Chapter 5 There is
Chapter 5 is here
Fang Yan sat down and ordered a glass of juice to the waiter, then sat down and listened to the two loli squeak chat, Fang Yan sat down and his cousin Lusi sat down next to the opposite loli, so that the two of them could say something whispering between their best friends, Fang Yan shook his head, in less than two hours, the two of them have been more than most people in two years can not be so close.
Dialects are really incomprehensible, obviously strangers, but they can be as close as sisters in such a short time! Dialects can only sigh, the world of women, no matter how big or small women, is difficult to guess.
It's really like the song "Girl's mind, boy, don't guess, you can't guess it"
The two girls talked to themselves, and they didn't care about the dialect, so they threw the dialect aside and played with themselves.
The dialect also means that you two are casual, and I want to drink juice to suppress the shock.
Fang Yan is indeed very surprised, from the first glance to see this little loli in front of him, Fang Yan's heart is beating wildly, it is good to cover up the dialect, it was not discovered, otherwise I don't know how to explain!
Fang Yan looked at the little loli in front of him, looked at the little loli's face directly, thinking about the identity represented by this loli and why there are so many transcendents in this world!
Fang Yan was thinking about things here, and the expression on his face involuntarily kept changing with his thinking, and he came from time to time, confusing the two people opposite, did this uncle hit an evil or a ghost?
However, Fang Yan's eyes have always been staring at Xiao Loli, which makes not only Xiao Loli embarrassed.
The fire in Lusi's eyes next to him was about to burn out. Fang Yan felt a chill on his back at this time, and when he came back to his senses, he found that he had lost his temper, in order to cover up his faux pas, he hurriedly picked up the juice and drank a big sip, because he was too anxious, he was almost choked, but fortunately he endured it in time, otherwise he would be embarrassed and lose his hair.
Ruth looked at Fang Yan's embarrassment, held back what she wanted to say, and glared at Fang Yan. I didn't care about him anymore and chatted with little Loli again.
When Luce sent little Loli away, Lusi sat back opposite Fang Yan and looked at Fang Yan funny: "I didn't expect you to like this type, no wonder there are so many beauties in the school, none of you can look at them." Loli control!"
Fang Yan was sweating profusely and said anxiously, "I'm not Loli, I'm not Loli, I'm Loli." ”
"I know, I know, what's the matter? It's okay, do you want me to help you?"
The dialect is easy to say.,I still haven't corrected that I'm a Lolita.,And by my cousin.,The more you take it, the more crooked it becomes.。 At this time, I have the heart to die.
"Didn't you buy the materials?"
"I bought it, because it was a bit much, and asked the boss to pack it and send it home. ”
"How much did you buy, and you want to deliver it?"
"There are a lot of matches today, and there are still a lot of them that have not been bought, too many people have robbed them, and they are more expensive and not cost-effective. ”
"That's it, let's go back. ”
"Okay. The waiter came to pay. ”
Wait for the dialect after they go. The boss gritted his teeth: "Don't come again, I'm here for a coffee shop, not here to drink juice, I want to drink juice next door! KFC is your choice." Bastard!"
Well, the dialect says: Who calls KFC so many people, your coffee shop has so few people, if you don't come here, do you still have to go to KFC where people sit next to people? Stupid or not!
When they returned home and could just eat, the dialect cousin said sneeringly: How good my time is, go with my sister, eat fragrant and drink spicy.
The dialect was also speechless to this female rascal. This is home, big sister. You dare to say this, wait to be beaten.
My aunt slapped my cousin on the head. "You talk too much, and you don't wash your hands and eat. ”
"How's the dialect going?"
"It's good, I bought a lot, I don't know if I can put it in the basement?"
"If you can't fit in the basement, put it in your uncle's garage. ”
"No, I'll just take a little upstairs. ”
"Okay, you have an idea, right?"
"Go wash your hands and call your uncle-in-law to eat by the way. ”
"Yes, Auntie!"
Luth washed her hands and ran out, "Mom, are you treating you differently? ”
"Don't talk nonsense, did you go out today to cause trouble for the dialect. ”
"Mom, you don't know about this area. If you can trouble me, that person hasn't been born yet. ”
"You'll do it. ”
At dinner, my cousin told me how the dialect had behaved today. Speaking in tongues, the saliva of loli came out. Laughing as he spoke.
You said that you and your aunt looked at each other for a moment. Say casually, "Don't make up jokes in tongues here." ”
Fang Yan's face was embarrassed at this moment. It's not to blame the dialect, it's really too big a momentary impact. This black history is afraid that it will accompany me for a lifetime.
At dinner, my husband and aunt asked Fang Yan and my cousin to gather in the living room at eight o'clock to announce something.
Fang Yan and his cousin both arrived in the living room on time at eight o'clock. My husband and aunt have been waiting for a long time.
"Mom, why are you so serious. What's the big thing, you say, I can hold it. ”
"Don't think about it, it's not a big deal, it's just that this family has a new member to move in. Are you welcome?"
"Is it a handsome guy? If it's a handsome guy, I'm fine. My cousin said.
Dialects are also welcome.
"Alright then, you'll be able to see your sister or brother in six months!"
My cousin looked surprised. Then he jumped up: "Dad, you're so powerful! I like this surprise." You'll be able to see you in six months. It's been more than three months now. Oh my gosh, I didn't know it first. You're hiding it so tightly. ”
"We only found out today. Mom hasn't been here for the past two months, and I haven't paid much attention to it, but I still have something to do near the hospital today. By the way, I went to the hospital for a check-up, who knew there was such a big surprise. ”
"Thank you, Mom! This is the best gift for Christmas this year. I love you!
"Oh baby. Thank you, thank you, you are really my little angels, and I love you too!"
Fang Yan is also very happy, in this family, he is finally not the youngest. I am an uncle in his 30s. I really can't sell cute. Now there is a little baby, and I will no longer have to be molested by female hooligans in the future.
The next day the wood of the dialect came. The basement was packed. There were three or four bags of dialects that had to be taken upstairs. Stuff the bottom of the bed. The dialect holds a material that is 20 centimeters high and about 10 centimeters wide. Sitting on the workbench, constantly turning around, and nodding from time to time, about the same, picked up the tool without hesitation, this piece of wood in the market dialect at a glance, the image and the unicorn is too consistent, the first look is like seeing a unicorn. It took a lot of effort to get it.