Chapter 11: Divine Fart

"Well, okay, that's a space for the two of you, go over and sit down, today we're talking about the condensation of magical elements. ”

The fist-sized chick pointed to the corner of the classroom, and motioned for Ye Yuan and Hu Shuaishuai to sit down. Hu Shuaishuai walked over very naturally, and after sitting down, he took out a book from the hole in the table, looking like he was listening carefully. On the contrary, it was Ye Yuan, who was stunned in his heart, this chick who was only the size of a fist turned out to be a first-grade teacher!

Looking at the other students in the classroom, including myself and Hu Shuaishuai, there are only five people who really look like people! The rest of them all look strange, some have a head that is a vegetable, and some are just very ordinary animals, but they have become upright walking, sitting upright in the classroom.

"What the hell is this world!"

Ye Yuan felt that he had really come to this world for nothing for nearly a month, and how did the Ling family's library do it, why didn't it record the most basic racial classification in the world!

"Well, Pippi Pig, it's class, wake up quickly. ”

Teacher Chicken's shrill voice sounded a tree, and the two wings magically appeared like five finger-like forks, and a crystal stone like a gem was held in the wings and thrown at Pig.

Boom~

The stone burst open on Pig's head, and a large balloon of water fell, drenching it thoroughly.

"Hmph, who is it, who dares to sneak attack Uncle Ben?"

Ye Yuan couldn't help but laugh when he saw this scene. This green pig is so funny, not to mention the cute figure, you can get full marks for his name and speaking style.

"Pippi Pig, really, why don't you call it Pipi Shrimp. ”

Ye Yuan was still laughing in his heart, and the head of the leather pig looked in his direction.

"You laughed, it must be your kid who attacked Uncle Ben, let me tell you, eh, you are that kid! You still dare to sneak attack the senior, you are finished, I have never said anything about Pipi Pig, and soon you will not be able to get along from this school." ”

"Well, Piggy shut up. Teacher Chicken spoke.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh, when did the teacher arrive?"

Pippi Pig immediately became cowardly under the scolding of Teacher Chicken, and the classroom was quiet again.

"Well, open the twentieth page of the book, the condensation of magical elements is to adjust according to the properties of the matter itself, so that it will have a magical reaction, and then condense the appearance that the mage needs. ”

Teacher Ji said as he wrote a long list of formulas on the blackboard. Ye Yuan looked at this string of formulas, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching twice.

"How can the magic formula and the chemical formula of this world be the basic elements in common!"

Regarding chemistry, Ye Yuan thought about it, one head and two big, not to mention the magic formula in front of him, which could almost kill him.

"I really don't have a talent for magic, but I don't know what color talent Ling Ziyue's girl is. ”

Ye Yuan listened to the class absentmindedly, if the next few days were like this, he was very doubtful that he would be able to make the slightest progress.

The duration of the class is long, but short. Although Ye Yuan didn't listen to the lecture carefully, it still gave him a feeling of returning to his student days.

Originally, he was just a high school student, and he couldn't change the fact that he had been a student for so many years by inexplicably. At this moment, Ye Yuan suddenly had a feeling that when he was in school, he was so reluctant to go to class, so unwilling to stay in school. But after leaving there, I suddenly felt a little nostalgic, and even missed my original life very much.

In just a few months, I have experienced two crossings, and I have also experienced many things that I have never experienced before. Just the war before the last crossing was enough to make Ye Yuan have the idea of longing for peace in his heart.

At the end of the class, Ye Yuan was still sitting in a daze, and Pipi Pig had already walked over.

"Stinky boy, when he saw the senior coming over, he dared to sit indifferently, and even ignored the senior. ”

Ye Yuan came back to his senses and looked at the leather pig standing next to the table with his spare eyes, coupled with the explosive hairstyle of killing Matt, this pig was worthy of being level with the table, and there was nothing to be afraid of.

"Come on, it's all first-grade seniors, you see that you are so short, it is better to recognize me as a big brother, and I will cover you in the future. ”

"Huh, why is there no sound?"

After Ye Yuan said this, he suddenly felt that the surroundings had become much quieter, and the scene in front of him gradually blurred.

"Damn, what's the situation!"

In a hurry, Ye Yuan suddenly stood up from his seat and looked around, all the scenes had been wiped clean, and the surroundings were filled with a piece of forgiveness green.

"Could it be that this is a ghost made by Piggy!"

Ye Yuan remembered an old saying, "People can't look good, and the sea can't fight", the seemingly short and cute leather pig, actually has such a strange and unpredictable means.

In reality, however, it's a different story. Ye Yuan still sat quietly in his seat, but there was no longer any brightness in his eyes, replaced by a burst of confusion.

"Run, Pippi Pig is farting again!"

