Chapter 47 The Biography of Ji Gong
Lu Bu on the stage was commanded by Zhou Taixing, and the eldest husband would rather die before the battle than hide from others, how could he bear it.
Lu Bu smiled: "Since Lao Zhou, you are an old man, and you are not afraid at such an age, then I will reluctantly accept this jade plate." ”
Zhou Taixing smiled very gracefully, meaning not to have a verbal dispute with Lu Bu. In his heart, he scolded Ye Fei for being bloody, you are the old man, and your whole family is an old man.
Zhou Taixing smiled and slowly walked to the stage.
Lu Bu also put away his lightness, and his naked body Typhoon is indeed worthy of Taishan Beidou in the storytelling world, and his reputation is well deserved.
"Okay, old man, I'll offer a handful of ugliness first, and say a cushion!"
Saying that, he stood in front of Lu Bu unyieldingly, and the whole person was still smiling.
Generally, the judges' scores are all at a loss, so everyone thinks that Zhou Taixing is really high-spirited and deliberately gives young people a chance.
But Lu Bu's IQ value of 120 has long seen through his thoughts, which is the lion fighting the rabbit to do his best. Zhou Taixing has carefully studied Lu Bu and knows that his performances on formal occasions are only three full, and what he lacks is on-the-spot experience.
Zhou Taixing took a fancy to Lu Bu's inexperienced weakness, and planned to strike first, use his outstanding performance to deter Lu Bu, and let him mess up.
"Today I'm going to talk about a piece of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"!"
Lu Bu was taken aback, this old fox had such a trick. Lu Bu said it in this book, but Zhou Taixing just wanted to say what he said, with a deep foundation, he crushed Lu Bu in a dignified manner, which is Yizheng Keqi.
"This old Zhou is amazing!"
Lu Bu couldn't help but give a thumbs up when he listened, Zhou Taixing's skills have reached the realm of perfection, regardless of his character, the storytelling can be said to return to the basics, without a trace of tricks, every sentence is just right.
Zhou Taixing's storytelling skills are actually better than Lu Bu's redemption from the system, and his storytelling skills are even better than those at the elementary level, so it's no wonder he dares to make such a heavy bet
Oh!
At this time, Zhou Taixing said that Zhang Fei "roared in front of Changban Slope, and drank back a section of Cao Ying's million soldiers", and suddenly roared, and the tablecloth on the bookcase in front of him was shocked by his roar, and the waking wood on the table was almost shocked by the sound waves.
The ears of the audience were all buzzing with Zhou Taixing's roar, this is a stadium of 100,000 people, and at this moment the audience seemed to really see Zhang Fei standing in front of him.
The timid audience were so frightened that they slipped off their chairs, sat on the ground and continued to listen, refusing to let go of a word, not even bothering to get up from the ground.
"Lion's roar!" Li Muyunteng stood up and muttered, "Zhou Taixing's storytelling skills have actually reached such a point, and the lion's roar, which has been lost for five hundred years, has actually been practiced by him!"
Zhou Taixing said a paragraph of the Three Kingdoms magnificently, and there were chivalrous bones and soft intestines at the Jin Ge Iron Horse, and the audience was fascinated by it, and it was a long time since he finished speaking, and the scene was still silent.
Smack!
The judges applauded first, followed by thunderous applause from the audience.
"Ten points!"
"Ten points!"
Or "ten!"
The five judges all gave ten points, and Zhou Taixing scored full marks in the first stage.
Li Muyun couldn't help but look at Lu Bu worriedly, Lu Bu's level was strong, but he was at the same level as Bai Jiang, and compared with Zhou Taixing, who had mastered the "Lion's Roar", he was afraid that he would still be inferior.
Lu Bu naturally knew his level, after all, he was only a beginner in storytelling skills, but he smiled slightly and walked on stage, as if he didn't have a trace of worry.
"The young man's city is good, but it's just to make himself lose less ugly. Zhou Taixing showed a slight sneer and looked at Lu Bu who came to the stage.
