Chapter 209: The Lion Opens His Mouth

.qВ(5), CoМ\\ couldn't bear it anymore, from Qian Worry to the heart of the toad, he couldn't return to the space battleship, then this plan to explore the starry sky was about to be aborted, so he no longer thought about the consequences, and directly teleported Zhou Linhua and Zhou Jun and the weird stalagmite to the space battleship together.

But in this way, Zhou Linhua and Zhou Jun were scared stupid, their eyes widened, and they looked at this luxurious room and Wu Yong with a strange expression on his face in disbelief.

Wu Yongke didn't have time to pay attention to them, but said to the little lotus who was staying in Zhou Linhua's body in his heart: "Little lotus, you come out for me."

This time the little lotus was very obedient, and quickly got out of Zhou Linhua's head, excitedly flew around Wu Yong, and then flew over the strange stalagmite, twisting back and forth happily, as if to tell Wu Yong something.

But it is now like a baby a few months old, no matter how hard it tries to express it, it is still difficult for Wu Yong to understand its meaning, but Wu Yong knows that this stalagmite must be a treasure, and it is a treasure that is of great use to him!

However, this treasure does not belong to him, but to the two brothers of the Zhou family.

I want to recommend it in exchange!

Wu Yong showed a smile like a wolf grandmother on his face, waved his hand, and said to the two brothers of the Zhou family: "Please sit down, let's have a good talk."

The two didn't seem to hear Wu Yong's words. Instead, he stared out the window, because now that the space battleship was jumping once, it came to the vicinity of a star that was emitting a thousand rays of light, and it could see the void outside clearly.

Outside, there was no end to the void, and the multicolored rays of light dragged their long tails and shot down from the sky like sharp arrows, as if shooting through the space, and countless multicolored clouds floated in the air, and then quickly disappeared. Meteorites, large and small, are also quietly suspended in the air, as if they have been suspended for thousands of years, and will continue to be suspended like this forever.

"Where is this? Is it in the air? Are we being kidnapped by aliens?" the two brothers' hearts beat violently, and their faces were full of fear.

Zhou Linhua looked at Wu Yong with a vigilant gaze and asked cautiously, "This big brother, are you an alien? Why did you arrest us here?

Wu was depressed in his heart, pointed to the sofa in front of him, and said, "Sit down first."

The two brothers looked at each other for a while, sat down on the sofa nervously, looked Wu Yong up and down, and sighed endlessly in their hearts: "The alien is really extraordinary, and the Chinese he speaks is so standard! I hope he doesn't have bad intentions towards us, otherwise it will be over."

Wu Yong said lightly: "You killed three people, what are you going to do?"

Zhou Linhua and Zhou Jun trembled again. But he quickly calmed down a little, and Zhou Linhua asked suspiciously: "Alien friends, it can't be that you helped us and beat them to death, right?

Wu Yong was stunned, and said after a while: "Yes, if I didn't make a move, you would have already become a cold corpse."

The two brothers suddenly came to their senses, and then let out a sigh of relief, and shouted one after another: "I see, thank you, so that we are not murderers, and we will not go into exile." ”

Wu Yong sneered and said: "You guys are dreaming, I won't testify for you, let alone surrender, so you are still murderers, and the trouble is very big."

The faces of the two of them turned depressed again. Finally, Zhou Jun asked curiously, "Alien friend, since you helped us, will you help us again?"

Wu was secretly happy in his heart and said, "It's not easy to help you!

"Remuneration?. The two were stunned, and they really didn't know what to pay Wu.

Wu Yong said seductively: "Didn't you dig up a strange stone today?

Zhou Linhua's eyes lit up. Excitedly said, "Okay, as long as you help us solve our troubles." Give us some other help, and we'll give you this strange stone

Wu Yong smiled and said, "Okay, you can say it, how do you want me to help you?"

The two brothers' delicate faces showed joy. The black and white eyes were full of smiles, and the eyeballs were rolling around, and Zhou Linhua asked cautiously: "Alien friend, can you help us get rid of the human life lawsuit?" That is to say. Let's get back to our old lives?"

Wu said in embarrassment: "It's troublesome. But I can still do it, I tried my best to go to the senior Chinese officials and explain the matter, after all, those three people are insatiable, and their death should be like the death of three rats, and it should not have any effect on you. How about I'll do this for you, and I'll send you back?"

The two brothers finally ran into an alien, how could they just let it go? So Zhou Linhua asked eagerly: "Alien friend, can you transform our bodies and make us superhuman?"

Wu Yong shook his head into a merchant drum and said, "This is impossible, don't be whimsical."

