What will you do when a "drunk" cute girl throws you down on the bed, her little face is flushed, her eyes are blurred, and her soft and wet lips are on your cheeks, like a fragrant stamen waiting to be released, for you to pick?

Is it to be a beast and be pushed down?

Or is it better to sit back and not mess up?

Faced with this headache, Chu Hang did not hesitate to make an ulcer, many years later, whenever he recalled this incident, he would always be extremely glad that he had done it at this time.

Chu Hang decisively stretched out his hands to support Liuli's shoulders and pushed her away with force!

You read that right, Chu Hang made a scorn that I am afraid will make countless men laugh.

In fact, this has nothing to do with whether he is a gentleman or not, if he is not as good as a beast, but Su Liuli occupies an important position in Chu Hang's heart that even he doesn't realize it, so important that he doesn't want to see her hurt in the slightest, so he subconsciously made a mistake to protect her.

Click!

Then Chu Hang heard the sound of teeth colliding.

"Burger, Burger don't run!"

Su Liuli smacked her lips, and leaned over to Chu Hang's face, her slightly open snow-white teeth grinding gently, like a puppy grinding her teeth.

Chu Hang was startled, and he realized in horror how correct the ulcer he had just done was.

Even if this girl is drunk, she can't change her foodie nature, she didn't kiss his cheek at all just now, she clearly saw his head as a "hamburger", and she was almost about to bite down!

If he hadn't pushed it away in time, I'm afraid he would have been "disfigured"!

Chu Hang gasped, and hurriedly supported Liuli's shoulder with one hand, and pressed his head with the other.

"Burger Burger Burger ......"

Su Liuli stuck over like kraft candy, and his brother grabbed Chu Hang's shirt, as if he was afraid that the hamburger would run away, and as the two of them pulled and entangled, the collar was about to be torn!

Although Su Liuli was drunk, her strength was really great, and it took him a lot of effort to barely control her head, and he didn't know if this girl was drunk or turned into a zombie, and the teeth exuded a faint fragrance, but I don't know how much damage it will cause if I really bite it!

Chu Hang was speechless, how drunk is this girl to be in order to see such a handsome face as a hamburger?

The key is that I ate a box of wine chocolates!

No, don't let this girl touch real wine in the future!

"You ...... What are you doing?"

At this moment, Chu Yanran walked in from the balcony, and when she saw Chu Hang and Su Liuli lying on the bed twisted into a ball, she was immediately stunned, and even her voice trembled slightly.

"Su Liuli eats chocolate and gets drunk, and treats my head as a hamburger, you quickly pull her up!"

Lest the misunderstanding spread, Chu Hang hurriedly explained.

Chu Yanran was stunned for half a second, and soon found that Su Liuli's eyes were blurred, muttering "hamburger", and hurriedly stepped forward to thin Su Liuli.

"Liuli, see clearly, that's not a hamburger, it's a pig's head!"

Chu Yanran shouted!

Su Liuli was stunned for a second, raised her hand and rubbed her eyes, and stared at Chu Hang for three seconds before she was deflated and muttered, "Pig's head...... It's not delicious, don't eat the pig's head, don't eat the pig's head, don't eat the pig's head......"

Chu Hang couldn't help but roll his eyes, this trick of image transfer ** can be called clever, but treating his handsome head as a "pig's head" is really unbearable for uncles and aunts!

But the effect was really immediate, and the "zombie" Su Liuli suddenly became a pitiful hungry, muttering "I want to eat a hamburger" in a milky voice.

Chu Yanran smiled knowingly and slowly helped Su Liuli to the other bed.

Su Liuli lay down on the bed in a daze, chattering and chirping, closing her eyes and smirking.

Chu Yanran helped Su Liuli take off her shoes, covered the quilt, patted her arm gently, and said softly: "It's late, let's sleep......"

Chu Hang turned off the lights very cooperatively.

In the dead of night, Su Liuli turned over, smashed her mouth, and soon calmed down, as if she had fallen asleep.

Chu Yanran and Chu Hang breathed a sigh of relief, and the two exchanged glances in the dim moonlight, and then tiptoed out of the room.

Coming to the corridor and gently closing the door, Chu Hang smiled bitterly: "Don't let her touch anything related to alcohol in the future, this girl's drinking power is too bad!"

Chu Yanran nodded seriously, alcohol not only means a hangover for a girl with such poor drinking power, but also means danger, Chu Yanran feels that after Su Liuli wakes up, it is necessary to talk to her well, and she must be made aware of the importance of staying away from alcohol.

"You go back to the room first, my sister will take good care of Liuli. Chu Yanran said.

Chu Hang let out an "um" and turned around and walked to his room.

Chu Hang was still a little trembling when he walked, and if he was not afraid, it would definitely be impossible.

Fortunately, at that moment, he subconsciously pushed Su Liuli away, if he lost his mind and turned into a beast just now, he would be quite "miserable", even if he was not "bitten" by Su Liuli, he would be "caught in bed" by Chu Yanran, who only took more than ten seconds to finish the phone.

The road of life is full of ulcers, sometimes the wrong choice is just a detour, but sometimes the wrong choice is a dead end!

"Fortunately, it's Su Liuli, if it were replaced by other beautiful girls, I might have made a mistake. ”

Chu Hang was overjoyed.

......

......

In the dim room, Su Liuli suddenly opened her eyes, and the crystal clear eyes were bright and clear, without a blurred color, but the face that was originally puffy turned red with a sound, as if it was about to burn.

"Woo woo, how can this be!"

Su Liuli covered her face, her body curled up in a ball, and she rolled from side to side wrapped in the quilt.

Of course, she couldn't eat a box of chocolates and get so drunk that she regarded Chu Hang's head as a "hamburger", everything just now was a temporary "acting".

She just ate chocolate and her brain was hot, when only she and Chu Hang were left in the room, for some reason, her brain monkey flashed the movie called Chrysanthemum Blossom that she watched not long ago, she remembered the girl's deep love and persistence for the boy, remembered the bleak ending of the pair of childhood sweethearts who had been separated for many years, remembered the girl confiding her heart, the boy was moved to tears, and remembered herself and Chu Hang.......

At that moment, there were too many pictures flashed in the brain monkey, and finally it was frozen in the movie, the beautiful mockery of the girl kissing the boy.

At that moment, Su Liuli uncontrollably did something that made me feel "ashamed" when I thought about it now.

Oh my God, how did she pounce on that scoundrel and kiss that villain in the face!

Woo woo, she must have burned out her brain!

When Chu Hang pushed her away, Su Liuli realized what she had done, and she was so ashamed that she wanted to dig a crack in the ground and get in.

Fortunately, the brain, which is usually not very useful, suddenly became wise in a hurry, and pretended to be drunk, so that she escaped the most shameful end in history.

"Good thing I'm smart!"

Su Liuli was glad for her wit, and suddenly sighed softly, Xu pouted slightly, his eyes were suddenly a little confused, and he muttered in a low voice: "Bad guy ......"

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