Chapter 57: How Bad It Tastes
"Who said I couldn't cook, look, isn't it good, it's much better than your black paste that I don't know what it is!"
Putting his own dishes on a plate and putting them in front of Zhang Lan, Ming Yuzhu raised his head slightly and said with some pride. I have forgotten that even the dish in her hand now was made by Zhang Lan before, but it was just cold, and she re-fried it. Of course, she also did a lot of superfluous things during this time.
Zhang Lan said with a smile: "Is it? It's really amazing, so why don't you eat it? You must be the first to taste the dishes you make, only in this way can you master the cooking skills that can catch a man's stomach in the future, instead of poisoning a man!"
"This ......"
Ming Yuzhu's face was suffocated, looking at the two dishes on the table, she didn't know what to do. The plate of cabbage that Zhang Lan fried before must be inedible, it is all black like this, can people still live if they eat it? Looking at the fried cabbage now, although it is a fresh dish, it has been left for most of the day, but it still looks good, at least it looks like it can be eaten.
"Eat it, hum, what's the big deal, if you like to starve, go and suffer it yourself, I make it myself, eat it alone, I don't give it to you, hey!!"
Speaking of the back, he also pulled his cheek and gave Zhang Lan a grimace, and then swallowed a mouthful of saliva fiercely, and carefully handed his chopsticks to the dish that he thought was good little by little.
If she was alone, she swore that she would never eat this dish and didn't even want to smell it, but now, under Zhang Lan's gaze, she was like riding on a tiger, she could go up, but she couldn't get down easily.
Well, it's a bit wrong to say this, she also has the strength of a second-rate martial artist, and an ordinary tiger is not necessarily her opponent.
In short, now, in order not to lose face, this dish on which she has high hopes can only be tasted by herself.
“......”
Sandwiched the dish on top of the chopsticks, but the little girl didn't make the next move, she was just stunned for a while, and then she raised her cute little eyelids, looked at Zhang Lan, saw that he had been staring at herself, and asked, "What do you see me doing?"
"I see you eat, don't you even dare to eat the dishes you cooked? Hey, no way, look at you pitiful, I'll reward you with this dish!"
As he spoke, Zhang Lan pushed the plate of unknown objects in front of him in front of Ming Yuzhu, and said with a smile: "Don't be polite to me!"
"You plate of disgusting things, you eat it yourself, hum, my own, eat it!"
As she spoke, she lifted the chopsticks in her hand upward, closed her eyes, held the dish that had been warmed by herself, lifted the chopsticks, raised her head, opened her mouth, and then took a bite to it.
Then, under Zhang Lan's gaze, Ming Yuzhu's complexion began to change, from white to red, from red to blue, and finally from blue to purple, and tears soon appeared in her eyes.
"No, what the hell did you do, it's just a bite, why are you so good at changing your face, even better than the thousand-faced Langjun I've seen before!"
Looking at the little girl's appearance, Zhang Lan couldn't help but exclaim, and then picked up the chopsticks in front of her and squeezed them towards Ming Yuzhu's plate.
However, at this moment, Ming Yuzhu's face was in a hurry, and he took his dish into the protection of his arm, just like a hen protecting his cubs, and said to Zhang Lan with a puffed face: "This is my dish, you are not allowed to eat it!"
“......”
Zhang Lan didn't know what to say, looking at this girl's appearance, even if this dish is not a deadly poison, but the effect should be about the same, she wants to help her solve it, she is still not happy?
"It's so delicious, can't you even let me take a bite?"
Zhang Lan said with a smile.
"That's right, the dishes made by this girl herself are naturally delicious, if you want to eat, how can it be so easy, I'd rather pour it than give it to you, hum!!"
If someone else's food is so unpalatable, her first thought must be to give Zhang Lan to eat, so that he can taste the taste of torture on his tongue. However, this is the first time she has made a dish, although the ready-made dish made by Zhang Lan has been reheated by her, but she feels that this is the first time she has made a dish.
How could he give Zhang Lan the first time he made a dish? And it was so unpalatable, what if he laughed at himself after eating it?
All the thoughts in my heart made this girl beat to death and didn't want to let Zhang Lan taste the dishes in her hands. Even if it was a good opportunity to teach Zhang Lan a lesson, she didn't want to.
"You're not going to give me food, I'm going to eat it!!"
As he spoke, he saw Zhang Lan's figure flicker, and Ming Yuzhu didn't see any reaction from him, so he saw that the dish in his hand had fallen into Zhang Lan's hands. And Zhang Lan's chopsticks had already picked up a trace and put them into his own mouth.
“...... Yikes!!"
Ming Yuzhu stood up in shock, it was too late to stop it, so she could only watch Zhang Lan eat it in one bite.
Immediately, Zhang Lan's face was strange for a while, which made Deming Yuzhu's heart tremble, for fear that Zhang Lan would laugh out loud, laugh at her craftsmanship, and laugh at her for not knowing anything.
But I didn't see Zhang Lan have any other expressions for a long time, nor did she speak, let alone laugh, Ming Yuzhu's eyebrows raised, and then said: "What's the matter, I'm fooled, haha, I lied to you, I deliberately made it so unpalatable, just to let you eat!!"
smiled, seeing that Zhang Lan hadn't reacted yet, Ming Yuzhu didn't know what to say, just stared at him with a pair of eyes.
Then, Zhang Lan moved, and at a speed that Ming Yuzhu didn't react to, the chopsticks kept pinching towards the plate, and quickly wiped out the dishes inside.
"You...... What are you doing...... Can you eat such an unpalatable thing? Could it be that you are crazy? Or is it that the taste of immortal cultivators is different from that of ordinary people? No, in the past month in Red Star City, what you have eaten is no different from me. ”
She really couldn't understand why Zhang Lan had to eat such an unpalatable thing, what if he ate himself to death, then did he take revenge on his sister? However, if something happened to him, who else could save his sister?
Zhang Lan said with a smile: "What are you talking about, I just watched you cook for the first time, if no one finishes eating, it will be very sad, so I helped you finish eating." I don't believe you dare to finish that dish yourself......"
Ming Yuzhu didn't believe it, she didn't believe that Zhang Lan was so good: "Then why didn't you speak for so long just now?"
"My little sister, I don't speak, I'm plucking up my courage, do you think that everyone dares to eat this dish you made that is more powerful than poison? Even if I am an immortal cultivator, I don't dare to eat anything!"
Zhang Lan stood up, pushed the plate in his hand forward, and said, "I finished eating everything, so it's up to you to wash the dishes!"
"I don't think so, I don't wash the dishes. ”
Pin his head to the side, Ming Yuzhu didn't look at Zhang Lan, looking like I was unhappy. It's just that there is still a trace of emotion in her eyes. Is such a person really the bastard who bullied his sister?
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