Lu Bu covered his ass and walked out of the hospital, he didn't understand how he offended the little nurse, and finally he came to the conclusion that the little nurse's menopause was infinitely advanced.

Dragging his handbroken body, Lu Bu returned to the rented house with difficulty, and was disappointed after entering the door, the snail girl did not appear, and she had to choose between braised pork ribs and braised beef tonight.

Knock knock!

There was a knock on the door, and Lu Bu opened the door to see that it was Zhao Shilan.

"Lu Bu, you don't have to be busy if you have a hand injury, Yingying will come to me to eat today!"

Ying Ying clapped her little hands and smiled: "Great, you don't have to eat the food cooked by the old chatter." ”

Lu Bu was disgusted again, and he decided that he must eat two more bowls later, so that you will look down on me.

"Lu Bu, then I'll take the computer. ”

Zhao Shilan touched Yingying's head and was about to get the computer on the table.

"Okay. Lu Bu suddenly thought of something, and quickly snapped and closed the computer.

"I'll help you get it, the computer is too heavy, don't get tired. ”

"Nonsense, I'm light and thin, how can it be heavy," Zhao Shilan continued to stretch out her hand to the computer without understanding, and said, "Besides, with your bear's paws, can you still hold something?"

Lu Bu had no choice but to watch her pick up her laptop, and secretly pleaded in her heart: "I turned off the photo yesterday." ”

"Lu Bu!"

Suddenly, there was a roar from Zhao Shilan's room.

"Gotcha! Brother withdrew first, and Yingying helped the old chatter resist. ”

Lu Bu ran downstairs with a cigarette and shouted, "I'm going to buy wine!"

"Brother is half a millionaire (he doesn't know that Xu Chao rewarded another Diamond League), why don't you eat something good, what to eat? ”

Lu Bu is a man of action, he ordered a table of skewers, there are always three or five people, and he is really hungry after tossing for a day, so he will when he catches it. A sip of beer and a skewer is not a pleasure.

"Is there anyone here?"

"Yes ... ”

Before Lu Bu could finish answering, the man sat down.

Lu Bu glanced at it, it was a woman, half of her face was covered by a pair of toad glasses, and she was wearing a baseball cap on her head, and she couldn't see her appearance clearly.

The woman was not at all polite, took a cup and poured a beer, craned her neck and knocked down, and poured a large glass of wine.

"Female drunkard!" Lu Bu also looked at it, "It's quite sexy to look at the lips, but don't be a white eater." ”

Syllable!

After the woman finished drinking, she seemed to see Lu Bu's thoughts, and took out a hundred-yuan bill and slapped it on the table.

One hundred, this is not the money of Ye Fei's world, Da Ming Yuan is worth more than US dollars, not to mention that it is in this kind of roadside barbecue stall, the two of them can't eat until they vomit.

Lu Bu glanced around, not to mention that this barbecue stall is really prosperous, except for his own table, there is no vacant seat, and there are many people standing and waiting for a seat, it seems that this woman really wants to masturbate and want to go crazy.

Lu Bu is not a stingy person, he pushed the money back, and said with a smile: "If you want to eat skewers, take back the money, I will invite this meal, as long as you accompany me to drink well." ”

"Don't regret it!"

The woman didn't look up, poured another glass, touched it with Lu Bu's cup, and took another sip of ********Sister, what are you doing here?" Lu Bu almost cried, this is not a drunkard, it is a wine fairy.

The eldest husband does not lose the battle if he loses, not to mention that since Lu Bu's body has been strengthened, the amount of alcohol has also risen gradually, and he is also bored when he holds the wine.

The two of them pushed the cup and changed the glass, and a barrel of beer bottomed out.

Without Lu Bu's instructions, the boss carried another bucket and whispered to Lu Bu: "Brother, this girl is very powerful today, if you want to pour him down, you have to work hard, don't worry that the wine buddy will give you a discount." ”

"Damn, is that kind of person?" Lu Bu slapped the table and shouted, "Let's come again!"

The two of them drank and talked more.

"There aren't many good things for men!"

