to chant: "There is wine today and drunk today, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon." ”
As soon as the words fell, they were pointed out: "It's a fork, it's a fork, it's a punishment!"
Two lines of poetry are from different poems written by different poets:
There is wine today, drunk today, and sorrow tomorrow comes. From Luo Yin's poem "Self-Dispatch".
Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon. From Li Bai's poem "Will Enter the Wine".
As soon as the president opened his mouth, he was about to be fined for drinking, so shameless!
Since she was pulled over to help the president block the wine, Tao Yunfeng thought that she couldn't follow everyone to coax, and she had to play a role, so as not to behave too well under the eyelids of the president and the director, and she was still counting on a promotion and salary increase soon!
So, she said loudly: "The rules of the game are that it is okay to say that verses with drunken words or willow characters are fine, and it is not said that they cannot be read." According to the rules, Mr. Zhuo's cup should not be punished! There is wine today and drunk today, don't make the golden bottle empty to the moon, these two poems are more suitable for the occasion! What does Mr. Zhuo mean, is it to tell everyone to eat and drink tonight, and they will not be happy until they are happy, right?"
"Yes, yes!" immediately chimed in.
However, even though Tao Yunfeng said this and was exempted from the penalty for drinking, Zhuo Tingyu still happily raised the wine glass in his hand and drank it all.
Have a good drink tonight, he will set an example first!
Next, it's Tao Yunfeng's turn.
She almost blurted out: "There is no way out of the mountains and rivers, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village." ”
Recently, she has a deep understanding of two lines of poetry!
After passing the test easily, her chopsticks immediately reached for the big crab she loved.
When it was Huo Jinliang's turn, he also passed the test easily, and read the poems in Li Bai's "Will Enter the Wine": "The bells and drums are not expensive enough, but I hope that I will not wake up after being drunk for a long time." ”
"Two orioles are singing green willows, and a line of egrets is in the sky. "The early autumn morning is also quickly picked up.
After a round of rounds, some people passed the test easily, and some people racked their brains and didn't come up with a sentence, so they had to be punished for drinking.
When he went to Zhuo Tingyu again, he looked at the woman on his right hand who was busy competing with a big crab, and said with a smile: "The drunkard doesn't mean to drink." ”
This sentence is not a poem, but it is from the ancient Ouyang Xiu's "The Story of the Drunken Man's Pavilion", which also counts!
However, some people have said this sentence, some poems that are simple and easy to remember, basically some people have said it, Zhuo Tingyu thought about it, and said: "Jasper is made into a tree high, ten thousand hanging green silk, I don't know who cut out the thin leaves, and the spring breeze in February is like scissors." ”
Someone immediately pointed out: "These sentences, there is no drunken word, and there is no willow word, so it doesn't count." ”
The president is going to be fined for drinking again?
Tao Yunfeng put down the crab leg in his hand, wiped his hands, and asked loudly: "Ask everyone, what is the name of this poem?"
Zhang Xun raised his hand and replied: "I know! He Zhizhang's poem "Yongliu"!"
"Isn't there a willow here!" Tao Yunfeng continued, "Although there is not a single willow character in the four lines of poetry, but every sentence writes willow, not only has the image of willow, but also has willows in the soul. I don't know who cut out the thin leaves, and the spring breeze in February is like scissors. After reading the four lines of the poem, what comes to your mind is not willow, willow, willow, willow, willow, and the name of this poem, "Yongliu", a total of five willow characters!"
Everyone understands the meaning of such a simple and clear meaning, and we can't agree more.
Huo Jinliang made a final decision: "This must be counted! Write Liu's poems are counted!"
Yes, she helped the president win again!
Tao Yunfeng stretched out a thumbs up to Zhuo Tingyu: "Mr. Zhuo, worthy of being the president, is always so maverick and a blockbuster!"
Zhuo Tingyu looked at her and laughed again: "Those who understand me, Tao Yunfeng also!"
Huo Jinliang also looked at her, and deliberately escalated the difficulty, "Tao Yunfeng, Mr. Zhuo's four lines of poetry, plus the name of the poem, were read out by you five willow characters." It seems that you have an insight into the soul of willow characters, and the next one comes to you, and you can challenge it? Can you do it, there are five willow characters within four sentences, all of us have a drink, if you can't do it, you will punish yourself with a drink!"
Everyone agreed, and Lu Lanshi also shouted: "Okay! Yunfeng, look at you!"
Tao Yunfeng couldn't help but roll his eyes at Huo Jinliang, dug a pit for her again, and pushed her into the pit!
What the hell has deep soul-to-soul insights into the willow character, the president's four sentences of poetry that are so simple and easy to understand, elementary school students understand!
Everyone's eyes were focused on her, just waiting to see her admit defeat and take the initiative to drink.
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