Chapter 366: Taishang Laojun's Brother (13 more)
When Long Xiaobai saw Ao Guang's appearance, he greeted with a smile: "Uncle Guang, hello, how is Huo'er doing?"
As soon as these words came out, Ao Guang's beard almost didn't rise, if it weren't for outsiders, it is estimated that he would have jumped at the beginning.
But he still leaned in front of Long Xiaobai and whispered angrily: "Yulong, what kind of ecstasy soup did you pour into my daughter?
Long Xiaobai was very proud, every woman who was conquered by himself with his own powerful strength was thinking about himself with all his heart. As a man, I am content to have such skills.
"Hehe, Uncle Guang, my little nephew is so charming, I can't help it! But Uncle Guang, you see that we are also a family, can you make me less black?"
"You ......" Ao Guangqi's beard instantly strengthened, and it took a long time before he waved his sleeves and said: "Yulong, it's someone else who blacks you, and I don't care about chewing my tongue yet." ”
"Who?" asked Long Xiaobai.
"What do you say?" Ao Guang looked at the other party with a smile.
"Okay~ Looks like a lot. Long Xiaobai shrugged his shoulders.
"Hmph, Jade Dragon, there is something I have to remind you of for my family's fire. Ao Guang didn't plan to say it, but this time he saw Long Xiaobai, and his daughter was enchanted by this little dragon, so he had to remind him kindly.
"What's the matter? Long Xiaobai's face was straight, knowing that the other party would not say this for no reason.
Ao Guang glanced at the others, then put his mouth to Long Xiaobai's ear and whispered: "Yulong, you Xihai are going to mess up, be careful of unscrupulous people attacking you." After speaking, he didn't greet everyone, and left directly in the clouds.
Long Xiaobai frowned, the other party would definitely not make something out of nothing. Don't...... Moang wants to do something?
"Xiaobai, what do you want?" asked Sun Wukong.
"Oh~no~nothing~" Long Xiaobai retracted his thoughts. No matter what happens, everything will have to wait until the scriptures are learned.
"Oh~ It's good if you don't have it. By the way, I want to go to the sky and ask the Jade Emperor to decree that it will rain, will you go?" Sun Wukong may feel that he is more lonely when he goes up and wants to find a companion.
Long Xiaobai's eyes lit up, and he nodded: "Go, why don't you go! Just go and see my wife!"
"Huh, little white dragon, is there still a wife in the sky?" Zhu Xian'er was a little surprised.
"Quack, what's the matter?, jealous?" Long Xiaobai laughed narcissistically.
"......" Zhu Xian'er was speechless, turned her head and ignored him.
"Let's go, Xiaobai! Brother Monkey will take you to Lingxiao Hall to play!" Sun Wukong drove the somersault cloud and flipped directly into the air.
"Quack, quack, it's been a long time, it's been a long time, it's just going to go around!" Long Xiaobai, who was also a drill monkey, flew up and disappeared into the air in the blink of an eye.
Anyway, this level is going to the Phi Xiang Palace, where there is a little fairy waiting for him.
Zhu Xian'er watched Long Xiaobai fly away, and for some reason, her mood was suddenly a little unhappy, especially when the other party said that she went up to find her wife, which was even more unhappy. I don't know if it's because I'm upset with my apprentice, or if I have something to think.
No matter why, women who are in an unhappy mood love to find fault the most. Thereupon......
"Master Tang, didn't you hear what your apprentice said just now? What's the matter? Are monks allowed to get married?"
"Who is the poor monk messing with?" Tang Seng was sad in his heart. Why should you let this master carry the pot of your own apprentice?
"Amitabha, the fairy benefactor, Xiaobai has not shaved the cross, and the second does not wear monk's robes. Therefore, he is a lay disciple of a poor monk, and he cannot be regarded as a real monk. ”
Actually, Tang Seng's brain is also very good. No, just shake the pot off.
"Oh, yes, but I heard that he was ordered by the Bodhisattva to be accepted as a disciple!
The corners of Tang Seng's eyes twitched a few times, his eyelids drooped, and he said lightly: "It's because the Bodhisattva has turned the poor monk that he reluctantly accepts him, otherwise he ......."
"Ho ho, I'm Nima! Master is so bold that he dares to push the pot on the Bodhisattva. Zhu Bajie leaned next to the sand monk and whispered.
"Second Senior Brother, do you believe me when I said that Master was forced?"
"Ho-ho! forced?"
"Yes, you were forced?"
"Forced ......" Zhu Bajie scratched his head. finally moved his gaze to Zhu Xian'er, who dared to think and touch.
"Did she force it?"
"......" Sha Seng was speechless.
"Hmph, he's your apprentice now, anyway. The so-called: if you don't teach, you will be the fault of the teacher. He is like this, and you have a great responsibility. Zhu Xian'er's words directly opened Tang Seng's scars.
Sure enough, Tang Seng shuddered, remembering the scene where he was whipped, and that goblin whipped himself wildly for the sentence 'no teaching, no teacher'!
"Amitabha, Buddha, take your disciples away......"
Tang Seng's heart, at this time, was broken. The egg ~ is also broken.
......
Long Xiaobai has gone to heaven again! Counting this time, it is already the third time.
As soon as the two of them arrived at the South Heavenly Gate, before they could speak, the four heavenly kings guarding the door bowed their hands: "It turned out to be the Great Sage and the Third Prince! ”
"What's the situation?" Sun Wukong was startled. This is too polite, isn't it?
"What's the matter? Don't interrogate and interrogate?" Long Xiaobai knew what reason he still wanted to ask, it was definitely on purpose!
"This~ The third prince laughed. You are the uncle of the red boy and the brother of the old gentleman, how dare I interrogate. The Heavenly King smiled. But the laughter is extremely unnatural.
"Poof!" These words directly made Sun Wukong burst into laughter!
Red Boy's uncle can understand, after all, this product has a ~ um~ and a few legs with other people's mothers. But this is the brother of the old king......
Thinking about it, he couldn't help but look at Long Xiaobai.
Long Xiaobai was also speechless, and it is estimated that the matter of Taishang Laojun being green did not spread. Coupled with the loud little white uncle of the red boy, it should be misunderstood.
This red boy's uncle is acceptable, but he is too old Jun's brother...... It's a little awkward.
"Hehe, Xiaobai, this time Brother Monkey has touched your light. Let's go! Sun Wukong smiled and flew into the South Heavenly Gate.
"Everyone, let's go, watch the door, don't let the bad guys in. ”
Long Xiaobai can be said to be shaking. directly took out the fan, coquettishly fanned it, and entered the Nantianmen as if entering his own door.
The Four Heavenly Kings watched a dragon and a monkey enter the South Heavenly Gate, you look at me, I look at you. Secretly said: Aren't you two villains? Especially that monkey, who was tossing in the heavenly court back then.
And that dragon scum, whose reputation is well-known in the fairy world! Of course, it is notoriety.
"Alas, the gate of this fairy world is getting harder and harder to guard. "The king of heaven carried a big umbrella with a bitter face.
"Lao Duo, when will the gate of the fairy world be guarded?" said the Heavenly King of the Holding Country, holding the pipa.