"See what else you can say? Three Kingdoms?
Syllable!
Lu Bu suddenly slapped the waking wood, and the sound shook the audience, pulling the audience back from the Three Kingdoms just now.
"The law-abiding dynasty is depressed, and the strong beam sings happily every night.
Riding horses and mules at the expense of others and benefiting oneself, starving with integrity and fairness.
Repair bridges and repair roads, blind people, murder and arson... ”
The audience couldn't help but look at each other after listening to Lu Bu's set poem, how can there be such a style of poetry in this world, but how to listen to it and how kind, plus Lu Bu's expression and body are in line with the tradition of storytelling, but it contains another flavor, it is really an endless world of cold and cold, and the audience can't help but feel thousands of emotions in their hearts, and they are stunned all of a sudden.
Lu Bu suddenly said again: "I went to the West Heaven and asked me about the Buddha, and the Buddha said, 'I don't have a problem!'"
With the rich and witty expression on his face, this sentence changed as soon as he came out.
"Oops!"
Thump!
There was the sound of people in the audience slipping and falling from their chairs.
"Your sister is a cheater!"
The audience scolded, but laughed and scolded, although they felt that Lu Bu's poem was too wilted, but they couldn't help laughing along with the poem.
"Today I want to talk about an excerpt from "The Biography of Jigong"... ”
Here Lu Bu had already spoken, and the judges on the judges' bench looked confused.
"Lao Li, what kind of book is "The Biography of Jigong", have you heard of it?"
Li Muyun shook his head, he was also puzzled, he knew that there was no such thing as these six hundred and thirty-six traditional commentaries. Even if it is newly compiled, it must have an original form, but what Lu Bu said at this time really hasn't heard of it.
How do they know that "The Biography of Jigong" is a long novel of gods and demons written by Guo Xiaoting, a literati at the time of the earth's wild boar skin, how can there be this in this world, and only after someone has heard it can there be ghosts.
“。。。 Jigong drank wine and ate meat in Lingyin Temple, and one day he came back drunk and met Guangliang of the Prison Temple.
Guangliang scolded him, and Jigong forced a dogleg into Guangliang's mouth.
Guangliang roared angrily: 'Mida Buddha, too salty, too salty!'... ”
Burst!
Zhou Taixing calmly drank a sip of tea, and when he heard this, he squirted out happily without paying attention. He hurried around to see if he had noticed him.
Lu Bu has already spread flowers on the stage, and no one in the judges' seat and audience can straighten his waist, how can anyone pay attention to him.
He just put his mind at ease, but he felt that something was wrong, and he should be worried.
"Predict what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown!"
As Lu Bu's voice fell, the audience was overwhelmed.
"it!"
Zhou Taixing's face was pale, and Lu Bu glanced at him, hehe.
He said secretly: "I have also exchanged the basic cross talk skills to learn, and I don't believe that cross talk and storytelling can't win you." ”
The commentary of this "Biography of Jigong", to be honest, is not a commentary in the traditional sense, and after Guo Degang's interpretation, it may be more focused on stand-up comedy.
Lu Bu used the two primary skills of cross talk and storytelling to re-interpret it, and it played a role where one plus one is greater than two.
"Ten points!"
"Very!"...
This time, the judges are all respected seniors like Li Muyun, so naturally there is no possibility of cheating, so Lu Bu also got a full score from the judges' seat.
The host said excitedly: "The two sides actually draw, then please give us the power to decide the winner to the audience!"
On the big screen behind Zhou Taixing, the pillar of light reached full level almost instantly, and 100,000 viewers gave him a full score.
He glanced at Lu Bu, he has been in the book world for decades, and his fans are all over the world, which is Lu Bubi's, he naturally believes that the audience will support him.
Lu Bu smiled and quietly waited for the audience to score.
"What!"
The host stared at the dazzling pillar of light behind Lu Bu with wide eyes, and it was actually a full score.