Chapter Twenty-Three: Magic
Chapter Twenty-Three: Magic
"You two together to lie to me! Isn't it fun! Make up a good story! Do you think your mother is a child? The child's trick still wants to deceive me, and it is not impossible to keep this owl, and you can use this method! Auntie looked disdainful.
For my aunt's disbelief, the dialect is also helpless, and I haven't learned any witchcraft at present, and there is no direct means to prove the existence of the wizarding world.
But you don't have to use witchcraft to prove the mysterious world, "Auntie, why don't you believe it!"
"Needless to say! You are still young, and you are fooled by the bad guys and think that there are really wizards and magicians in this world, but in fact, they are all deceptions, they are all tricks, just like the magicians' performances on TV!"
"Auntie, how do you have to believe it?" the dialect was ready to put down.
"When you say that, you don't give up. Well, you're going to make this cup gone!" said my aunt, pointing to the cup on the table that my uncle usually cherished.
The uncle who was watching from the sidelines looked distressed, and wanted to change an ashtray, but he didn't dare to say it.
"Are you sure? Do you want to change this?" said Fang Yan, although he said to his aunt, but he looked at his uncle.
"No, that's it! With a wave of her hand, my aunt made a decision.
Uncle looked at Fang Yan with a begging expression, Fang Yan gave you a reassuring look, and then picked up a rag to cover the cup, "The time has come for the audience to witness the miracle!"
"Wait a minute, you all get out of the way, stay away from the table, I'll lift it. "My aunt, with the same smile I knew, stopped the dialect and wanted to debunk his trick herself.
They all got up and left the table, only the uncle was nervous about his cup, Luth was curious, and the dialect didn't care.
The expressions of the servants were all in the eyes of the aunt, and they were also a little puzzled, did these three people not collude?
Wait, it's not that simple!Auntie stared at Fang Yan, and until now this kid didn't show a trace of nervousness, for fear that he was cheating. If you want to deceive the old lady, drink the old lady's foot washing water!
The aunt grabbed the cup and held it with the rag, this unexpected move startled the three audiences, this is the one to play!
"You think I'm going to let you lead me! I'm a three-year-old!" said the aunt and pulled the rag and showed the palm of her hand.
Huh, where did the cup go? Seeing that there was nothing in his hand, he suddenly felt a shock.
"Ah......h
The aunt screamed and threw the rag away, jumped into her uncle's arms, and scared her uncle's heart jumped, "Don't be afraid, be careful, be careful!" Uncle doesn't care about the cup at all now, although he is also very curious, but seeing that his wife is scared, the action is still so big, hurry up and appease his wife, everything else is fine!
Fang Yan was also scared into a cold sweat by his aunt's actions, if something happened to his aunt because of his own reasons, I am afraid that it will be difficult for him to forgive himself!
The aunt came down on her uncle with an excited face, as if the person who was scared just now was not herself, as if she was fine.
"How did you do it, this magic trick is amazing, teach me, teach me!" After the aunt jumped down, she pestered him in tongues to teach him magic, but the implication was that it was magic, not witchcraft as they were talking about.
Well, count you as a winner, and the dialect bluntly says: "It's the use of the psychic to block your vision and mislead you into touching the nerves." That is, hypnotizes you. ”
"Haha! I knew that this trick was trying to deceive me, and it was too early, but your hypnotism is not bad, don't use it for bad things!" said the aunt proudly.
"Yes, yes, yes, you're right, in fact, I should have told you earlier, that is, I want to transfer to a school that specializes in learning this method, so the school needs your uncle to help me go through the suspension procedures. "If you don't believe it, just go with your wishes and put it in a way that you can accept.
"It's okay to help you with the formalities, but is it necessary to transfer to another school?" the uncle asked incredulously, touching the cup on the table.
"Because there are schools for specialized learning, and there are sound legal means and departments to restrict the abuse of our supernatural means to harm society!" Fang Yan could only reply speciously.
"Okay, how much does the school cost, I'll give it to you later, when will I go??" As for the decision of the dialect, my uncle thought that it was more reliable. After all, the dialect has always been more reassuring than the average adult.
"The school does not charge tuition, and the school address cannot be visited by ordinary people, so the school starts on September 1st, so I plan to study at home in the first half of the year, and let my uncle help me take a break if I don't go to school, so that I can do my best to cope with the next school. ”
My aunt disagreed: "Can you not suspend your studies?
"Auntie, you don't have to worry, I've already taught myself the university part of my studies here, and I'm only eighteen years old after graduation, so I can just go to college, it's okay!"
"Okay, then Lusi can go with us! Anyway, there is no tuition, and you can have a lot of money left over every year!
"I'm sorry, but the admission requirement there is eleven years old, and Luth's condition is not suitable. "Of course, the most important thing is the talent of the wizard, without talent, no matter how good you are, it is useless.
"Mom, I don't need to pay tuition for school now, don't talk about it as if I used a lot of money from you to go to school!" Lusi was angry and dissatisfied with her mother's arrangement of herself.
"Hey, I said yes, yes, do you have any opinions?" Auntie put her hands on her hips and sprayed wildly at Lusi!
The habit of being unreasonable to your mother has long been strange, the best way to deal with her is to ignore her, if you take care of her, it is to find trouble by yourself, she can reason with you for a night, and when the reason doesn't make sense, it's time to stage a full martial arts.
Therefore, in the face of her mother's desire to enter the super god buff, the best operation is to commit suicide and go back to soak in the spring water, no, it is to go back to the room to stay. Out of sight is pure!