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Suddenly, a voice came from outside: "Wait! You little guys, don't call me when you have a drink! Do you know how to be inferior?"
As soon as this voice came in, everyone in the Kunlun faction was stunned for a moment. With Qingyuan's steadiness, he couldn't help but be stunned: "Uncle Daotong?"
This Tong is an outlier of the Kunlun School. He was a closed disciple of the previous generation of head of the normal son, and he opened his wisdom very late, first heard the Tao at the age of thirty, and then soared into the sky. Only he was favored by the demon clan and was very friendly to the demon clan. and his innocence, often out of place, he doesn't get along well with his brothers. He laughs at the rivers and lakes, is unrestrained and invisible, and is known as a sloppy Taoist. There is nothing big about it, and I don't want to go back to the door.
Before Qingyuan's words fell, a gray figure floated in. This man had gray hair and gray beard, a kudzu preaching robe covered with oil, a dirty rag on his face, and a huge fiery red gourd on his back, which floated directly to the first table. He didn't pick a seat, but found a chair and sat down, carefully placing the gourd beside him. Looking at the way he looked at the gourd, it seemed that it was his treasure.
The people in Kunlun just sat down, and when they saw the master of the sect coming, they all got up to salute again. The sloppy Taoist pointed to the rags on his face, snorted, and said, "Wait! See, see this? I have this nun robe on my face, you woodmen will definitely not recognize me." Sit down and do what you want. The people in Kunlun were helpless, so they had to sit down and pretend not to know him. Lao Dao smiled, took out three red and crystal clear dates, and said, "Liu Xiaohua, I tried my best to bring you three Antarctic fire dates as a gift." Such a generous gift, why don't you quickly bring your man's bamboo leaf green, which has been hidden in the altar for more than 40 years, to taste it with me?"
Wu Siqing saw such a senior master, and he was also a little funny in his heart. However, he was very strict, and he still gave a salute and said: "The seniors have orders, dare not obey?" It's just that the juniors don't have bamboo leaves here, but there is a good Fenjiu on the altar, I don't know if it can be in line with the elegance of the seniors?"
Sloppy Taoists don't care much as long as they have wine. He said that the forty-year-old bamboo leaf green is to deceive. At the moment, he smiled and said: "You are an old-fashioned baby, but for the sake of good wine, I don't care about you." Get it now!"
Liu Sanyu also felt amused, and called: "Zhu'er, go and get it!"
It doesn't matter what she called, Lian Chung's face suddenly became bitter, and he smiled: "This, Master, I think it's too strong." For a master like a sloppy predecessor, drinking that wine is really a bit out of place. It's better to take that Shaoxing daughter Honglai, and the seniors will definitely be even happier!"
Wu Siqing was about to scold, and then thought about it: "Isn't it that Song'er is afraid that the sloppy predecessors will get drunk and lose their manners, so they want to take rice wine?" Before he could speak, the sloppy Taoist was already crying: "You little baby! Why are you so stingy! Look at my fire dates, is it worth a jar of good wine?" He threw the three fire dates to Lian Chung: "In vain I worked so hard to obtain this priceless treasure to celebrate my birthday, you actually skimp on a jar of good wine? You deceive people too much!" Seeing that the elders are being bullied, you turtle grandchildren don't know how to judge?"
Qingyuan Qingluo people didn't answer, and they didn't answer either, they really couldn't hide their faces and leave. Wu Siqing saw that he was becoming more and more disagreeable, and he couldn't cry or laugh, and said to Lian Chung: "Chun'er is going to talk a lot!
Ai Ai was about to speak, but the sloppy Taoist cried again: "You little doll!
Lian Chung's heart was crossed, and he smiled at him: "Exactly!"
As soon as he said these two words, Wu Caiyun's face immediately turned red. It is said that during the Dragon Boat Festival, Cai Yun drank two glasses of rice wine, and her face was white and red, and she was delicate and beautiful. Lian Chung saw that his heart was itching, so he stole the wine, picked up the moonlit starry night, and coaxed her to drink it with Caiyun under the old banyan tree in front of the purple waterfall in the back mountain. Cai Yun remembered the way Lian Chung poured the wine on her and slowly sipped it, she was really ashamed of herself. Lian Chung has been naughty since he was a child, and his master has protected him, and he is not afraid of blushing a little, but he just smiled at the sloppy Taoist: "The seniors should know the current wine, who can bear it? The juniors are really ashamed!" He was not afraid of a hippie smile in the face of the sloppy Taoist, but he didn't dare to look at his master at all.
