Chapter 4: The Trial Begins
Then, Qian is a very divine person, literally, he also wants to turn Xiao Yao into a god.
"Now, give you a chance to be promoted to God, take advantage of it. ”
Then open the cabin.
kicked Xiao Yao off the plane.
"I'm CNMGB!! you're letting me drive the crane west, you bastard!Help, ahhh!!h
It fell for about half an hour, and when Xiao Yao opened his eyes again, he found that he was in a posture like a monkey king climbing a tree, still in the air one meter above the ground.
Generally speaking, normal people must think carefully about the principle of this "Force floating" state, but there is no opportunity for that right now.
"Mom, look, he's doing a magic trick. ”
Xiao Yao looked around and found himself on a street being watched by onlookers, the clothes of the onlookers were familiar, but they were by no means Chinese.
"Ahem ......" The time has come to test the qualifications of the protagonist, Xiao Yao adjusted his posture, and pressed his palms weakly after touching the ground with his feet: "The deity has leisure to come here, don't panic." ”
Crowd: "???"
"Isn't that right?" Xiao Yao thought for a moment and continued: "Hello earthling, I am the messenger of the M78 nebula......"
Now there is a kind of mentally retarded expression in the eyes of the masses, revealing a playful and visual effect.
The two people next to him discussed: "So, who is going to pull that mentally retarded over now." ”
............
A moment later, with the insulting BGM of "I'm sorry, my son is crazy", two mysterious people rushed out of the crowd and grabbed Xiao Yao into an empty room.
Before Xiao Yao asked the usual opening remarks, an uncle with a wrinkled face and a bit like a monkey spoke first: "Now, give you a chance to be promoted to [God], and take advantage of it yourself." ”
Xiao Yao was originally going to struggle, but after hearing this, he frowned and asked, "Do you know what this means?"
Another handsome blonde guy said, "Looks right, new teammate." He held out his hand in a friendly manner: "You can call me Kim, that big brother is called-"
The uncle's mouth moved: "Just call me Brother Hou." ”
"Brother Monkey......" Xiao Yao looked at his appearance, with attractive ears, vigorous hair, and the folds on his face were comparable to the undulating mountains, and nodded: "This nickname is really good......"
At present, there are only people in the house, Jin, Monkey, Xiao Yao, and no one else.
"Give you a chance to be promoted to God. Brother Monkey got up and said, "If you have heard this sentence, it means that you have already met the 'editor'." Without talking too much nonsense with you, I can only tell you at the moment that we are now in a comic book. ”
Xiao Yao: "Crossing?"
Brother Monkey scratched his head and issued an uncle's inherent dialogue: "I always say something I don't understand, what is crossing?"
There are still people in this world who don't know what it means to cross! Xiao Yao suddenly felt strange and asked, "Brother Monkey, are you ...... A few years old. ”
"Seven years?"
Xiao Yao was suddenly happy: "17 years can have you so old, don't you really jump out of the stone......"
Brother Monkey shook the cigarette and put it on his mouth, and then replied with the expression of a fool: "I was born in the seventeenth year of the Republic of China." ”
"Seventeen years of the Republic of China!?" Xiao Yao counted with his fingers: "Born in 1928?"
Brother Monkey lit a cigarette and took a puff: "Do you think I'm old now?"
"You're so young!"
The three of them met and talked carefully about the current situation, and Xiao Yao roughly understood-
A group of self-proclaimed supernatural beings who search for people with the same awakening abilities as they do. Then put those people to a test, and those who pass will be eligible to join them, and those who don't will be trapped in the test.
"So did you pass......" Xiao Yao asked an idiot question: "Uh, I'm sorry...... I put it another way: 'How can we pass the test?' ’”
Brother Monkey: "In this work, it seems that you have to gather three people before the test begins. ”
In other words, you'll soon know.
Soon after, four words clearly appeared in the minds of the three of them: [Kill the protagonist]
Then all three of them looked grief-stricken: "What the hell! I don't even know what the story is, where can I find the protagonist?"
Xiao Yao asked, "Which comic are we in, the two of you, do you know?"
Both shook their heads.
Inadvertently, Xiao Yao saw a row of statues outside the window, and the statues were so big that no matter where you were, you could see them as soon as you looked up.
Xiao Yao lowered his head and pondered, then turned around and said, "You really don't know what kind of comic this is?"
The two of them still shook their heads.
"I'm going, haven't you seen Naruto?" Xiao Yao looked at the carving of the human head on the cliff again, and exclaimed: "Brother Monkey is born in the first or seventeenth year, I won't say it, brother, are you also from the Republic of China?"
Outside the window, the lush woodland, Japanese-style buildings, and the iconic portraits of past village chiefs. Qian is indeed not a ninja in Fog Hidden Village.
Because he sent Xiao Yao to Konoha Ninja Village!!
Kim: "I'm not from the Republic of China, but I really haven't read this comic. ”
"This ......"
It seems understandable that there are not as many people in this world who like to read comics as expected, and there are not so many people who happen to have read this one.
Brother Monkey was suddenly overjoyed, hugged Xiao Yao and shook him fiercely: "Do you know the plot of the original book? That's great! Great! I don't have to be trapped here anymore!"
According to Brother Monkey, he has already gone through three tests. It seems that people's age will not increase after entering the trial, so he is an old man born during the Republic of China, and his current generation is still hovering between "brother" and "uncle".
This year, Brother Monkey will be 100 years old, although it is a long life, but Brother Monkey's specific feelings are: "I'm also desperate." ”
So Brother Monkey was ecstatic at Xiao Yao's appearance: "You know the original plot, it's great! You actually know the original plot!" His expression was already a little crazy, and he was held down by Xiao Yao and Jin together.
After a while, Brother Monkey finally calmed down: "I'm sorry, I'm too excited. ”
"I understand. ”
The trial is called a trial because it has a price: death.
Brother Monkey failed all of his previous three trials, and his teammates died, but he was able to survive every time, so he was not considered a failure, but was arranged to enter the next story. It is a kind of torture to constantly see new people, and then to watch those people become dead people, and to survive the threat of death.
Brother Monkey continued: "The first two stories I experienced were because no one knew the plot of the story, and they failed in the end. The first story I experienced was "The Lord of the Rings", and not many people knew the plot......"
"Don't you know the plot of "The Lord of the Rings"......"
The former was talking about books (published in 1954) and the latter about movies. Time went back fifty years, and the intellectuals who knew "The Lord of the Rings" at that time basically went to the countryside to hoe.
In short, everyone finally understands what to do at the moment: murder the protagonist.