004: Threesome and threesome

Just as the Earl of Rum was on his way to Fort Kerrydan, three strange men were sitting on the ground back-to-back, gulping in the fresh air. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info these three people are dressed strangely and have strange shapes - one of them is a tall **** Dressed in the upper body, without a single hair on his head, but wearing a pair of turquoise clown trousers, his skin was as black as asphalt, and beside him lay a black box like a coffin; one was smaller, the size of a child, but with a stubble on his face, presumably a dwarf, with a monk's hairstyle, and a short linen robe one a size older than himself, with a strange ornament around his neck; and the last one was handsome, with long brown hair that looked a little messy, and a suit of red soft armor, with a bow on his back, and a strange one tightly held in his hand"Flute".

"Drink...... Drink...... Damn it, why was it discovered!" The good-looking man stood up and said, "Andrew, what's the matter with you, why did they see us?" He said to the dwarf.

"Iβ€”I don't know, sir, this thing is so wicked, it suddenly fails. Andrew looked puzzled as he examined some kind of leaf on his hand. "Maybe he's thirsty, why don't we try to water it?" said Andrew.

"Ahh Andrew pursed his lips and said disdainfully.

"Then what are you waiting for, why don't you go and get water for it!" shouted the good-looking man, and Andrew immediately shook himself in fright, and went looking for water.

"Damn, we almost captured that knight alive, and you two idiots dropped the chain at the critical moment, and we lost all our efforts!" he grumbled, and then put away the "flute" in his hand. "If it weren't for these miracles from Lord Batus, we would have been doomed."

"yes, yes, this thing is so good, those fierce guys fell to the ground in one fell swoop. The tall man said excitedly, as if he had discovered something remarkable.

"Shut up!Anderson, you idiot!If you hadn't lost the 'goods,' we wouldn't have had to wait so long!Let this knight into Kyledan!" As soon as Anderson opened his mouth, the handsome man couldn't help but curse again, he felt that it was his biggest mistake to act with these two idiots.

"Hey, Andrey, I've found water!" shouted Andrew as he returned. "But this thing doesn't seem to like water, so I soaked it in water, but it dissolved in water. He said with a happy face.

Andrei held his forehead helplessly, a monk had told him that being angry all the time would reduce his lifespan, and he now felt that he had few days to live.

"Alas, no one has caught it, and it has ruined the miracle of Lord Batus, how can I get my life back to Lord Batus. "No way, Andrew, ask Lord Rorschach what to do next." Andre said to Andrew.

"No problem. Andrew agreed, and began to fiddle with the ornament around his neck, and after tinkering for a while, Andrew suddenly rolled his eyes, fell to his knees, faced the sky, and muttered something in his mouth.

AndrΓ© stood there quietly, a little nervous in his heart, hoping that Lord Rorschach would not blame them. Anderson, on the other hand, looked at Andrew curiously, and wanted to reach out to touch it, but was frightened away by Andre's eyes.

After a while, Andrew stood up, shook his head, and gradually regained consciousness.

"How's that?" Mistress Rorschach said?" Andre asked, "huh...... Lord Rorschach praised us for being clever. He scratched his head, "He also said that he was going to take us on a trip to a distant country, and he said that he would let the dog kiss us, and he said ......"

"Hell, I'm not asking that! What do Rorschach tell us to do next?" Andre asked, interrupting Andrew's noise. "Hmm...... Lord Rorschach said, "Leave that knight alone, and let us hurry up and get the 'goods' to us." ”

"Whew, it's okay, Lord Rorschach hasn't given up on us, and we still have a chance to make meritorious contributions. When Andrei heard this, the stone in his heart fell. "It's not too early now, go have a good meal, let's go on the road immediately!"

"Huh, where are we going to get the money to eat?" asked Anderson, scratching his cheeks, curiously. "You're stupid, of course you're going to rob it!" Andrew said with a clever twist.

"Idiot, we're not going to rob them!" scolded Andrei, "how can you let them go so easily if you are treated like that by those circus monkeys." Drerick smirked. He took out a delicate money bag and weighed it in his hand. "That's a few thousand dinars, enough for a few of us to be chic for a while. ”

"Wow, Andre, you're amazing!" "yes, why didn't I think of that?" Anderson looked at him with a twinkle in his eyes, and Andrew patted his deformed thigh and said with a sudden realization.

"Well, let's find a place to rest, it's enough for today. Andrei felt that there was nothing to be happy about being complimented by two idiots, and interrupted them boringly.

After Anderson picked up the 'goods', the three of them walked to the streets of Kyle Redan to find a tavern to rest.

And they didn't notice that on a wall not far away, there were three children lying on their stomachs, secretly observing them, and Vivi was also impressively listed.

"Hehe, I'm right, they're weird. A little red-haired boy said triumphantly. "I don't know what I'm doing. ”

"Hmph, it's just a bunch of weird uncles, it's not fun at all. Vivi pretended not to be interested, "That big guy is so stupid, like a child." ”

"Haha, that dwarf is super stupid, and he's been scolded a lot. The boy looked to the side, "Eve, what's wrong with you, you look unhappy." ”

"Don't bother me, Arthur, I think they're suspicious. The girl named Eve said. She has delicate skin, long black hair, and is taller than her two playmates. "Why are they carrying that strange box?"

"That's it, such a big box, what to hold, and it's inconvenient to carry. Vivi chimed in. "Hmm......" Arthur touched his chin, pursed his lips and thought for a moment, and suddenly said, "I see! They're thieves! That box must be full of stolen goods!"

