"system, you don't give me pesticides!"

Early the next morning, when Lu Wangge came to the stream in front of the cave to wash, he found that his handsome face was full of mosquitoes and small red spots bitten by insects!

Immediately roared angrily to the sky.

But I only got a cold answer from the system......

[The recycled items will not be returned!]

“......”

"Okay, then this is a reward item that you randomly recycle, and the next time you improve the realm, you can't recycle my things!"

In the end, Lu Wangge seized the other party's loophole and successfully fooled the insecticide back.

This is also Lu Elegy's last resort, who told him that he did not reach the realm of Yudan, and could not reach the realm of ordinary water and fire without dust and valley.

Even if he is omnipotent, the madman's diary is only a thing in the cultivation realm, and there is no record of the refining method of mosquito repellent spray.

Even if he set up the phantom array last night, he couldn't stand too many mosquitoes and bugs.

Of course, after last night's lesson, Lu Elegy deeply realized that no matter what strange things the system rewards in the future, he must put it away and not pretend to be forced.

Even Lu Elegy suspected that it was he who pretended to be forced in front of the system again, so he was retaliated by the system!

Otherwise, why did the system become cold and have a little temper after pretending to be forced?

The more he thought about it, the more Lu Wangge felt that what he thought made sense.

Make up your mind, from now on, you can be crazy in front of the system, but you can't pretend to be forced, so as not to hurt its self-esteem.

After washing, Lu Wangge ran to the side of the spirit pond where the koi fish were raised, took a look, and found that the cultivation position of this pool was still a small spirit gathering array, no wonder the koi were fat and big-eared.

“......”

After eating the self-grilled fish, Lu Wangge touched his stomach comfortably.

I didn't expect that in the herring roe storage ring, there are quite a lot of barbecue materials, enough for myself to use for a while.

And the red spots on his face have also subsided, and he has returned to his previous handsomeness, it is time to go to Chiyan Ridge to find that fifty-year-old psychic grass.

For the perfect Tsukidan, you are bound to win!

Red Flame Ridge.

According to the positioning given by the system, Lu Elegy ran all the way to the southeast, and finally came to a forest after running for an hour.

It's a maple forest, and now it's a crisp autumn day, and it's a beautiful place, with red maple leaves everywhere.

It's just that.....

Lu Wangge suddenly found that two red-skinned wild boars were mating not far away.

This image spoils the beauty of the scenery at once.

"Is this the legendary ..... Parking and sitting in love with Maple Grove at night?"

Lu Elegy couldn't help but think of it with a bad taste, and then shook his head, he couldn't joke about the sage's article.

"Strange, it stands to reason that the fifty-year-old psychic grass should be guarded by demon beasts, right? ”

Although the original novel did not have this bridge, Lu Elegy, as an old bookworm, knew that God could not let him get what he wanted so easily.

But I went all the way, not to mention the danger, and I couldn't even see a pheasant feather.

"It seems that I am overthinking. ”

According to the guidance of the system, Lu Wangge found the fragrant psychic grass at once.

"Human, what do you want to do!"

Just as Lu Elegy was about to pull it out, a low and angry voice came out from behind Lu Elegy.

"Is that you?"

Lu Wangge looked back and found that it was the two wild boars that had just mated in the maple forest, with red hair on the top of their heads, looking majestic, and they should be males.

Because of the other row...... That's obvious.

“？？？”

The wild boar that he had just spoken, that is, the wild boar with red hair on the top of his head, showed a surprised look and asked suspiciously: "You know us?"

"Didn't you just do that maple grove or something, how did you get here so quickly?"

Lu Wangge asked casually, and at the same time, a solemnity flashed in his eyes, and he was able to speak later, but he had reached the strength of a second-level demonic beast.

And the second-level demonic beast is equivalent to the foundation building realm of the human race!

It's just that Lu Elegy didn't expect this sentence, but it stung the self-esteem of the male boar.

