Chapter Twenty-Four: Grandma the Dryad
"The smell of people!" the dryad rolled his eyes, scanning his surroundings.
When Nie Xiaoqian heard this, the whole person lifted up,
Ning Caichen was also startled when he heard his grandmother's yin and yang strange voice, and his heart was uneasy, "How can there be such a bad voice in this world?
He looked up, and there was an ancient painting of a lady washing her hair by the spring water on the screen in front of him, the painting was far-reaching, the woman's face was like jade, her eyes were like autumn water, like hibiscus out of the water, naturally carved and decorated, who is not Nie Xiaoqian?
"Huh, isn't this the portrait of Xiao Qian I saw in the market in Guobei County before? The boss said that he was missing, why did he appear here?" Ning Caichen was very strange in his heart!
Nie Xiaoqian lay on the ground crying, and when she saw Ning Caichen coming out of her hand, she was almost frightened.
She hurriedly carried her grandmother on her back and pressed Ning Caichen's head back into the water with her hands.
"Huh, the smell of human flesh is gone, it seems to be just my delusion!" Grandma sniffed and muttered.
It stretched out its long tongue and licked its lips, looking salivating, its eyes staring at Nie Xiaoqian, and it was even more angry.
If it weren't for this little slut collecting men, how could it not have delicious human flesh to eat.
Syllable!
It pulled out a whip, slammed it on the ground, grabbed Nie Xiaoqian's hair and said viciously: "Little slut, you dare to collect men, you are obviously against me! Have you forgotten how I tortured you?"
Immediately after that, the long whip in its hand swung and hit Xiao Qian hard one after another.
Xiaoqian didn't dare to resist, so she could only cry on the ground.
waited until Grandma finished pumping and vented the anger in her heart, and then said fiercely: "Little slut, if you are disobedient, I will destroy your ashes and let your soul fly!"
It only cared about cursing Xiao Qian, and didn't notice that this scene was seen by a pair of eyes.
"Is this grandma's real body?" Hidden in the cabinet, Gu Feng observed his grandma's true face through the cracks.
It is burly, more than two meters tall, but wearing a bright red shirt similar to a woman, with a strange feeling of neither male nor female, neither yin nor yang, giving people a feeling, that is, demon!
On his body, Gu Feng felt a demonic aura that he had never seen before, as vast as an abyss, which was terrifying.
For the horror of his grandmother, Gu Feng's understanding was a little deeper.
"I'm going to marry you to the Black Mountain Master in three days!Dress up well, don't make a fool of me when the time comes!" Grandma said gloomily.
Nie Xiaoqian was powerless to resist, so she could only cry all the time.
Grandma ignored it and walked outside the house.
"Huh?" it paused abruptly, sniffing again, "Why does it smell human again?"
Xiao Qian was taken aback, hurriedly came to the bathtub and took off her clothes, began to clean them, and smiled in horror: "Grandma, I helped you catch the living people before!
"Well, you little slut still have a little conscience!" Grandma's thick hand was pinched into an orchid finger, and she smiled coquettishly, very satisfied.
The appearance of that person who is not a shemale or a demon is simply a ladyboy, which makes Gu Feng extremely cold.
Xiao Qian saw that Ning Caichen was breathing rapidly, and he was about to lose his breath, so in a hurry, her upper body reached into the water, kissed Nie Caichen's lips, and began to gasp for breath from mouth to mouth.
"It's really a good fortune!" The classic scene in this movie really appeared in front of him, and as a man, Gu Feng couldn't help but sigh that Ning Caichen, a nerd scholar, was really stupid and stupid!
Waiting for Nie Xiaoqian to raise her beautiful hair, water droplets spilled.
Ning Caichen was already shrunk in the bathtub, and he was stupefied by this fragrant scene!
"Grandma, go and rest! I will definitely dress up and marry the Black Mountain Master in three days!" Nie Xiaoqian chuckled.
"It seems that after a lesson, you have become much more sensible!" Grandma laughed and nodded in satisfaction.
"Huh?" The female ghost Xiaoqing saw that Xiao Qian's expression was wrong, but she was puzzled.
This little slut was crying just now, the old man of Montenegro is not a good stubble, and marrying it as a bride will not end well, how can this little slut be happy?
No, she must have a ghost!
The female ghost Xiaoqing's eyes swept towards the bathtub, revealing a ruthless color, and her figure floated past.
Xiao Qian was startled and hurriedly reached out to pull her.
But the more this is the case, the more sure Xiaoqing is that Xiao Qian must be hiding something, and forcibly floats over regardless of the obstruction.
Xiao Qian's sleeves waved, and a gust of wind brought up a piece of silk on the bathtub, blocking Xiaoqing's vision.
Xiaoqing was about to stretch out her hand, but Xiaoqian pulled it over and said with a smile: "Grandma, I'm about to get married!"
"What?" Xiaoqing's eyes widened when she heard Xiaoqian tell her to do things, and she immediately became anxious.
"Who's going to help you put on your makeup, little slut, shameless!" she snorted, turned and hurried away, for fear that Grandma would really agree.
She would rather die than be a servant girl for Xiaoqian, a slut.
"You two are my favorite girls, so don't be jealous!
Seeing this, Nie Xiaoqian breathed a sigh of relief and collapsed on the ground.
"Ahh
"Be quiet!" Nie Xiaoqian exclaimed in surprise and hurriedly covered his lips, "Grandma hasn't gone far yet!
Ning Caichen blinked blankly, only to feel that there was a faint fragrance coming from his mouth and nose, and then thinking of the previous scene, his face suddenly turned red, as if he had a fever.
Nie Xiaoqian was also keenly aware of his strange appearance, and his pale face was unprecedentedly bloody.
A strange atmosphere permeated between a man and a ghost.
Squeak!
Gu Feng pushed open the cabinet and walked out, disturbing the moment between the two of them!
Seeing this, Nie Xiaoqian and Ning Caichen hurriedly separated.
Gu Feng laughed secretly, and said to Nie Xiaoqian without a head, "You understand what I said now! Only by helping me can you help yourself! Otherwise, you will never be able to escape the clutches of your grandmother!"
Nie Xiaoqian was silent, nodded for a long time and said in a deep voice: "Xiaoqian knows what to do." ”
"What are you talking about? Why can't I understand?" On the side, Ning Caichen was extremely strange, feeling that there seemed to be some secret hidden from him between the two.
Gu Feng smiled, didn't answer, and left directly.
Now this Ning Caichen doesn't even know that Xiaoqian is a ghost?
He didn't want to get involved in this evil relationship between humans and ghosts. Let them figure it out on their own!
Gu Feng left with a sense of humor, leaving room for them to get along.
But he didn't go far.
Although this is the nest of demons, the most dangerous place is also the safest place.
The grandmother and the demons would never have thought that he would be hiding here.
As long as he takes care to hide his aura, he can safely wait until dawn!
This catastrophe is over.
At this time, a deliberately suppressed voice came not far away, which suddenly shocked Gu Feng's heart.
"I'm so happy! Xiaoqian, a slut, was married to the old demon of Montenegro, and I will be the most favored one in front of my grandmother in the future!"
"Stupid! What's the use of being favored? As long as we encourage Grandma and those cultivators to lose both, then we will eradicate Grandma, and the master of Lanruo Temple will be us in the future!"