"Why do you say that, Arthur?" Eve turned her head to look at Arthur. "Hmph, because I saw the money bag in the hand of the guy with the bow on his back, and it was printed with your family's crest, which was exactly the same as your father's. ”

"What? do you see clearly, Arthur?" said Eve, surprised, for in her eyes, her father would not be touched by a pickpocket. "That's it, don't talk nonsense. Vivi patted Arthur on the shoulder in dissatisfaction.

"Surely there is no mistake, I can see far away, and you don't know it. Arthur said dissatisfied. "I'm not really sure about ...... though"

"Hmm, Daddy was so careless and lost his wallet?" said Eve, pouting dissatisfied. "Let's go to Uncle Guard and let them catch these three weirdos. Vivi suggested.

"No, there's no evidence, and how can there be a thief who can be caught so easily. Eve vetoed Weiwei's proposal, "However, I can't leave these weirdos alone, as the daughter of the lord, I have an obligation to be responsible for the safety of the entire Kyrrydan." Eve said earnestly.

"There's no way, let's sneak over and steal the wallet back. Eve said. "Oh, that's not good, then we're not thieves too. When Arthur heard this, his face immediately turned very bad, "If my father knows, he won't kill me." ”

"But the wallet is obviously a big liar, how can we steal it if we take it back. Vivi quibbled. "Aren't you sure that is the big liar's wallet?"

"That's right. Arthur said distressedly. "But none of us have stolen anything, it's too risky to do so. ”

"Hmph, I have to go anyway, Arthur, you don't want to come, forget it. Eve said in a tone that could not be refused. "That's it, Arthur, if you're afraid, don't follow us. Vivi was there to help.

"Well, don't say that, I'll just come too. Arthur reluctantly agreed. "You don't have to steal, can we figure out a way?"

"Is there anything you can do?" asked Eve. "yes, you must have a way, right? Vivi followed.

"Can't you also help think about it......" Arthur looked at the two of them, and saw that they were not ready to use their brains, and said helplessly.

Arthur looked down and thought for a while, and said, "Or we ...... like this."

......

The three brothers were fed and drunk, swaggering around the streets, Andre was picking his teeth in satisfaction, Anderson touched his belly, thinking that he could eat more, and Andrew kept burping all the way, apparently eating too much.

"It's been a long time since we've been so happy. "Thanks to Lord Batus and Lord Rorschach, otherwise we would have to sleep on the streets, hungry and cold." Andrei said to the two people behind him. "You've got to remember it, you know?"

"I think I can eat some more......" "Hiccup! I ate so much that I feel like throwing up." The two of them did not notice what Andrei had just said.

Andre shook his head, it was his fault with the two of them idiots to waste this tongue.

Suddenly, a little boy stood in front of them, with an innocent smile on his face, and said to Andrei: "Sir, you must be a good hand with a bow, I see that you are carrying a good bow on your back." ”

"Huh? Andrei said unhappily that he didn't want to waste time with a child.

"Yes, sir, you see, I am the child of a carpenter's family, and my father was a good carpenter. Arthur explained, waving his hand. "Yours hunting bow has been in use for a long time, haven't you? I see cracks in some places, and I think it is necessary for you to take care of this bow, otherwise it will not be good if it suddenly cracks in some battle. Arthur said with a smile. "A battle-hardened warrior like you wouldn't want to go out with a broken weapon, would you?"

"It turned out that I was here to pull business. Anderson understood, and couldn't help but feel a little happy in his heart, this was the first time this kind of experience. "Well, this bow is a bit old, maybe it has to be replaced, does your daddy's shop have a ready-made bow for sale? Anderson said triumphantly. "Anyway, my vision is very high, and if your things are too inferior, I won't spend a single one. ”

"Of course, of course, my father is the best carpenter here. Arthur hurriedly assured. "Come with me, then, sir, not far ahead. ”

"Andrei, I'm still so hungry......" "Andrey, I'm not feeling well, I think I'm sick. ”

Andrei was in a rare good mood, and was immediately disturbed by these two idiots. "Oh my God, you two can't stop the meeting?" said Andre angrily, digging into his pocket. "Take it, take it, find something to do yourself, don't disturb my big things. ”

Arthur took the opportunity to observe it, and found that it was indeed Eve's wallet, and quietly gestured like two people hiding in the distance.

"Oh, and if you're in the mood for a meal, I recommend the 'Tim Restaurant' on East Street, which is famous for its delicious delicacies. Arthur continued. "If you are unwell, there is a clinic opened by the southerners next to the manor, which is known as 'curing all diseases', well, it means that everything can be cured. ”

"Do you hear me, you two shit, find something to do yourself. Andrei said. "Alright, let's go, and by the way, where is the blacksmith here? I might have to get some other equipment. ”

"Oh, of course, sir, not far away......" Arthur continued to lead Andre forward, while the two men hiding behind began to discuss what to do.

"Vivi, do you see clearly?" asked Eve. "Well, see that!" Arthur gesticulated, it must be the big liar's purse. Vivi said worriedly. "What now? I didn't expect them to be separated, and it was different from what I had agreed before. "Hmm...... You go to Uncle Guard, and you say that Arthur has been kidnapped, and tell him to hurry up and rescue him. Eve muttered, then said. "And what are you going to do?" "As originally planned, I'll make sure that box is full of stolen goods." Eve said. "I always feel a little uneasy in my heart...... You must remember that after catching that thief uncle, you will come to me immediately. ”

Wei Wei said embarrassedly: "This is too dangerous, that bald uncle looks so scary, what if he wants to hurt you." ”

"It's all right, I'm Rum Falst's daughter, and no one dares to hurt me as soon as I report my name. Eve patted her chest and said confidently.

"So, be careful yourself, I'll go find Uncle Guard. Vivi hesitated, but agreed to Eve.

"Well, you hurry up, I'll go after that naked uncle. Eve nodded, and went after Anderson, who had already gone away.