Li Xiaobai has a bit of storyteller potential, and there is only one voice left in the whole meditation room, which is subdued and frustrating, exciting, and the good men and women who are the unexpected listeners are all teary-eyed, and even a few scholars who are good at shorthand sketching are also trembling slightly, and they are deeply moved by the storyline. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

After a makeover, it is easy for Li Xiaobai to arrange as many sensational stories as there are sensational.

A long article, two short articles, the background is all Xiaolin Temple, and the villains are all Xiaolin Temple, which portrays the monks of Xiaolin Temple ruthlessly and coldly, and is not close to the bones.

The monks guarding the door were all like the bottom of a pot, and they looked like angry eyes.

It is foreseeable that if the vulgar words of this devil are spread out, what will the villagers in the ten miles and eight towns think of them?

The crowd is full of gold, and the words of the people are terrifying, I am afraid that all the monks in Xiaolin Temple do not need to be human beings.

But they couldn't stop it, and they couldn't lock up these scholars and believers.

"Hey, isn't this the text talking about Xiaolin Temple?"

The middle-aged woman, one of the good men and women, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and suddenly came back to her senses.

"That's right, it's really Kobayashi Temple!"

"That green snake is so pitiful!"

"There seems to be a Kumana Floating Pagoda in the back mountain, this, is this true?"

Before, they patronized and listened to Li Xiaobai's spittle, these good men and women did not associate this Xiaolin Temple with the other Xiaolin Temple, and when the story was finished, they came back to their senses.

Although the saying is a common saying, secular people who hear these stories for the first time will inevitably substitute the real Kobayashi Temple and the story Kobayashi Temple into each other, especially the real existence of the Kuwata Floating Pagoda.

If someone carefully compares the truth, they will be surprised to find that a green snake demon is really suppressed in the high tower known as the Demon Suppression Tower located in the mountain behind Xiaolin Temple, and the originally good fictional story will immediately become infinitely real, making it difficult to distinguish the difference between the story and reality.

Li Xiaobai snickered, as these stories spread, I am afraid that the believers of Xiaolin Temple will turn from powder to passers-by, and passers-by will turn black, and I am afraid that the future will not be easy.

Kobayashiji, who had the home advantage, retaliated quickly.

"Senior Brother Xuanjiao! The ancestor has come to see you. ”

Li Xiaobai, who was holding a tea cup to moisten his throat, took a pinch and looked left and right in the meditation room, there were other monks here? Could it be a lay disciple.

The so-called pretend, pretending to be pretended, is just right for this devil!

The monks behind Abbot Huineng are secretly happy, let you pretend!

"There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south! Xuan costume, it's not early, so let's stop here today!"

Huineng, the abbot of Xiaolin Temple, poured into Li Xiaobai's meditation room with a group of monks.

"Who's Xuangui?"

Li Xiaobai, who was dazed, continued to look around, the eyes of these monks seemed to be very strange, they kept talking about their pretenses, but they looked at what they were doing.

An old woman in the audience suddenly said to Li Xiaobai: "Little Master, you are Xuangui!"

"Me?"

Li Xiaobai pointed at himself in disbelief.

It seems that the Dharma name of the lowest-level disciple of Xiaolin Temple is the Juezi generation, and the next thirteen generations are the Xuanzi generation, which is really alive!

Is it true that just a little novice is qualified to be his ancestor? Or do you want the monks in the temple to relay him for thirteen generations?

Is this the price of pretending to be thirteen?

"Of course it's you!

The first Hui Ring of the Discipline Academy, with a big pie face, was so happy that he couldn't even find his eyes, and he finally figured out the evil that was played that day.

He turned his head to the old woman and said with his hands together: "Amitabha, donors, Xuan's brain is not very good, and he often talks nonsense, please bear with me." ”

Let your black me Xiaolin Temple, now you yourself are also a member of Xiaolin Temple, Black Xiaolin Temple is black yourself, one loss, one glory.

Now that the Dharma number is available, will it be far from Duhua?

I have to say that the progress of these monks is still quite fast.

"Master Abbot is polite, this little master is quite pitiful, but what he said is really good, and the old tears are about to fall. ”

The old woman believed it and put her hands together.

