Chapter 364: Did You Wipe Your Ass?

"Say something quickly! Merry screamed.

How do we know what to say?

Everyone was helpless.

In your situation, how can we express our position? What you say is what you say.

"I was just teasing Huck just now, you all know that!" Merry said.

The crowd "......"

You are so shameless! This kind of blatant thing makes us open our eyes and talk nonsense, which is simply shameless.

We will not succumb to your coercion.

So, everyone nodded.

Damn, am I not unyielding? Why am I nodding? What's going on here?

Sure enough, their relationship is so terrible that it affects our subconscious, it's not what we think, we're definitely not afraid, absolutely not.

"Look, they're all nodding. "Merry seems to have been rescued.

"Hmm!" Huck gave Merry a disgusted look, then nodded, acknowledging the other's words.

"It's all said, it's just casually said, you just don't believe it, and it cost me so much tongue. Merry breathed a sigh of relief.

Huck was silent.

This thing is too dangerous, what did he say just now? Straightforward and fast, casually talking,, isn't that what he thinks in his heart? Sure enough, he was interested in my body.

Huck felt a chill on his body, a chrysanthemum tightened, this thing is really dangerous, make up his mind, he must stay away from the other party, for himself and for the chrysanthemum.

That's right, the two are not in this relationship, and both of them should be normal.

Well, at least Huck is still normal, and as for whether Merry is normal or not, no one knows except himself.

Therefore, everyone really misunderstood, and it can only be said that there is an interesting misunderstanding here.

It's just that this misunderstanding will continue forever.

This atmosphere is too serious, it must be broken and transferred, otherwise it will be too embarrassing, and there is something wrong with this environment!

"Huck, should you put your pants on, and most importantly, have you wiped your ass?" Lin Yi asked solemnly.

"Ahh ”

Huck was a little confused.

Three seconds later......

"Ahh

A terrible scream was heard, startling the birds in the woods and the beasts around them.

In an instant, Huck crouched down, just entering the office.

Lin Yi looked dumbfounded.

Damn, I really forgot about such an important thing.

Huck's movements were fast, and those movements were simply beyond the limits of the human body. Come to think of it, this should be the fastest action Huck has ever made.

After the flash, Huck finished his business and put on his pants.

"That's right, Huck. Where did this snake come from? There was realgar sprinkled in this area last night, so it stands to reason that there should be no snakes! Didn't there be realgar here last night?"

Lin Yi asked.

With this question, the bodyguards were not calm in an instant.

Damn, if it's our reason, we'll be miserable. But that's not right, we should have sprinkled all the places with realgar and insect repellent powder last night!

"This snake came down from a tree, don't you know, I was on the toilet here, and suddenly a snake fell from the tree, and it was a rattlesnake, I was stunned when I saw this thing, and when this thing saw me, it was going to attack me in an instant. ”

"I was almost scared to pee, and then the sailor took a stick from the ground, and whipped it away, and drove the snake a little farther away, and then the snake was unyielding. He also wanted to attack me, but fortunately, Erha was playing here at the time, and when he saw something falling from the tree, he quickly rushed over, and then grabbed the snake in one bite and threw it out. Otherwise, it will really bite my leg, and then I may die. ”

Huck's face turned a little pale, this thing was really scared, it's a tragedy to when it encounters this kind of thing......

Almost scared to pee?

Really no pee?

But I can't find any evidence for the appearance of this thing! Forget it, just believe him.

Hearing Huck say this, Huck's personal bodyguard couldn't help but smile wryly and said,

"This is supposed to be the snake that hid in the tree last night, and it was dark last night and didn't notice it. This morning, the snake somehow fell from the tree, probably because of the stimulation of the realgar, and then I wanted to run, and then I saw the boss you and got in the way, so I attacked you. ”

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but nod their heads, this explanation was perfect.

However, Huck is too unlucky!

This is a man squatting in a pit by the roadside, and snakes flying from the trees.

Flying misfortune, nothing more than that.

This time it's really a flying disaster!

"But boss, you can figure it out, isn't it looking for death to beat a snake with a wooden stick. The snake is very soft and fast, and you may climb up the stick and bite your hand. ”

"What are you going to do when the time comes, when you see this black mamba, you should turn around and run. Instead of confronting it, it was so dangerous just now, what if you were in any danger?"

It's okay not to mention this topic, but Huck is angry when he mentions it. He yelled at the bodyguard and said, "What do you think I can do?" I was already crouching when I met it, and the thing was rushing towards me at a rapid pace. How do I run, stand up and run, or jump backwards in an instant?

"And, in that situation, even if I wanted to, I couldn't run it!" said Huck weakly.

Everyone thought about it, too, but in that case, there was really only such a way.

If you don't wear these pants well, you can't run away in stride, especially when you don't wipe your buttocks, and you can't turn around and run when you meet a snake!

"But since you're fine, what are you doing with your legs shaking, and you're still holding your waist, and you haven't stood up for so long, and we all think you've been bitten?" said Evra.

"Isn't there anything I can't help it? But suddenly a snake fell down, and my legs went limp, and then I wanted to move quickly, and I twisted my waist, so I ......."

Everyone "......" Your experience is really colorful, if it weren't for Erha, you wouldn't have survived at all.

"But this time I really want to thank Erha, if it weren't for him, my little life would be over, I didn't expect Erha to be so powerful, when the snake attacked it several times, it was dodged, and it counterattacked, very brave, this is simply not a ha. ”

Huck sighed.

"yes. Who would have thought that Erha would be so powerful!"

"That's it!"

"Erha!" Lin Yi suddenly shouted, and then turned his head.

Fuck, staring at this shit star who doesn't wipe his ass here, he forgot about the protagonist of Erha, and I don't know if Erha was bitten, the key was bitten, so it would be troublesome.

Lin Yi instantly became anxious.