Zhou Linhua looked incredulous, and continued to ask: "Alien friends, then do you improve your intelligence and become extremely smart?" Wu Yong looked at the two of them with strange eyes. Secretly, it seems that they are really lions with big mouths. Treat me as a wronged leader, but I do spy on their treasures, and there is a price to pay. When he thought about it, he said in disgrace: "You can do it, but it will take at least a year, that is, you will not be able to go home until a year later."

"Aliens are really powerful, and it seems that they can play a lot of benefits. Both of them were so excited that their hearts were about to burst, and Zhou Jun Sarai said: "Alien friends, as long as you turn us into superhumans, and develop our intelligence countless times, and then give us some alien technology and some alien items, and of course, help us get rid of the human life lawsuit, so that we will send you stalagmites." ”

Wu Yong was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and he was speechless for a long time.

Zhou Linhua also said on the side: "Alien friend, this is completely a piece of cake for you, so don't hesitate."

Piece of cake?. Wu Yong almost fainted. After pondering for a long time, he said: "It seems that you are really two master negotiators, I have decided, and you will follow me in the future, and you will be responsible for trading with aliens."

He wasn't joking, he really wanted to. After all, in order to meet the requirements of the two of them, they have to teach them the internal strength and mental method, and it is not a matter of one or two days to improve their intelligence. The only way to do that is to take them as subordinates, and the two of them have good eyebrows and good natures. The mind is flexible, and if they are cultivated, they can be allowed to sell watermelons and white rice in the future, and deal with aliens, judging from today's performance. I will definitely be able to take advantage of a lot of back.

It's a pity that the two don't want to.

Zhou Linhua excused himself and said: "No, we are born earthlings, and we are dead earthlings, we can't follow you The abacus in his heart jingled, as long as he became a superman, he would naturally not be on the earth in the extraterrestrial mix."

Wu was furious and shouted: "You really don't know what to do, do you know who I am?"

The two were startled and asked, "Alien friend, what is your identity?"

Wu Yong said with a big grin: "I am the first person in Yulei, and I am a master of cultivation who will never die, and countless people dream of worshipping under my door, but I didn't expect you to be unwilling to follow me."

"The first person in the universe, Xiuzhen, God, it won't be a lie, right?" The eyes of the two brothers were full of little stars, and Zhou Jun said urgently: "Alien friend, as long as you can teach us to cultivate the truth, we will follow you."

It seems that the charm of cultivating the truth is really irresistible, Wu Yong sighed in his heart, and said with a serious face: "Okay, since you want to cultivate the truth, then I will teach you the method of cultivating the truth." But if you use it to bully the weak, or do things that hurt nature and reason, I will not hesitate to clear the door so that you can survive and not die

The two brothers had a surprise on their faces, and said one after another: "Alien boss, don't worry, we will always follow you in the future, and we will never do anything hurtful to the heavens and reason." Unless you command us to do it. ”

Wu Yong was angry and funny, and said lightly: "To tell you the truth, I am not an alien. It's an earthling, and it's your fellow countryman, don't call me alien boss in the future, just call me boss

The two looked surprised, they couldn't believe their ears, and Zhou Linhua asked suspiciously, "Boss." So where is this? It can't be Earth, right?"

Wu said lightly: "Of course it's not the earth, but in a space battleship. And the space battleship is jumping in the void

The two were shocked, and Zhou Jun asked curiously, "Boss, when did you ascend from the earth?"

Wu Yong was stunned and scared the two of them: "I have been flying for thousands of years

The two suddenly realized, nodded and said, "I see, haha, we are developed." There is such a powerful boss, boss, can you quickly teach us the true cultivation method? so that we can follow your universe as soon as possible!"

Wu smiled secretly in his heart and asked, "Aren't you worried that the three people who died will affect your parents?

When the two of them heard this, their faces showed melancholy, and after half a ring, Zhou Jun Sarai said, "Boss." Of course we're worried, but aren't we still you?"

Wu Yong looked at the two brothers like monsters, and always felt that the immortals were not ordinary people, so he didn't care anymore, and said, "Okay, I'll help you get this done."

He was so resolute that he immediately teleported the three corpses to the depths of the Pacific Ocean, and even the bloodstained mud men and stones on the ground were also teleported away, and he instructed the two brothers to write a letter and send it directly to their home, saying that they had gone out to work.

After doing this, he began to teach the two of them the first step of the cultivation method, of course, he didn't let them read the jade tube Jane, after all, he didn't know much about the two of them, and he would not be relieved to teach them after a careful investigation. Although this is the nature of the exchange!

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