"Oh my God, it stinks!"

"Piggy, if you dare to fart in the classroom again, I'll kill you. ”

Hu Shuaishuai, who was sitting behind Ye Yuan, came into contact with Pippi Pig farting, his whole face turned green, his handsome face lost its exquisite beauty, and one face was distorted to deformation.

"You, you, what kind of trick are you!"

"Hmph, this technique is the innate secret technique of my pig people, the fart technique, I advise you to leave quickly, otherwise you will be pulled into the illusion by the fart technique, hum. ”

When Piggy spoke, there was a smug look on his face. It's not once or twice that he's done farting in the classroom, and whenever someone provokes him, he'll trap him in a fantasy with his fart technique and suffer a lot. Those who threatened to clean up their own fart again were also blackmailed back by themselves on the grounds that whoever dared to blackmail themselves would fart themselves, which was really invincible.

"Hmph, I'm a genius of the Pig Race, a life-saving school that ordinary Pig People can't comprehend until adulthood, and I will be born with it. ”

Jump~

Hu Shuaishuai, who was sitting behind Ye Yuan, suddenly burst into a burst of white mist. Pipi Pig was stunned for a moment, and then his whole body was on guard, and he wondered why the newcomer Hu Shuaishuai was not threatened by himself.

But after waiting for a while, there was no new movement. Until the white mist cleared, a fiery red figure swooped towards the door, and it was a fox standing and running.

"You stinky pig, you have broken the transformation technique of this fox fairy, and this fox fairy will seek revenge on you sooner or later. ”

"Hmph, what did you just run over?" Piggy didn't realize that the fiery red figure just now was Hu Shuaishuai, but thought that Hu Shuaishuai's methods were unpredictable, just released a white mist, and the figure disappeared.

It wasn't until the yellow-brown gas visible to the naked eye in the classroom completely dissipated that Ye Yuan came back to his senses from the illusion with a shudder. As soon as the surrounding scene became clear, Ye Yuan stood up and looked at Pippi Pig angrily.

"You stinky pig dare to scare me. ”

Ye Yuan thought about it when he was in the illusion again, and when he got out of the illusion, he must clean up this stinky pig well, and he had to clean it up at the risk of being trapped in the illusion again.

With a roar in his mouth, Ye Yuan grabbed the red hair of the leather pig and put the whole pig on the table.

"I don't see the ancients before, I don't see the people who come after, I think of the emptiness of the stomach, only the roast pig can satisfy the hunger. ”

casually adapted a poem, Ye Yuan picked up a book from the table, and slapped it on the fat and tender ass of Pipi Pig.

Syllable~

The voice is crisp and loud, and the whole body of the green leather pig has a tendency to turn red.

"Hmph, you're disrespectful to your seniors, boy, you're finished. ”

"Uncle, if I'm afraid of a pig, how will I mix when I go out in the future. Ye Yuan is also out of the way, and it is another book after a snap.

"Hmph, I'm a pig people, not a pig, you insult me, you're done. ”

When Ye Yuan slapped the third time, the fart pig actually released the second fart, and in less than three seconds, Ye Yuan rolled his eyes and sat back on his stomach.

"Hmph, I dare to fight with my seniors, but fortunately, I ate leeks in the morning, and I can perform a secret technique one more time. ”

"Hmph, you're still a little tender. ”

Pippi Pig sat on Ye Yuan's face, and then moved left and right, then jumped down with satisfaction and walked outside the house, "Hmph, I can't use the secret technique anymore today, so I'd better leave the school first." ”

When Ye Yuan woke up again, there was already a circle of people around, and all kinds of faces instantly startled Ye Yuan. After slowing down for a few seconds, Ye Yuan remembered that he had crossed over, and these were all classmates in the classroom.

"Well, the next class is a practical class, please all the first-year students who are still in school to gather in the open space in front of the school. ”

"Actual combat!" Ye Yuan felt physically and mentally exhausted, he couldn't learn the theory class, let alone the actual battle.

Of course, no matter how reluctant Ye Yuan was, he finally went to the place where the actual combat class was gathered. Because Ye Yuan was the largest, he was arranged at the back of the entire team to see the classmates in front of him at a glance.

"Strange, what about that cold handsome guy and the hateful Piggye?"

With doubts, Ye Yuan and the other three classmates in the class were divided into a group. After there was no Pipi Pig, there were a total of nineteen people left in the class, in a group of three, and Ye Yuan and Hu Shuaishuai had just arrived, so there were four people in this group.

"Your name is Hu Shuaishuai?"

Ye Yuan looked at the fiery red fox in front of him who stepped on his knees, and looked confused, could it be that there is something wrong with my brain, Hu Shuaishuai is obviously a person!