“......”

Damn, the tiger is not powerful, when I am a sick cat, Li Xiaobai's face immediately became gloomy, these thieves are really damaged.

He said in a deep voice: "Tomorrow's story is "Journey to the West"!"

The dark version, of course!

The eyes of the good men and women and the scholars lit up, and they looked forward to it.

Xiaobai's counterattack was also very fast, and the expressions of the monks behind Abbot Huineng were distorted, as if they were constipated.

Hehe, you have a good plan, I have a wall ladder, wait for my son to repeatedly expose the shady scenes behind Xiaolin Temple, and see if you bald donkeys dare to be rampant again.

"......Adversary!"

The first seat of the Discipline Academy once again couldn't hold back his violent temper, and wanted to rush up to teach Li Xiaobai a lesson, but he just wanted to do it, but was stopped by the abbot Huineng.

"Senior Brother Huijie, don't be impulsive!"

The look in the eyes handed over by the abbot of Huineng clearly said don't be fooled!

Since Li Xiaobai woke up, Xiaolin Temple began to have accidents one after another, escaping from the lotus platform, burning the Daxiong Treasure Palace, hunting and killing birds and birds, and the meat and fish were pervasive, endless, making people unguardable.

At this moment, Abbot Huineng kept some more eyes on it, so as not to let others repeat the mistakes of the past and let this demon cause some trouble.

Huijie snorted a few times, and then he could barely suppress the anger in his heart.

Seeing those good men and women and scholars leaving, Abbot Huineng took out a document from his arms and lit it up in front of Li Xiaobai, and said: "Xuanjiao, this is your future degree, from today on, you are a person from Xiaolin Temple!"

Such a strong man is also helpless to do the next volume, in order to cross this demon, Xiaolin Temple also had to do something against his will, such as this degree.

Although the degree needs to be stamped with the official seal and filed in order to be true and valid, for the abbot of Xiaolin Temple, it is just a matter of one sentence, and the county lord will do it well and send it up.

"We'll see!"

Li Xiaobai showed a mouthful of white teeth and did not show weakness.

The other party wants to "cross" him, and he also wants to "demonize" them.

The next morning, Li Xiaobai was woken up by a noise outside the meditation room.

Wearing a thin monk's robe, he knocked on the wooden door that was locked outside.

"Xuanjiao, are you awake?"

Because he is thirteen generations higher, Xiao Shami is not easy to call himself the ancestor and master, so he has to call Xiaolin Temple the name of the law that is forced on the head of Xiaobai's classmates.

"Why is it so noisy outside?"

Li Xiaobai didn't care about the name of "Xuangui" at all, it was just the behavior of covering his ears and stealing the bell from Xiaolin Temple, and when he tossed one Buddha in Xiaolin Temple, two Buddhas ascended to heaven, three Buddhas went crazy and four Buddhas scratched their livers, and these bald donkeys would naturally send him and Qingyao out.

He didn't believe that Xiaolin Temple would fight for hundreds of years of tranquility and spend his life with him.

"There is a demon disaster at the bottom of the mountain, and I heard that there is a demon tiger that has attracted more than a dozen wild beasts on the top of the mountain, and it has swept through two villages, and many people have come up the mountain. ”

Xiao Shami's face was a little pale, he was probably experiencing a demon disaster for the first time, and many innocent people who had gone up the mountain were still stained with their own blood or that of wild beasts, looking hideous and terrifying.

"Demon plague?"

Li Xiaobai was puzzled, the hinterland of the Great Wu Dynasty was far away from the demon domain, how could there be such a blatant stirring up the wind and rain by the demon clan.

"The masters may know!"

Xiao Shami couldn't explain what the demon disaster was for Li Xiaobai, so he suddenly asked timidly: "Then, that mysterious costume, is the demon disaster under the mountain caused by you? If it is caused by you, it will be calmed down quickly, and many people will die!"

Li Xiaobai's expression was strange, this little novice really regarded himself as a demon, and threw any pot on his head.

He shook his head with a smile and said, "The demon disaster has nothing to do with me, you asked the wrong person!"

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