"Stinky fart, no matter how handsome he is, it's my son. ”

Hearing this, Li Qian's words are simply too classic.

Li Yifan walked out of the door, and the delicious food was fragrant, which aroused his appetite.

Without saying a word, Li Yifan rushed over and picked up his rice bowl and ate.

"Dad, what you eat, I want too. ”

"What do you want, this is for adults, not for children. ”

This sentence suddenly came out of Li Yifan's mouth, making Chen Weier and Chen De stare at him with questioning expressions.

Only then did he realize that it was his own embarrassment, just now he heard Li Qianao's telepathy, and immediately blurted out a sentence.

I saw him laugh embarrassedly twice, "Actually, I'm going to tell you a story, that's what my father and mother said about me when I was a child, you can't eat anything you want, they have to say it." ”

As soon as he explained this, the two of them had no doubts, Chen Weier gave him a dish, and said gently: "Then brother, you eat more." ”

"Thank you, sister. ”

"This woman is so beautiful, but it's a pity that she has a little on her face, it's a pity, she's so good to Dad, can't she be my mother?"

Li Qianao spoke again, although it was attached to Li Yifan's body, everything outside was still clear.

Hearing this, Li Yifan happened to be eating, and immediately choked, but fortunately, he reacted in time, turned to the side, and sprayed the rice to the other side, which allowed a table of delicious meals to escape the catastrophe.

"Brother (Yifan), what's wrong with you?" asked Chen Weier and Chen De.

Chen Weier patted him lightly on the back.

After coughing a few times, Li Yifan said, "It's okay, I just choked when I was eating." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he followed the telepathy of the dragon baby again.

"Looking at it like this, she must be my mother, and since it's my mother, then I have to help her. ”

This sentence almost made Li Yifan squirt again.

"Dogbaby, Dad obeyed you, don't talk anymore, can you let Dad have a good meal?"

"Okay, I won't talk about it, the provincial father will be unhappy again later. ”

"It's pretty much it, it's my son. ”

In this way, Li Yifan ate a meal with peace of mind and was not affected by Li Qianao again.

It was getting late, and Li Yifan returned to his room.

The dragon baby was also impatient for a long time, and was released at this moment, like a fish in water, happily flying in the air.

"Long Wa, come here, I'll tell you a fact. ”

Li Qianao quickly came over, "Dad, what's the matter? Is it because of today's mother's business?"

Burst!

"Stop, Longwa, dad please, I don't want to explain it a third time, that's not your mother, that's your father's sister, you know?"

Li Qianao nodded, "Understood." ”

But looking at the way it looks, it doesn't look like it understands.

"Come, let me explain to you again, that's my father's sister, her name is Chen Weier, we are just sisters and brothers, not lovers. ”

Li Qianao's dragon head shook around, "Oh, I see." ”

"Originally, I still wanted to help her, but she's not a mother, so forget it!"

Hearing this, Li Yifan was surprised and hurriedly asked, "What can you do to help her?"

"Forget it, she's not a mother, don't talk about it. Li Qianao looked very arrogant at this time.

"It's not your mother, you have to say it. Li Yifan said in a commanding tone.

"It's not my mom, so I won't say it. "Li Qianao just looked like he killed me, and I didn't say anything.

I saw that Li Yifan coughed and asked, "Who am I?"

"You're Daddy. ”

"So what did I say to you last time. ”

"Listen to Daddy. ”

"That's right, say it. Li Yifan clapped his hands and said.

"But she's not my mom, and you're asking about her, not your words. ”

This sentence immediately woke Li Yifan up.

"Okay, let me ask you, how can you help Chen Wei'er. ”

In this way, it is really right, it turns out that it must be asked by Li Yifan before it will answer, and it will not answer other unrelated people's questions.

This sounds a bit twisted, but to put it simply and clearly, in fact, this question must be raised by Li Yifan himself, not on its original basis.

To put it simply, it doesn't want to say a thing, if you have to say it, it won't say it, and if you bring it up yourself, it's the same, and it will answer, of course, this is only for Li Yifan, and it will definitely not answer other people's words.

In fact, the result is the same, but it is not an adult's IQ, and children are inevitably like this.

"It's that I have a way to heal that woman's face. ”

"What kind of woman is called, what is called aunt, no big or small, what kind of system. ”

found Li Qianao's mistake, and Li Yifan immediately corrected it.

The loser naturally knew that he was wrong, so he hurriedly changed: "I have a way to heal my aunt's face." ”

"Tell Daddy what you can do to heal your aunt's face. ”

His heart was naturally excited, but he didn't show it at all, but he didn't hurry or slow.

"It's my ambergris, which can heal my aunt's face. ”

Now Li Yifan was surprised, "What, your saliva." ”

"It's my ambergris, what do you call my saliva? Li Qianao said dissatisfied.

"Good, your ambergris. Li Yifan didn't bother to explain, isn't ambergris just saliva, it seems that children's thinking is really incomprehensible.

"I don't believe it, your saliva, no, what's the use of your ambergris?" Li Yifan asked with a look of disbelief.

If someone who knew him well was here, they would have scolded him and beaten him again, why, you ask?

That is those who are familiar with him know that he is preparing to pit his son when he says this, you say to see if others scold him or not, and whether he beats him.

It's a pity that Li Qianao didn't know it, and replied proudly: "Speaking of my ambergris, then its effect is too great, Dad, do you know which environment our Ying Long is in, the strength is the strongest?"

"I know this, Ying Long is the strongest in the water. ”

"Yes, that's right, we should be in the water, that is the emperor, no one can beat us, and because of this, our ambergris also has a little water characteristics. ”

"The characteristics of water?" Li Yifan had some questions.

"Yes, it is the property of water, water is a pure thing, it can not only wash away the dirt for everyone, but also calm everyone's impetuous mind, but its characteristics are far from that, my ambergris only has such a little. ”