Zhang Dachang himself was angry, but Li Yifan himself was speechless, what do you mean by "That's your woman, young master, I'm worried about you, young master", obviously there is nothing good between himself and Wen Xiaoyan, he doesn't know why Zhang Dachang keeps thinking that there is any relationship between them.

Wen Xiaoyan also said this question to Zhang Dachang many times, but he always promised it well, but he forgot it when he turned his head and continued to use the title of young lady.

"Ahem, Dachang, I think you should change your title, think about it, there is no special relationship between me and Wen Xiaoyan, isn't it unreasonable for you to say that?"

However, Zhang Dachang didn't listen to him, and said angrily: "Young master, you are still pretending, do you think I can't see it? You are just small-minded, you don't pull those calves for me, I can't see your mind, such a beautiful beauty, you don't want it to be fake."

Do you say that I am calling the young lady wrong? And now is not the time to discuss this matter, can you tell me what you just meant? You made the young lady angry, and you didn't chase after you when she was angry, I went after you and stopped me, you are such a clever mind. ”

At this time, there seemed to be a few more black lines on Li Yifan's head, and the most important thing was that Zhang Dachang was sitting at this time, and he was standing at this time.

Coupled with Zhang Dachang's words, the two of them were like a boss reprimanding a junior brother at this time.

Another point is that Li Yifan thought in his heart, shouldn't I be the boss of this TM? Why is it that I am the one who is being trained now?

"I ......"

He was ready to show his majesty as a young master, but he couldn't let his position be "damaged", but he just said the word "I", and Zhang Dachang's words attacked him like a tiger.

"What am I? Haven't you realized your own mistakes, and you're still here with me, what's so good about me, I see that you don't go to the house for three days. ”

Hey, my temper, Li Yifan wanted to refute more and more after listening to it.

"I ......"

This time, as before, he still only said the word "I", and Zhang Dachang's words attacked him again.

"You still say that I, you still have a reason, do you have to be beaten one by one today to be able to understand your mistakes? You are really unreasonable, my stick, hurry up and find my stick, if I don't clean you up today, you don't know what my surname is." ”

Saying that, Zhang Dachang really found the rod and looked around with his head down.

There are more and more black lines on Li Yifan's head, how is this the case, why does he feel that the more he says this, the more outrageous he feels, just now he was the eldest and the younger brother, but now how has it become the feeling of a father and a son.

He plucked up the courage to refute it a third time, but this time it was no exception, and it did not turn the situation back as he had imagined.

"You also said, don't think that I won't be able to clean you up if I don't find the stick, you are such a big person, and you don't know how sensible you are, when will you wake up, such a good girl, you can even let her run away, Li Yifan, you are really smart. ”

Such an embarrassing scene lasted for a whole few minutes, and Zhang Dachang always won with an overwhelming attack.

In the end, Li Yifan finally understood a truth, if he is a person without a face, then Zhang Dachang is a person with "no head".

(The absence of a head here does not mean that he is stupid, but that the way he acts does not go through the brain's thinking at all, and the body language automatically makes a series of reactions to make others want to cry without tears.)

If you want to ask who said this meme, then just look for Piaoxue, which he created. ）

Usually he hasn't seen it, but he finally saw it today, it's really three years without a blockbuster, it's just too terrifying, he didn't have a trace of anger when he said Li Yifan, and even faintly let out a few laughs, as if he was laughing at himself.

But such a smile gave Zhang Dachang a chance.

"You still have the face to laugh here, do you think you're embarrassed? Do you still want to have a face? It's really not ashamed, other girls have run out for so long, you don't have the intention of chasing after you now, you are not ashamed. ”

After speaking, Zhang Dachang made a very dramatic action, that is, he stretched out one of his index fingers, then tilted his head, slashed his face a few times, and also made a disdainful expression.

At this time, Li Yifan really wanted to cry without tears, how could I meet such a "headless" person.

He originally thought that he had no opponent in this field, and he had been a Dugu for a long time, but today, at this time, his "Dugu Seeking Defeat" was also abused by others to the point that he was speechless and wanted to cry without tears.

"I admit defeat, Dachang, can you stop talking, I admit defeat, you listen to me first, okay?"

When he said this, he felt that he didn't know how many years he hadn't spoken, and his mouth was dry, and he felt that he was really tired.

If people who were once familiar with Li Yifan saw him like this, they would definitely laugh, but they didn't expect that there were still people in this world who could make Brother Fan so embarrassed, it was simply admiration and admiration.

At this time, Dachang turned into a lonely look, only to see one side of his eyebrows slightly raised, and said very angrily: "This time your attitude is finally okay, then I'll let you talk about it, don't talk nonsense, pick out the key points for me." ”

Li Yifan, who heard this, was naturally unhappy, but he was unhappy in his heart, and there was nothing he could do, what could he do.

I had to say: "Yes, yes, absolutely no nonsense." ”

But what he actually thought in his heart was that when I got to the point where I had no brains, I would definitely take all the shame back from today.

Today, now, young master, I will let you enjoy this glory first, as the saying goes, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, not to mention that I don't need ten years. Shibei should be impressed for three days, and within three days I will let you know what it means to be alone and seek defeat, and you will beg me when the time comes.

Thinking about it, Li Yifan was so happy that he actually started to yy.

But Zhang Dachang was already calling him.

"What's wrong with you? Don't you want to be beaten again? Isn't the lesson just now enough?"