Wu Siqing was annoyed in his heart: "Zhu'er, this, it's really lawless!" said angrily: "How can this be reasonable! I went to the back mountain to find the old ape who protected the mountain, and received thirty heart sticks!"
Lian Chung was not afraid of the old ape guarding the mountain at all. He stole wine several times, but half of it was with the old ape. One person and one ape, early to become a drinking friend. It's just that Liu Sanyu felt sorry for the apprentice, and said warmly: "Senior brother, Zhu'er is seriously injured, and it is easy to recover, why don't you write down the punishment first, and then execute the punishment when he recovers from his injury?"
Wu Caiyun was also distressed, pinched the corners of her clothes, and said writhingly: "Daddy, it's also a daughter who is not good, and it was the daughter who went to get it from her senior brother." ”
Wu Siqing was even more angry when he heard this: "Then both of them will be punished! Today is your mother's birthday, make a note for the time being, and each will go to receive the punishment tomorrow!"
Liu Sanyu knew that Wu Siqing adhered to the way of a gentleman, especially in the public, Wu Siqing, who could not be persuaded by all means, changed his mind, so he had to worry secretly. When the sloppy Taoist saw this, he laughed again: "Hehe, you have a wooden head, but you have taught a good apprentice and given birth to a good daughter!"
He is an elder, and Wu Siqing can't say or say anything when he scolds, so he has to make amends again and again. The sloppy Taoist ignored him, but he made a trick, and the wine on the eight tables beside him flowed backwards like a fountain, and he went into the gourd.
When the Eight Hundred Dao people of Longhu Mountain saw this, they couldn't help laughing: "You old drunkard! If your master knows that you have moved the Qiankun to pour wine, I am afraid that you will drop your gourd!"
"You old pervert. The old man is not as knowledgeable as you!" The sloppy Taoist turned his head to Wu Caiyun and grinned: "Little girl, stay away from this old guy! I see that your senior brother is very pleasing to the eye, why don't I be a matchmaker for you?"
Just talking about the wine, Cai Yun's face was still red. When he said this, his face turned even red: "Senior, if you talk like this again, we don't care about your wine!"
She said this with her feet stomped, and the little daughter's attitude made the crowd laugh one after another. The Yaodao people laughed even more.
As he spoke, the wine was finished. It's strange to say, the gourd is not small, but it is far from being able to hold more than ten or twenty bowls, but he just has the ability to fill all eight tables of wine. Just as he was about to leave, the Taoist outside the door sang: "Master Miaofeng of Qingjing Nunnery and his disciples came to celebrate his birthday~". The sloppy Taoist suddenly jumped up: "The old nun is coming, the old Taoist is going to suffer!" He looked around, trying to find a side door to go out, but the front gate and the corner gate leading to the backyard were crowded. When he saw that the tablecloth was also wide, he had an idea, and while putting his finger to his mouth to signal everyone to keep quiet, he went directly under the table. Everyone couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and they were all a little funny.
Qingjing Nunnery is a branch of Shuiyue Nunnery, the gate of the nunnery is in Xianxia Ridge of Huiji County, less than 300 miles away from Yandang, and it usually has close contact with Yandang. Miao Feng is the younger sister of the head Miaoyun, and she is also an anxious son. As soon as the people of Qingjing Nunnery entered the hall, they immediately noticed the big red wine gourd on the side of the main table. It turned out that the sloppy Taoist was in a hurry to drill the table, but he forgot the wine gourd at the table. Miao Feng was stunned for a moment, and a very delicate and gentle little master next to him spoke: "Master, look, it seems to be the gourd of the Taoist priest who took our dates." As soon as she opened her mouth, she blushed when she saw that everyone was looking at her.
Miao Feng smiled: "Stealing is stealing, what to say! If that Taoist priest doesn't come out now, I will tell everyone his love history in the past!"
As soon as the sloppy Taoist heard this, he immediately got out, shouting that the master was too slow, and at the same time he waved again and again: "It's the small way that has eyes and no beads! Your old mana is boundless, don't hesitate!" I didn't see how he moved, I only shouted: "Duh!" The three fire dates in Lian Song's hand flew into his hand: "Old Dao, I'm also afraid that the gangsters will come and rob you of your things! You see, isn't this fire date in the hands of this kid Yandang?"
Lian Chung smiled: "Exactly! but..."
