Chapter 61: Remember to Report
Lu Fan, Ni Kai, and Guo Lingling were all dumbfounded, they didn't expect the little ghost's reaction to be so intense, and there seemed to be no sign of stopping.
"You murderers...... Hahaha, waiting for me to leave the old man's body, she died instantly, so that you can bear the unshirkable responsibility, killing someone's mother, this is the revenge of killing the mother, you don't let me live, I won't let you be better than you beasts, even if I turn into a ghost, I won't let you go...... [beep] (system shielding swear words)"
After a pause, the little ghost tilted his head and looked at the other three people dumbfounded, and said, "Hahaha, you can come and take me in now, come, why don't you speak? Are you frightened by my sharp words? This ordinary person has already pulled me out of the old man's body and flattened me several times if I scolded me like this, but this is the first time I have seen your mouth open and dumbfounded...... In the end, I have a happy word, although I was young when I died, but over the years, I have not experienced any winds and waves, and I have seen a lot of sanctimonious people like you, isn't it just that I am talking about subduing demons and defending the way to take us lonely souls and wild ghosts and return the world to a peaceful place, but the problem is that we ghosts have not done anything to harm the world, and now we are waiting for their family to reunite, as if I am still wrong......"
When he said this, the little ghost's expression was even more excited, "Why are you going to kill me, it's just a word, don't mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother
I know that many people were shocked by the ghost's scolding words, and even completely ignored this sentence, and there was not even a punctuation mark in this sentence, but as the protagonist, Lu Fan blinked his chin and said, "Why are you so nervous? When did we say that we were going to accept you? And you didn't even have a punctuation mark after what you said just now, and your mouth is not tired?"
The little ghost said, "Don't accept me?"
Guo Lingling said, "From beginning to end, we just said to listen to your story, but we never said that we would accept your words." ”
This time, it was the little ghost's turn to widen his eyes, "Aren't all TV series played like this?
Guo Lingling slapped her forehead, "So I said that I should watch less TV series this year, and read more celebrity biographies or some famous books when I have time......"
Lu Fan staggered, holding on to the chair with his hand, "What's the matter with that lilac-like girl? That also refreshes my three views......
Guo Lingling, "......"
This is also a factual basis for not refuting, who would have thought?
The little ghost fox was suspicious for a long time, "Are you really not going to kill me?"
"Nonsense!" Lu Fan said angrily, "We haven't said anything like that since the beginning, it's okay, it's your own passion!"
"Damn, if you don't kill me, you don't know how nervous I was just now...... Can you pour me a glass of water, my mouth is dry......"
The little ghost closed his eyes a little embarrassed, Lu Fan smiled bitterly and got up and came to the edge of the old man's bed, there was a cabinet over there, a more old-fashioned cabinet, all of which were solid wood, and it was also the lacquer surface of his own paint, some medicines on the table and a hot water kettle, and at the place of the foot pedal was a spittoon, which was usually convenient for the elderly to use.
Lu Fan poured a glass of water for the old man when he walked over, and shook it lightly, "This water is a little hot, drink it when it's cold later." ”
"You're a very careful human, I can't see it, I thought you were going to burn me. ”
Lu Fan blew the hot water in the cup again, "...... I finally know why I still have a murderous intent in my heart, with your poisonous mouth, normally nothing will be driven crazy by you and want to kill you. ”
The little ghost glanced at Lu Fan, "Hmph, it's exposed, you really still want to kill me, but you can't go back on what you say, it's not easy for me to be a ghost, don't you still want to deceive the ghost?"
This time, it was the turn of the three people to be speechless at the same time, this little ghost ...... There is no such a difficult little ghost in the apartment, just for this poisonous tongue, it will mean a lot in the future.
"Okay, the boiling water is cold, you can drink it. ”
"There's a straw next to it to help me insert it, and there's brown sugar in the drawer, sprinkle some of it for me, the boiled water is too light, I'm a picky eater. ”
Lu Fan, "...... It's all ghostly, and it's so troublesome. ”
"Okay, it's almost over, we all understand what happened to you, don't worry, we won't do anything to you, we're leaving. ”
"Huh, you're just leaving?" the little ghost's face suddenly showed a look of loneliness, "I can finally find a group of people who can speak, and I will be lonely for a long time when you leave, and I can't reveal my identity......"
"Aren't you going to stay in this body for more than half a month?" Lu Fan said.
"Good people do it to the end, and good ghosts don't look back. ”
"Then you will continue to be a good ghost...... Let's go, landlord. Guo Lingling looked at Lu Fan Dao.
Lu Fan nodded, "Hmm." ”
Ni Kai also got up, "You are so self-conscious, if you dare to do something bad, this demon master will definitely take you away!"
The imp said in frustration, "Oh...... Then if you want to leave, I won't send you, my body is prone to fractures. ”
The three of them got up, and when they were about to walk to the door, Lu Fan suddenly turned around and said, "By the way, there is another sentence for you, I don't know if you want to listen to it?"
"Don't listen. ”
"You really don't listen?"
The little ghost suddenly chattered again, "Ahhh
"Duplicity. Lu Fan smiled slightly, and immediately looked at the old man on the bed who didn't look good. In fact, the complexion of the face of the eighty-year-old man is not much better. Then Lu Fan spoke, "After you finish dealing with the aftermath here, remember to go to Ruyi Road Taihe Street Town Soul Dao to report." ”
The little ghost was stunned for a moment, a little dazed, "Huh? What do you mean?"
"Do you want to stay here for the rest of your life?"
"No, no, how did I find you when I got to the place?"
"Find an apartment that forgives you, and it will be your shelter from now on. ”
When Lu Fan finished saying this, he had already left the room with Guo Lingling and Ni Kai.
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The imp is definitely useful.,Then ask for a recommendation ticket.