Chapter 2: Instant Explosion
Syllable!
Smack!
Without exception, the plates that had been touched by Feng Yang exploded for no reason in an instant, as if the sevenfold dark energy master of the Skin Bag Realm used his own dark energy to quietly break these plates. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Fengyang is only the realm of double health preservation in the skin and bag realm, and naturally there is no such means.
Even if all the disciples in the cafeteria at this time, the highest cultivation level was only the Skin Bag Realm Triple Iron Skin Realm.
Instructor Feng Lie is a master of dark energy, but he is not here.
Obviously, this is not someone making trouble, but the bad luck brought by the so-called "lucky wheel" hidden in the center of his eyebrows, and Fengyang is crying with a sad face.
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"Fengyang, what are you doing? Can you afford to break so many plates? Just your little salary is not enough to cover your own food!"
An angry voice exploded from Feng Yang's ears, and a man with a wide body and a fat body and a shiny face walked over.
This person Feng Yang knows, and he is Feng He, the administrator of the canteen.
The cafeteria was very noisy, and the incident of Fengyang breaking the plate did not attract many people's attention, after all, this kind of thing happened every day, and everyone was not surprised.
And for this kind of thing, the general canteen administrator turns a blind eye and never asks.
But today, Feng He was eyeing Feng Yang, he walked towards Feng Yang with a smile, and patted Feng Yang's shoulder suddenly, with great strength: "I saw it, you broke a total of four plates, so let's do it, you can stay after eating, brush the bowl for four hours, even if you make up for it, I don't want you to compensate, anyway, you don't have much money." ”
"What, brush the plate for four hours?" Feng Yang was like a lightning strike, he just finished a thousand push-ups today, and he was about to die of exhaustion, and now let him brush the plate for four hours, is that still called a human life?
"No, I have to explain this to myself and clear my name. Feng Yang made up his mind in his heart and made an innocent expression: "Uncle He, this plate is not something I deliberately want to break, but its quality is not good." ”
"The quality is not good?" Feng He looked at Feng Yang like a fool: "These plates are carefully selected and purchased from Qinghe Town, and the quality is the top of the industry, you actually say that its quality is not good, and you are not afraid of losing my Feng family if you find out such a bad excuse!"
While saying that, Feng He picked up a plate with his hand, knocked it three times with his finger bones on the plate, and stared at Feng Yang with green eyes: "This is what you said about quality, can't you?" Originally, I thought that you were a first-time offender, and letting you brush the bowl for four hours was already enough to give you face, and you still dared to lie in front of me, and the crime was added to the first, so let's honestly brush the bowl for six hours today." ”
As soon as he heard that he would have to brush the bowl for six hours, Feng Yang suddenly became frizzy.
He took the plate in Feng He's hand and placed it flat in the palm of his hand without exerting any force.
Syllable!
There was a crisp sound, and the plate in Feng Yang's hand shattered to the ground without warning.
"What?"
Feng He was instantly dumbfounded: "Dark... Dark energy? It's impossible, you can cultivate the health realm, where will there be dark energy. ”
Feng He didn't believe in evil, so he picked up another plate and put it directly in Feng Yang's palm.
Smack, shattered!
Put it on again, snap, shatter again!
Feng Yang saw that he was moving too slowly, so he directly grabbed the two plates.
Bang bang, it's all broken!
After finishing the matter, Feng Yang rolled up his sleeves again and continued to get it.
Smack!
Bang Bang Bang!
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Looking at the plates shattered on the ground, Feng He's face turned pale: "You, stop it!"
"Boy, can't you hear me when I tell you to stop?"
"Hey, believe it or not, I'll let you brush the bowl here for the rest of your life!"
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"Ancestor, I won't let you wash the dishes, you go to eat quickly, I'll beg you. Feng He was really scared, and prayed to Feng Yang with palpitations.
Feng Yang stopped and said seriously: "See, I said that if there is a problem with your plate, there is a problem, and you still say that I lie, I have to prove it with facts!"
Feng He cried with a sad face: "Yes, yes, it's the problem of the plate, the problem of the plate, little ancestor, you go to eat quickly, if you toss like this, the canteen will go out of business." ”
"Alright, I'll go to dinner. ”
Hearing that Feng Yang was going to eat, Feng He took out an iron basin: "Little ancestor, don't waste the plate, use this." ”
Feng Yang looked at it: "It's okay." ”
When Feng Yang left, Feng He muttered in a lost voice: "Did this dog cub step on the **** today, so unlucky." What a smell, why does it stink..."