"Sister, don't overturn a boatload of people with a rod. ”

"Okay, brother and sister apologize to you, the man still has a few good things. ”

"It's not as good as the original, forget it, it seems that the young lady is also a person with a story, let's talk about it, let me be a confidant sister. ”

"Who is my intimate sister?,Okay, tell you not to tell others.。。。。 ”

The woman slowly told her own affairs, and when Lu Bu heard it, it was a story that the teenager was ignorant, this woman turned out to be a student at the Daming Conservatory of Music nearby, and she had a good impression of each other with a boy in the same class when she was young.

But just like in the movie, how can the first love come together, the male classmate went abroad to study abroad for his ideals, and promised to come back to marry her, but today the male classmate is back, but he announced in the classmate group that he is going to get married, and the object is naturally someone else.

So this woman came tonight, when she was in college and the boy, the two often came to this barbecue stall to have skewers, but I didn't expect that only Lu Bu's table was empty, so she sat down.

"Don't talk about it, beauty, let's do it, get drunk and relieve a thousand sorrows. ”

After another glass, Lu Bu also drank high.

"So happy today, let's sing. ”

As soon as she heard the singing, the woman seemed to be stepping on her tail, and her voice suddenly rose high.

"I don't sing! I hate singing the most!"

"Okay, you, if you don't sing, I, I'll sing!"

"Hongchen is ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring!

It's okay to have empty eyes,

This life is not over, but the heart is not disturbed.

I just want to get away for half a lifetime,

Smile at people when you wake up and forget all about it in your dreams!

Sigh, it's getting dark too early,

The next life is unpredictable, love and hate are written off,

When I sing about wine, I just want to be happy until I am old... ”

Lu Bu sang the "Laughing Red Dust" drawn by the lottery, and the more he sang, the happier he became, but unfortunately his incomplete five tones were also vividly displayed.

What to do?

"Congratulations to the host, this lottery consumes a big rabbit worth one million points, and four demon-level items are drawn, do you want to extract them now?"

"Extraction!"

"Romance of the Three Kingdoms Theme Song "Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water"

"Water Margin Theme Song "Song of a Good Man"

"Wong Fei Hung Theme Song "Men Should Be Self-Improvement"

"Smiling proud Jianghu theme song "A Laugh in the Sea"

Although the four masterpieces are worth four million pit dads, this is still because of the short length of the songs, but what is the use of more songs to change his incomplete pentatonic problem.

Not to mention, being drunk is willful, and Uncle Rabbit is coming again! Hey, this time he actually stopped at the special column, which is less than a tenth of the chance.

"Congratulations to the host, this lottery consumes five million points worth of Uncle Rabbit, and four demon-level items are drawn, do you want to withdraw them now?"

"Extraction!"

"Storytelling skills are primary!"

"Crosstalk skills are primary!"

"Beginner in singing skills!"

"Acting skills are primary!"

Lu Bu didn't care about the others, he mastered the singing skills first, and it was really different, this time he sang "Laughing Hongchen" again, and even the boss who was on the skewers was attracted to stop.

The woman's eyes behind the sunglasses gradually lit up, and she couldn't help humming softly, this song and this scene were in line with her mood, she seemed to think that Lu Bu's song was written for her.

"The higher the heavens, the smaller the heart, regardless of the cause and effect

Drunk alone

Cry today and laugh tomorrow, don't ask anyone to understand

Proud

The song is singing and dancing, and the long night is long and unaware

WILL BE HAPPY TO FIND ... ”

The woman sang along with Lu Bu over and over again, two lines of tears under her sunglasses, crystal clear in the light. Her voice grew louder and happier.

"Ella, how did you come to this place!"

A middle-aged woman suddenly stood in front of the two.

"Did you kidnap Ella here!" the woman said sharply, pointing at Lu Bu.

Lu Buzhao shrugged at the woman who was drinking with him, meaning whether the middle-aged woman was sick or not.

The woman took off her sunglasses and smiled apologetically at Lu Bu, that smile seemed to have the power to warm everyone, making Lu Bu angry.

The woman said to Lu Bu again: "Thank you, I'm much better, can I ask, what is the name of this song?"

Lu Bu smiled and said, ""Laughing Hongchen", if you feel happy, it should be given to you by me." ”

The woman smiled again, but her feet were a little unsteady, and the woman who came later quickly helped her, pulled her and walked towards the car.

"Okay, I'll take this gift, we'll get in touch again... ”

Lu Bu only heard the woman's beautiful voice getting farther and farther away.