Chapter 327: Long Xiaobai Plays Lion Quake
"Dragon~Elder Dragon, don't move inside, I'm about to fall. Li Jin'er grabbed the lion hair in one hand, and half of the **** had already gone outside.
"Hehe~ Since you're afraid of falling, let me protect you with my strong arms. Long Xiaobai naturally stretched out his hand and hugged the other party's shoulder.
"Twitter!" Xiao Liuer looked at Long Xiaobai with disdain.
"Get out!" Long Xiaobai slapped the other party away.
"There is no sex! there is no humanity!" the six-eared macaque finally said what he had been repenting for a long time. Because it knows that this shameless master has no time to take care of it.
Sure enough, Long Xiaobai ignored the six-eared macaque's contempt, but looked at Li Jin'er, who was a little red, with a smile and said, "Miss Jin'er, have you ever played 'Lion Quake'?"
"Lion Quake?" Li Jin'er looked at the other party suspiciously. But the two were too close to each other, and they were suddenly sprayed by each other's manly breath, and their hearts couldn't help beating wildly.
struggled a few times, but the other party hugged too tightly, and now he didn't achieve his goal and couldn't use his mana, so he had to endure it, but he already hated this shameless dragon scum in his heart.
"Quack, quack, it's fun!" Long Xiaobaiyin smiled, patted the green-haired lion under the seat, and commanded: "Little lion, come, the front leg lifts ~ falls~ the hind legs lifts ~ falls ......"
The sad green-haired lion, the dignified 90-level green-haired lion king, began to bounce forward.
The dragon Xiaobai and Li Jin'er on their backs rose and fell with the ups and downs of the green-haired lion. As the other accelerates, the ups and downs accelerate.
"Damn! Shake up!" Long Xiaobai slapped the blue-haired lion.
"Roar!" the blue-haired lion roared in frustration, and its body quickly jolted.
"Ah~ah~Dragon~Elder~Slow~Slow~Slow~" Li Jin'er was shaken all over. Especially the pair on the chest, most of it has been pulled out along the neckline several times. A piece of white flowers, and the eyes of the dragon Xiaobai who looked at it were straight.
And the little white fox who had been nesting in Long Xiaobai's arms had his little paws tightly grasping the placket of the other party's clothes, otherwise he would have been blown upside down.
"Ha~haha~Jin'er girl~This lion~ Lion Zhen is fun, isn't it?" Long Xiaobai was also incoherently spoken.
"Slow~Slow~Hurt~" Li Jin'er half of the **** rested on the back of the green-haired lion, which was really uncomfortable.
"Does it hurt? then~Then sit on my lap~" Long Xiaobai didn't wait for the other party to react, and directly hugged it and put it on his lap.
"Oops~Don't want Elder Long~It hurts even more~"
"Ho ho, I'm Nima, Master, the little white waves are flying!" Zhu Bajie heard the imaginative conversation, and when he looked back, his eyes almost didn't fall.
I saw that the female Bodhisattva was sitting on Long Xiaobai's lap, trembling with the trembling of the blue-haired lion, and the picture was so evil that she couldn't bear to look at it directly.
"Eight precepts, eight precepts, Wu Neng, Wu Neng, call ......"
"Bang!"
"I'm Nima!"
"Oops!
It turned out that Zhu Bajie looked back at the lion earthquake over there, forgot to slow down, and directly hit a big tree. It's okay for him to have rough skin and thick meat, but it's bitter Tang Seng.
I saw Tang Seng sticking directly to the big tree, and he paused for a moment before falling.
"Bang!" The Buddha crown smashed on the bright brain, and it was directly stunned.
"Ho ho, Master, are you okay?" Zhu Bajie's big pig head came to Tang Seng's face. Especially when I saw that the other party's nose was red and swollen, and there were two blood marks, I couldn't help but feel a spirit.
"Senior brother, it's not good! The pig has hit the tree! The master has a nosebleed!" shouted Sha Seng ahead.
