Chapter 37: If you can do it, don't make noise

In Richard's country house.

Wearing yellowish leather trousers and a dark V-neck shirt in white cotton, Audrey was dressed very manly, with her hands on her waist and staring at Richard with a strange expression.

"I'm convinced that you can do such a thing. ”

She gave Richard a thumbs up.

Sitting in the rocking chair, Richard, with a bitter melon-colored face, did not peek at the snow-white chest of the person in front of him as usual, the seductive collarbones, the double peaks that were tightly strangled, and the beautiful waist, long and straight legs......

The clothing of the Roland world is actually very close to the modern style of the earth, with shirts, tight trousers or coats, which are very similar in shape. It's just that there is a lack of man-made fibers in this world, and the fabrics are far less abundant than the earth, and there are only a few kinds of silk, cotton, wool, leather, etc., but they have a retro flavor.

It's just that no matter how beautiful Her Royal Highness the princess is at this moment, Richard has no intention of appreciating it.

"I said it, I drank too much wine, and my brain was a little unclear. He hammered his head, and the words "regret" were almost written on his whole face.

Richard wanted to cry.

"It's over, it's over, it's all over, my reputation ......"

"You're embarrassed to say, I've known you for so long, and it's the first time I've known that you actually have this hobby. Audrey smiled happily, "I can't believe that you monkey is not only interested in people, but also in horses." ”

She glanced tauntingly at Richard.

"This time, there is a big beautiful woman who ignores it and focuses on molesting other people's horses. Amazing, amazing......"

Her Royal Highness the princess trembled with laughter.

Richard's face became more and more gloomy as if it were a magic sound.

The man who made the mistake hugged his head and said bitterly, "I don't want to, I really don't want to!" At that time, somehow, on a whim, I wanted to see if it had a chick ......."

"Humph!"

Seeing that Audrey, who was watching him, was flushed and unkind, Richard hurriedly changed his words, "Oh, it's a stallion mare. I wanted to see if it was male or female, so I looked down. ”

Audrey glanced at Richard with disdain, with a look of "you pout, I know what shit you poop on".

"Don't quibble, maybe you're already in this tendency. Audrey quipped, "Hey, I like animals." I remember there was a country overseas that loved cows and sheep. You're special, you like to get on the horse......"

Squatting at the gate of the villa, Xiong Da, who was lazily lying on the ground, heard this and glanced at them. It understands human language, and at this time it is not angry to laugh.

Richard heard its low roar, angrily grabbed the low table next to him and threw it at it.

After "plopping" a few times with the sound of heavy objects colliding, he was a little annoyed.

"Get out, you dare to laugh at me like a bear!"

Xiong Da dodged lightly, then jumped to the other side of the door, and continued to hold his sore belly. Its mastiff body shook with laughter, and its little tail flicked back and forth, very happy.

"Didn't you make that mistake? I don't believe you didn't do anything like that when you were young?" Richard squinted and retorted to Audrey earnestly.

Audrey's laughter immediately stopped abruptly.

Of course, Her Royal Highness the princess is also a master of clever words, and her eyes rolled, and she taunted Richard.

"Are you a child, why do you do that?"

Richard was speechless for a moment, and after holding back for a long time, he continued to make a bitter gourd face and shouted bitterly: "I regret it......"

This molestation of the horse really hit him hard.

Audrey looked at Richard's annoyed look, as if she saw an aggrieved little daughter-in-law who had done something wrong and was angry with herself, and laughed out loud.

When she was with Richard, although she was sulking half the time, the other half of the time, she could always laugh.

This guy is so funny. Her Royal Highness the princess stared at Richard, who felt sorry for himself, and the corners of her mouth curled slightly.

"There's one more thing I don't understand. That's how you were discovered? The Divine Eye Map is so hidden that even I, who has the Magic Eye, can't easily detect it. Audrey got down to business, and she looked at Richard, who was still complaining about herself, "Tell me about the situation." ”

Richard glanced at her, and had to tell her 1510.

"I understand now. Audrey clapped her hands, she looked at Richard like a beaten reservoir dog, and gloated, "She has a holy relic on her, and you happened to be staring at it with a god map, and it gave April a warning." ”

"Relic?"

Richard's eyes narrowed, and he kicked his feet on the ground as he sat in his chair.

"This thing is not very precious, how dare she carry it with her, not afraid of others robbing it?"

In the Roland world, items with magical powers, including weapons, books, statues, paintings, and even furniture, are all called strange things. Among the strange things, the most unique and powerful belong to the category of autogenous souls.

This kind of strange thing is the king of strange things, and each of them has great power. They don't destroy, they heal themselves when they are wounded, and they have some vague consciousness that can distinguish between friend and foe. Some of the highest even have self-consciousness and are as intelligent as human beings, almost a new class of intelligent life.

Due to the development of mirror magic, these special strange objects with artifact souls can also split into mirror image remnants. Copy a part of your own power and give it to other items.

This special ability makes them stand out and become a favorite in everyone's eyes.

A golden rooster is expensive enough, not to mention a golden rooster that can lay golden eggs!

Because they are regarded as a precious treasure, many countries and powers regard these strange objects as their own inheritance, giving them special meaning, so they are named holy relics.

In Richard's mind, shouldn't all holy relics be locked in a treasure trove and guarded?

"Impossible, still impossible. No matter how powerful the church is, it will not make fun of the holy relics. Giving such a precious thing to a grumpy little girl, these people are really big-hearted. Richard thought for a while, but still stared at Audrey in surprise, "Your Royal Highness, you can't be mistaken, can you?"

"There are only a handful of magic that can detect the magic of the peep mirror. Audrey smirked at Richard, "I've learned more than you have done during this time. ”

She held up three fingers.

"The Magic Eye, the Ring of God, and the Soul Relic. Nothing else should be possible except for these three things. ”

Audrey continued to scoff.

"The things in your hands have a lot of origins, how can they be noticed at will? It comes with a peeping mirror, but it is the magic of the Nine Rings. Call you a monkey, don't really be a short-sighted monkey. ”

"And is she really a holy relic?" Richard really couldn't figure it out, he hammered his head, trying to recall, "I remember I was looking at a sword, and the map only showed its name, as if it was called 'Afterglow of Ashes'." ”

Audrey shook her head at him.

"Whatever it is, but the relict isn't what you think. From what I've learned during this time, not all holy things have to be offered. Especially those holy sword spears, their main identity is still a powerful weapon. Especially the churches that are glorified by the gods, they don't lack these two things. ”

She also laughed and said, "Also, you're underestimating April. ”

Pointing to her eyes, Audrey suddenly said very seriously, "In terms of magic alone, she and that red-haired woman, that is, your dear sister Diana, no, look, up, down! At least a magician, a warrior with such a high level of magic power, she is actually a very terrifying person." ”

"But I feel like she has a low IQ. Richard couldn't help but interject.

Audrey laughed, she shook her head helplessly, "You're better than her, it's your mouth." At the time, she didn't know you. It's just that when I'm looking for trouble with you, it's just that there is a lot of public and Pastor Angelo who knows you by your side. It's just that old man, who has unrepaid kindness with you, is still her elder. If she hadn't worried about him, she would have robbed it a long time ago, and then she would have burned it down. You are already unreasonable, can you still trouble her?"

"This guy has always pursued the principle of 'if you can do it, don't make noise'. As a result, something special happened this time?" Richard seemed to understand something.

"Yes, you're not stupid. Audrey gave Richard an exception, and then said with some restraint, "Actually, I want to ask you for something." ”