The sloppy Taoist immediately interrupted him, and said triumphantly to Miaofeng: "Okay, okay." Let's not talk about anything else. I see that this kid's daughter-in-law has a good talent, so I'm going to guide her twice! Farewell!" He was anxious, and he was afraid that Lian Chung would tell the truth, so he would give Cai Yun a benefit. Miao Feng smiled: "There are Lao seniors practicing kung fu under the table. Everyone laughed, and even the shy little nun next to Miao Feng became a gourd to cover her mouth. The sloppy Taoist snorted: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say!" grabbed the gourd and put it on his back, grabbed Cai Yun and ran out. Liu Sanyu was about to chase, but Wu Siqing grabbed his hand and said softly but resolutely: "This is Yun'er's chance!" Liu Sanyu reacted, stopped and laughed.
Qing Yuan saw that the head of the sect had disturbed the birthday banquet, so he had to apologize to Wu Siqing and his wife: "The head of the sect rushed into the birthday banquet, I am really ashamed!" The people of Kunlun also followed suit. Wu and Liu hurriedly returned the salute and said: "Dao is the same as the ancestor of the game of the rivers and lakes." It's really brilliant to be able to come today!
Lian Chung didn't dare to say much, so he went to arrange for the eight tables of banquets to make up for the wine.
Not to mention the staggered in the hall, just to say that Cai Yun was pulled by the sloppy Taoist, and ran towards the back of the mountain at a gallop. After all, she had never tried to run like this, and she was very scared at first, but gradually she got used to it. After a short time, the two came to the front of the water valley. This valley is very narrow, with only a small road in the middle and a mountain stream on the side of the road. The sloppy Taoist ran to the mountain stream and stopped negligently. He stopped in a hurry, and Cai Yun almost rushed into the mountain stream. It's a shame that the old Taoist pulled it.
The sloppy Taoist took a handful of water and drank it, Fang Chao Caiyun smiled and said: "You little doll, you seem to have extraordinary qualifications, how can you have such poor kung fu?
Cai Yun easily adjusted her breathing, and when she heard this, she was not convinced, and hummed: "No! I'm lazy, it's not that the exercises are bad!"
The sloppy Taoist smiled, didn't argue with her, grabbed her wrist, and slowly tested her dantian with a trace of true qi. Cai Yun saw him shaking his head and thinking about something, and couldn't help but say loudly: "Senior..."
"Senior, what senior! Don't be silent!" Cai Yun had to keep her mouth shut. The sloppy Taoist twisted his messy beard, and while exploring Cai Yun's eight veins with his true qi, he sighed in admiration. After a while, Fang said: "Xiao Nizi's foundation is not bad. It's a pity that I lost my childhood body early, well, probably the kid who stole wine and drank, I'm afraid I won't be able to practice my Kunlun's supreme mental method. Tsk, it's a pity, it's a pity!"
Cai Yun listened to him talk about losing his body to his senior brother and stealing wine and drinking, and he had already lost his cheeks, but when she heard him say that she couldn't practice the Supreme Heart Method, she was inevitably a little unconvinced: "Who said it! Brother Song said that the intersection of yin and yang is the principle of heaven and earth, let it be, and it will be helpful in martial arts and spells, why can't you practice the Supreme Heart Method?"
The sloppy Taoist glared: "Little doll's family, what do you know! Your brother is coaxing you. You Dan Yuan already has a gap, just like this chicken egg!" I don't know where he took out an egg, "See, there is already a crack in this eggshell, I don't put pressure on it, but once I apply internal force..." The sloppy Taoist grinned and said, "See, you're this egg, it's leaking everywhere." He used his internal strength, and the yolk was cooked in an instant. Xiaoxiao threw it to Cai Yun. Cai Yun was annoyed by what he said, and was a little worried that her cultivation was really stagnating, so she pouted and sat aside, threw the egg yolk in her mouth, and muttered, "Hmph! Just with egg yolk, it's so fragrant!"
The sloppy Taoist was about to laugh, but suddenly seemed to think of something: "There is egg yolk alone, but it is more fragrant, and there is egg yolk alone, it is more fragrant... Cai Yun saw that his eyes were straight, and she couldn't help but be a little scared. The sloppy Taoist had a word, suddenly came back to his senses, and smiled at Cai Yun: "Don't be afraid, Lao Dao suddenly figured out a truth." Thank you. ”
Before the words fell, a light blue thin silk book flew lightly to Wu Caiyun's hand. The sloppy Taoist smiled: "Seeing that you are an infatuated woman, this recipe is made by the demon clan, and it cannot be cultivated unless you have a lover." You can take it and try it for cultivation. If you don't know anything, ask your mother. Three years later, I'll come back to Yandang to guide you. Wu Caiyun wanted to thank him, and the man disappeared in a blink of an eye. A voice was heard in the distance:
Greed and obsession with the world, sorrow and joy parting a lot of bitterness. I will go to the west of the crane, and I will regret my shame.