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When cooking, Fengyang was cautious, and there was no accident.
At this time, he smiled as if he had succeeded in his treacherous scheme, walked in the direction of Feng Ling and the three of them, and said secretly in his heart: "Feng He has settled down, and it is up to you next, so that you dare to mock your brother in the martial arts training ground, and my brother will let you taste the freshness today......"
Behind Feng Ling, the three of them were chatting hotly, and they didn't notice anyone at all.
Feng Jiuyin smiled: "This time, Fengyang's waste has finally rolled out of the martial arts training ground forever, his legs are useless, even if the head of the family takes care of him again, he will not let a waste person continue to stay in the martial arts training ground to make a splash, that would be too damaging to the family's face, Feng Ling, your hand is high, really high." ”
Fenghu also said: "I have long seen that miscellaneous unpleasant to the eye, just a side disciple, and our identity is completely incomparable, I have to practice martial arts with such a person every day, I thought in my heart, even I feel disgusting, Feng Ling, you have done a good thing this time." ”
After a pause, he said: "Oh, by the way, how can you explain this matter to the upper echelons of the family, you said before that you have a plan in your heart, and there must be a countermeasure, you might as well say it now, so that I can have a bottom in my heart." ”
Feng Ling laughed: "I've been making plans for a long time to get rid of this kid, but this straw bale elf is very good, and I'm always not fooled, and this time I finally got the opportunity." ”
"As for how to explain this matter, it was originally quite troublesome, because the leg he scrapped was done by manpower, and there were naturally traces on it, and when the time comes, the head of the family will check it one by one, and we will not escape the blame, but I have already thought of countermeasures..."
Feng Ling said mysteriously: "That kid will definitely find a doctor for treatment after he is injured, and when the time comes, I will send a dead soldier I trained to disguise himself as a doctor to treat him, and then let my dead soldier poison him during the treatment process, and directly rot his leg so that no trace can be found, and when the time comes, I will say that he made it useless himself, and he will not be able to argue with a hundred mouths!"
Feng Yang heard Feng Ling's vicious scheming on the side, and suddenly a murderous aura rushed on his body, but years of forbearance experience still made him calm down quickly.
"Yo, the three brothers are also eating here. Feng Yang suddenly appeared in front of the three of them with a smile.
Feng Ling and the three of them suddenly turned pale with fright, and stood up for the rest of their lives.
Fenghu stammered: "Feng, Fengyang, why are you here?"
The wind dove was even more frightened: "Fengyang, your legs... Are you alright?"
Feng Yang pretended to be puzzled and said, "Is there something wrong with my legs?"
The other person, Feng Ling, revealed a powerful killing intent: "Feng Yang, did you hear everything we said just now?"
Feng Yang saw that Feng Ling was about to eat people, and sneered in his heart, but said indifferently on his face: "I just arrived here, and I didn't hear what you were saying." ”
Immediately after that, Feng Yang's eyes lit up, and he looked at the steaming bowl in Feng Ling's hand: "Hey, Brother Feng Ling eats a hundred-year-old dragon beard noodle?" I heard that this noodle is very expensive, but the effect is comparable to a panacea, and if you eat it for a long time, you will unconsciously improve your cultivation." ”
Before he finished speaking, Feng Yang picked up his chopsticks and greedily went to the noodles in Feng Ling's bowl.
Feng Ling was shocked: "Take away your dirty ....."
Bang!
As soon as he was halfway through the word "dirty", Feng Ling screamed like a pig, and saw the bowl in his hand suddenly explode, and a bowl of hot dragon whisker noodles was completely sprinkled on his face.
"Ah, it's hot!"
"Ah, Fengyang, you bastard, I'm going to kill you. ”
"Brother Fengling, your bowl was broken by yourself, it's none of my business. As he spoke, Feng Yang knocked the bowl in the hands of the wind tiger and the wind dove with chopsticks.
Bang bang!
With two explosions in a row, the two began to howl and scream before they could react.
"Woo, it's hot, Fengyang, I'm going to kill you. ”
"Ah, no, hurry up, who has cold water, my face is so hot, I'm going to break my phase!"
"Ahh
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The entire cafeteria was in chaos in an instant, everyone was talking about this scene, and the person concerned had already slipped away and didn't know where to hide to see the joke......