Chapter 81: Buddha Bones
If the person carrying the coffin could give me such a drag before, I thought he was so powerful, but he was instigated by Uncle Liu, and he didn't resist at all, and respectfully hugged his fist at Uncle Liu and said, "Mr. Liu, I was prepared for the failure of the task before I came here, and I didn't have to struggle if I was caught by you, you can take your hand here, but you know the rules of our industry, and you can't disclose the employer's information......"
After speaking, the person carrying the coffin really stretched out two thick arms, held his head high, and said as if he were dead, "Come on!"
"I didn't think you would tell me about your employer!" Uncle Liu didn't say much, and decisively stepped forward to grab the two hands of the person carrying the coffin and broke them up in the direction of the reverse joint, and with a "click" sound, Shengsheng broke his hand and stuck it to the back of his hand.
I thought this was the end, but I didn't expect that Uncle Liu quickly twisted the hands of the coffin man who had broken bones a few times clockwise, and his hands were twisted off together.
The person carrying the coffin is also a man, and he just snorted in the process of breaking his hand in such pain, and did not struggle and scream.
Uncle Liu threw the two severed hands of the coffin man on the ground at random, and said coldly, "You can go." ”
Seriously, I always thought that Uncle Liu was an old naughty boy who was disrespectful to the old and liked to play tricks on his juniors, even if he had some ability, it would not reach the point where people didn't have to move their hands and recognized it when they heard his name.
But after the coffin carrying the matter, I have a new understanding of Uncle Liu, not to mention that he unscrewed two hands from a living person without blinking his eyes, that is, the coffin bearer thought that he was unlucky as soon as he saw Uncle Liu, and took the initiative to send his hands, you can see that Uncle Liu has a terrifying ability in this industry.
"Mr. Xie won't kill!" The coffin bearer hung down his two bleeding arms, thanked Uncle Liu in a trembling voice, and stumbled out of the crematorium.
Nima, this thank you from the person who carried the coffin made my three views ruined, why did I have the feeling that I had to shout thank the Lord Long En after being beaten by the emperor......
It seems that I will have to hug Uncle Liu's thigh in the future, with this backer, I have to go sideways in this business!
Uncle Liu watched the coffin man walk away, only then turned to look at me, and asked a little tiredly, "Why did you come out?"
How did I get out? It's not a ghost idea to win glory, I have to run out to watch the big show, and as a result, we are collectively injured.
Although this is the case, I am resolutely not going to say anything, if my special mother told Uncle Liu that she had injured herself in order to come out to see his jokes, she might be ridiculed by Uncle Liu.
For the sake of my little self-esteem and Zhengguang, I found a fairly heartwarming reason to expose this matter, "Huh...... I'm worried about your ......."
Even though I felt that my answer was already very impeccable, I still underestimated Uncle Liu's essence, and I saw my lie at a glance, snorted coldly, and said, "Hmph, I think it's the idea of winning glory...... But I still have to thank you for helping me entangle the corpse thief, if I lose the Buddha bones, I will die of distress. ”
It was a very embarrassing thing to be exposed, but fortunately, Uncle Liu didn't mean to blame, and he didn't hold me accountable for not listening to him and running out, so the matter was over.
But didn't Zhengguang say that the coffin should contain a corpse with extremely domineering strength and status during his lifetime, and why did it become a Buddha bone again? Could it be that Zhengguang guessed wrong?
I couldn't hold back my curiosity and asked Uncle Liu, "What is a Buddha bone?"
Uncle Liu looked at the coffin standing by the wall and said, "This is the bones of a monk who has attained the Tao, Qiaoshan Crematorium is a place of yin corpses, and it is an unusual sale of dead corpses, which leads to the gathering of grievances here, which does not disperse for a long time, and becomes a place where ghosts come and go, that is, the living live here even if they are alive are very easy to be affected. ”
In this way, this Buddha bone is really important to the crematorium, no wonder Uncle Liu is so nervous, maybe this is still the treasure of the crematorium......
"Is this Buddha bone from the beginning of the crematorium?"
Uncle Liu shook his head and said proudly, "The Buddha's bones are rare, they are naturally felt by the monks because of the merits of the precepts and wisdom during their lifetime, and they are as precious as relics, which I stole with great effort and used as a gift for Rui Rui's mother......"
Dizzy, it seems that the origin of the Buddha bone in the crematorium is not clean, I really can't figure it out, how could Xu Rui's grandfather accept such a son-in-law who was born with a lack of heart.
No matter how precious the Buddha's bones are, it is also a corpse, and it is inevitably a bit unlucky to use it as a proposition, I am a little curious about how Xu Rui's grandfather accepted this proposition gift, "Steal the marriage gift?
"Then what's unacceptable, I can save my father-in-law a lot of effort by giving the morgue a formation, it's too late for him to be happy......" Uncle Liu glanced at me and said with a straight face, "You kid, if you want to marry us Ruirui in the future, you have to have something to take!"
Lao Tzu married the daughter of the director of the crematorium, could it be that he had to get a corpse to come over as a bride price......?
I looked at Uncle Liu with tears and laughter, and asked, "Which corpse do you like, I will also steal it for you......"
Uncle Liu nodded solemnly, and spit out two words that I couldn't look at directly between the opening and closing of his lips, "Corpse King!"
I said that stealing the corpse was just a joke, but Uncle Liu took it seriously, and what he asked for was the corpse king...... Groove ...... It's almost the same as giving me to the Corpse King as fodder......
I can't talk about it, who knows what weird things will be made for me if we continue to talk, the wounds on my body have been blackened and festered, and he is still in the mood to let me steal what corpse king?
I speechlessly pointed to the wounds all over my body to show Uncle Liu, "Is there a corpse king, you see that my wounds all over my body are black, do you have any hope of becoming a ghost king after death, you can call it casually!"
Either biological or no status, Xu Rui was injured to see Uncle Liu's nervousness, I was so seriously injured, he didn't even look at me, he picked up the coffin and left, "I can't die, just go to the morgue with me to find the army to show you." ”
Crying to death, he didn't even give me a comforting look......
The ghost sent to chase the treasure rat and didn't come back, I was really itching here, I had to hurry up to find the army to see, I couldn't care about him, I put away the soul lock and chased Liu Bo towards the morgue.
After walking a few steps, the air in front of me fluctuated slightly, and the figure of a ghost gradually gathered in front of me, and his voice was obviously different from the one just now, "I'm sorry, the one just now went to do something else, and I'll do your business!"