"Quick, you say this king is fast!?"

Without saying a word, the male wild boar opened his mouth and directly spewed out a flame and sprayed it towards the landing elegy.

Rumble!

The scorching temperature made a sizzling sound in the air, as if even the air had been scorched.

"Stop!"

Lu Wangge felt it, the other party should only be the strength of the second-level demon beast in the later stage.

But there is also a female wild boar, and he does not want to be the enemy of the other party unless he has to.

The most important thing is that the other party's flame seems to be powerful, and it is not rushing for his own life.

Maybe the other party is just pretending to be angry to test himself.

Since being taught to be a man by herring roe once, Lu Elegy found that his personality has become more and more calm.

After seeing that the other party really stopped, Lu Wangge knew that he had guessed correctly before, and sure enough, as long as he lived for a long time, pigs were better than monkeys.

"Boy, what kind of eyes are you, you are scolding me in your heart?" Seeing the human in front of him, with an insulting look, the male boar immediately glared back.

“......”

You can feel that this wild boar has indeed become a sperm.

"Why don't you speak? It seems that this king guessed correctly, you humans don't have a good thing, wolf heart and dog lungs, what you say is good, and what you do is so disgusting!"

The wild boar kept scolding and accusing the landing elegy.

"Wait, you're talking about someone else, I swear, I've never done that!"

Lu Wangge said shamelessly.

Who knew that the wild boar, with a flattering face, turned back to the female wild boar behind him and said: "Daughter-in-law, look, every man will say this, I am not lying." ”

"Hmph!" the she-boar turned her head and said, "Anyway, you men don't have a good thing." ”

"Daughter-in-law, I'm not a man, I'm just your little piggy. ”

"Poof, okay, there are still outsiders, you are not idle, I am still idle. ”

"Okay, listen to my daughter-in-law, what I didn't finish just now, I ...... at night"

"We'll talk about it in the evening!"

“......”

Seeing this scene, Lu Wangge finally knew why, he felt that passage was so familiar.

Lu Wangge looked at the male boar in front of him with disdain.

Phew!

"Hey, boy, what kind of eyes do you have!" This scene happened to be seen by the male wild boar, and immediately warned Lu Elegy.

Looking at these two wild boar demon beasts that did not exude killing intent, Lu Elegy felt quite interesting.

So, he immediately said with a sad face: "Seeing the two of you so affectionate, it reminds me of my girlfriend......"

In this way, the story of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai became his own story in Lu Elegy's mouth, and the sow burst into tears, and the title became the eldest brother of the pig, the sister-in-law and the little brother.

Among them, Brother Pig gave himself a name called Zhu Yan, and Sister-in-law Pig's name was Zhu Lian.

Zhu Lian looked at Lu Elegy with a sympathetic expression and said, "Little brother, this psychic grass, you can take it to your girlfriend for treatment."

What else do you need, you must tell your sister-in-law, I will definitely ask your eldest brother to find a way to help you, in this Red Flame Ridge, your eldest brother still has a certain right to speak. ”

“......”

looked at his daughter-in-law, who was deceived by a human boy with a story, and Zhu Yan didn't tear this kid apart.

Because he knows that even if he debunks it, his daughter-in-law will not believe it, and even if she believes it, she will choose to believe the truth of this story.

Who called his daughter-in-law such an emotional person?

"Okay, daughter-in-law, don't cry, I'll go to see Brother Lu off for a ride, don't let your mood swings be too big, and you're still pregnant with a child." ”

"Okay, you go, Brother Lu, I will have the opportunity to come to Chiyanling to play in the future......" Zhu Lian wiped her tears and said.

Lu Wangge nodded, took the psychic grass and agreed, but when he saw such a kind Zhu Lian, he felt a little guilty in his heart.

On the road.

"Boy, don't think that if you can deceive my daughter-in-law, you can deceive me?"

"I still have a story about a scumbag......"

"Good brother, go slowly!"

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