Chapter 87 Diplomacy of Great Powers
Chapter Eighty-Seven: Diplomacy of Great Powers
The noise on major social media is in full swing, fierce and abnormal, and almost all international public channels have been forcibly occupied by the water army from the ancient and mysterious country of the East!
The update speed of hundreds of barrages per second constantly refreshes the psychological tolerance limit of Western people, and all the international friends who are online are dumbfounded at this moment, they feel like they have lived in vain after living for most of their lives, it turns out that the barrage... Can you still play like this?
On this day, a new term was added to their dictionary, called the Oriental Water Army!
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Compared with the emotions and saliva of the masses in various countries outside, the representatives of various countries in the UN hall are not calm at this moment, especially the United States and several other countries that are taking the lead.
"Ahem, friends from the East, this is not in line with joint international law, it is the common responsibility of all countries in the world to deal with the spread of terrorist threats, and now the United Nations has the obligation and responsibility to find out what is really happening in your country. The representative of the United States spoke, and the representative was a tall, mature woman with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Your country is responsible for the safety of the lives and property of citizens all over the world. "The representative of the European Union, a bald, pot-bellied fat man, spoke immediately after the representative of the United States.
"Seconded..."
"Seconded..."
"Seconded ......"
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The major imperial powers led by the West and those wall grasses opened their mouths one after another, and all of them were aggressive in an instant, pressing on Zhou Qing, the representative of Huaxia.
If you talk about red lips and white teeth, and you can stand on the high plane of humanity and morality every time, if these Western empires condescend to the second, there is really no country that dares to claim to be the first.
Zhou Qing's forty or fifty-year-old face twitched slightly, he had dealt with these so-called "gentlemen" for almost half his life, and he naturally knew how many catties and taels the other party had.
It's just that this time he was touched by the cheekiness of these people again, and now he feels that the old saying is really good, freezing three feet is not a day's cold!
Even he had to admire that the shameless skills of this group of old opponents had increased again, and this shamelessness really couldn't even break the missiles, which was comparable to a high-level defensive spirit soldier.
"Oh!"
Facing the doubts of everyone present, Zhou Qing shook the water glass in front of him twice, and after a while, he said a word lightly when the representatives of various countries were about to fall asleep, and then looked up at the ceiling, with a look of wandering outside the world.
The female representative of the United States squirted out a mouthful of water that she hadn't swallowed yet, almost choking herself to death.
She looked at the old man from the East not far away, he Jesus, this script is not right? Is there only one "oh" word?
"Diplomat Zhou, I need to remind you that now that the terrorist forces that have emerged in your country have threatened all mankind, do you still insist on standing on the opposite side of the world under such circumstances?"
But still after another half an hour, just when everyone was about to fall asleep, Zhou Qing opened the golden mouth again: "Oh......"
I'll go!
The representatives of all the nations were so unsteady that they almost fell to the ground in unison.
Watching this scene, the Chinese people were almost laughing, laughing one by one behind the screen, unable to get up! A series of walking 666 seemed to be an international common language, shining again to dominate the screen, leaving a group of bewildered Western masses scratching their ears and cheeks.
Zhou Qing's breath was as calm as a mountain, his face was righteous and awe-inspiring, and he always listened carefully to the speeches of the representatives of Western countries with a smiling expression.
He seemed to agree very much with the proposals of the representatives of various countries, and nodded his head from time to time, as if he was very understanding and supportive.
It's just that no matter how much trouble the other party has to say or say a lot of nonsense, there is still only one simple word "oh" that responds to them in the end.
By the end, these Western representatives were going crazy. Ge Laozi, did you meet an opponent today?
"As a global power, where is the responsibility and responsibility of China?" said the representative of England with a gloomy face, and as soon as he came up, he buttoned up a big hat.
Zhou Qing glanced at the man, and thought in his heart: Xiaoxiao, it's useless for me to play this trick with the old man, I can't compare with you when I'm old, but if you talk about pretending to be crazy and stupid, the art of war, and the way of smashing, my Huaxia is your ancestor!
In anticipation, during the live broadcast of hundreds of millions of people, Zhou Qing looked up to the sky with sleepy eyes, and then waved his hand and said impatiently: "I won't go to see it...... It's all right, it's okay to end the meeting, go to sleep!"
After speaking, he stood up and staggered, and under the dumbfounded eyes of the representatives, he was about to walk out of the door.
What is strong, what is the absolute right to speak brought by strength? Zhou Qing perfectly interpreted this concept, a weak country has no diplomacy, a strong country has no reason, and this has been the case since ancient times!
"This Zhou Qing is good, a little capable......"
East, Rendezvous, Zhongnanhai!
This night is destined to be a sleepless night that most people can't sleep peacefully, No. 1, who is dressed in a formal suit, sits quietly at his desk, looks at this scene of the United Nations General Assembly on the screen, and nods slightly.
No. 2, No. 3, No. 4...... Even the relieved Zhou Lao gathered here, and several top leaders of the country appeared together at the same time, if this is to be known to outsiders, I don't know how much shock it will cause.
"Garrison...... It's a shame that this group of people can bring it up, is it still my Huaxia hundreds of years ago?"
No. 4, dressed in military uniform, sat on a chair, his eyes were cold, and he stared at the screen with murderous intent and said slowly.
He was the highest leader in the army except for No. 1, a hard-core national leader who was as good as he looked, and as soon as he opened his mouth, even the temperature in the air dropped a lot......
"Fortunately, thanks to this incident, the aftermath pressure of the disappearance of more than 3 million new students in China has finally been dispersed, and I really want to thank these democratic Western friends, haha......"
Number Three smiled grimly, and the laughter was full of coldness.
"Among the various units we participated in, did they fall into the hands of other countries?
No. 2, who had a contemplative face, suddenly spoke, and the words pointed directly at No. 3, which immediately attracted everyone's attention.
Seeing so many people looking at him at the same time, No. 3 was obviously stunned for a moment, then looked at No. 1 and No. 2 and shook his head decisively, and said: "Impossible, none of the troops left any evidence that can give people a handle, even if there is not a single hair left, where can someone fall into their hands?"
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