"Whoosh......" Sun Wukong flew over in an instant on a sheep and landed beside Tang Seng. Seeing that the other party's eyes were dazed, his nostrils were bleeding, and there was a big bag on his brain, he almost didn't laugh.
Long Xiaobai also stopped the lion shock, removed the white-haired rat spirit that was soft from his legs, and turned over with a heel.
"it, Brother Pig, there's a pig (car) accident?"
"Ho ho, Xiao Bai, what should I do? I made Master bleed. Zhu Bajie said scaredly.
"......" Long Xiaobai was speechless, frightened by Zhu Bajie's words.
"Ahem...... Idiot!How did you open a pig?Look at the master!" Sun Wukong glared and scolded.
"I'm Nima, I'm not Xiaobai yet, I started a wave to affect my way of seeing!" Zhu Ba complained to Long Xiaobai.
", Brother Pig, don't blame me for being unjust!" Long Xiaobai was so angry! he took out a small whip and stuffed it directly into the hands of Tang Seng who was in a daze.
It took Tang Seng a long time to recover his strength, and then he jumped up directly from the place, and beat him with a whip.
"I'll suck you to death with a little eye!"
"Smack!"
"Oh, I'm Nima, I'm shameless, let's go by myself!" Zhu Bajie ran away after being whipped.
"Criminal, you stop for me!" Tang Seng directly ripped off his robe, rolled up his sleeves and chased after him.
"Xiaobai, do you still have this scripture?" Sun Wukong was a little suspicious.
"Take ...... Right?" Long Xiaobai looked at Tang Seng who was thunderous, and it was the first time he saw the other party lose his temper like this.
But think about it, Zhu Bajie's collision completely ruined Tang Seng's image, and he also did it in front of outsiders.
Thinking about it, he looked back at the white-haired rat spirit.
I saw that the little beauty was staring at the apricot eyes, her small mouth was slightly open, and she looked at the absurd scene in front of her like a ghost.
Zhu Bajie ran in front, and Tang Seng chased while scolding with a whip. Monk Sha pretended to ignore it and pretended to arrange his salute. Sun Wukong rode a sheep, with a suspicious look on his face.
And here, the dragon scum is quite normal, looking at himself with a smile......
"Hey, Miss Jin'er, isn't it fun?" Long Xiaobai beckoned.
Li Jin'er was an agitated spirit, and wanted to run away and leave the team. But for his own purposes, he finally endured it.
"Wukong, where are you, Wukong! Catch that thug for the teacher!" Tang Seng wiped his nosebleed and shouted.
Sun Wukong shuddered, and then a heel bucket flipped in front of Zhu Bajie, and grabbed the other party's big ear.
"Ho-ho, I'm Nima, you monkey, let go of my old pig, oh, go-ah, brother-monkey, tap, ear drop-off. ”
"Poof!" Zhu Bajie was thrown by Sun Wukong at the feet of the panting Tang Seng.
"Criminal, as a teacher, I will discipline you today!"
"Smack!"
"Ahh
"Smack!"
"Ahh
"Smack!"
"Ahh
"Smack!"
"Ah, Master, I was wrong!"
"Smack!"
"Ah...... I'm going to betray my master!"
"Bang Bang!"
"Ahhh......h
Li Jin'er was stunned again, wondering if she had encountered a fake scripture-learning team.
"Alas~ Master's anger has been held back for several years, and it's time to vent. Long Xiaobai flew back on the lion's back and sat next to Li Jin'er.
"Good~How many years?" Li Jin'er looked at Long Xiaobai suspiciously, always feeling that this scripture-learning team was very weird.
"Hehe~ Brother Pig often scolds the master behind his back, thinking that he doesn't know, alas......" Long Xiaobai sighed and lay on the lion's back.
Anyway, Zhu Bajie has rough skin and thick meat, and a few whips are not in the way.
Li Jin'er was stunned to see the bald-headed monk dancing with a small whip, and couldn't help but shiver, giving goosebumps all over her body.
(End of chapter)