Chapter 20: Brothers, Together?
Ghosts shout to catch ghosts.
But when a normal person hears a stranger talking to him like this at night, he will probably roll his eyes, and finally scold directly without repeating words until you doubt life.
Don't be surprised, don't panic, at least the previous Lu Fan must be this kind of person.
But now it's different, when the other party said that you 'Yintang is black, and you may have hit a ghost recently', Lu Fan felt a little weak in his heart, after all, this is true.
He said in a tremolo, "What's that...... You've just been black, I'm already dark on this big night, and you can still see my Yintang black, I said buddy, that's not how you do business......"
How do you know that the other party smiled and said, "You don't understand this, who told you that I see that your Yintang is black and you must see it in broad daylight, it is all the means of the warlocks, deceiving people, they can't see clearly, they are all blind, but I am different, my identity is here, just you are a young man, even if you close your eyes, I can feel the wisp of ghost qi floating on your body, the reason why I say that your Yintang is black, it is a more general speech...... Anyway, when I look at you now, you're all in decline......"
When he said this, Lu Fan agreed with a hundred people in his heart, after all, Wei Yu was a real unlucky ghost, and his unlucky appearance was understandable...... After all, after Wei Yu got on his body, basically nothing good happened to him, but he couldn't say this to the man in front of him.
Instead, the other party said righteously, "This brother, I'm really not alarmist...... You're really black, I'm afraid you'll be ghosted, and it just so happens that I've been doing a business recently, and I happened to run into ...... Oh, by the way, what day is it today?"
Lu Fan was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously replied, "October 9th." ”
The other party suddenly clapped his hands and said, "That's right, that's right, October 9th, it's a day away from the Double Ten event, it's a coincidence, you are the first customer I met before tomorrow's event, there is special preferential treatment, how about ......it?
When Lu Fan was stunned, the other party said again, "But I said it, you are the first customer I met before the discount tomorrow, I won't charge you for five hundred, how about it, isn't it cheap, two hundred and five? This price is very two hundred and five, two hundred and five I won't accept you, tomorrow is the double ten special, I am honest and reliable, Tong Su is not deceitful, today I will sell you a friendship price, ninety-nine! is ninety-nine, ninety-nine a good fortune to avoid murder and kill evil spirits, do you think you have made a lot of money? It doesn't matter, it's nothing, because I still have a gift, 'evil spirits are scattered', if you scatter this thing at home, you don't dare to have ghosts near for three days, I'm like this, I can't see that others are bad, how about it? Ninety-nine? Are you going to pay in cash or Alipay Taobao?"
When he said this, the other party had already taken out his mobile phone, and Lu Fan said an Alipay and directly clicked on Alipay and scanned it.
Lu Fan's eyes widened, looking like he was a ghost, this is too good to be blind, right? At least Lu Fan must know that the other party's discount is completely blind, a person who doesn't even know the year, month and day still talks about discounts, at least he doesn't know how much water is contained in these ninety-nine, if he really wants to buy such a thing, he will regret it when he goes back......
No, he doesn't have to go back, as long as he begs for money, he will definitely regret it.
And can you imagine such a picture? There is a thief lying on the ground trembling, and the two people next to the thief, one waiting for the police to arrive, and the other is promoting his own products.
"I said, don't you take me too seriously?!" The chubby man lying on the ground tried to get up, he was a little annoyed in his heart, this is too much to take thieves seriously, are you such a bully? I'm still here? You guys are talking about business in the open?
"Where is all this nonsense?"
"Shut up!"
Almost between the two of them talking, Lu Fan subconsciously kicked the indescribable place of the chubby man, while the man on the other side quickly squatted down, and he didn't know what means were used, and the chubby man fainted directly.
The picture in it is that the chubby man's body trembled in an instant, and after a miserable scream, the whole person passed out directly. (Not fainting in pain, but being knocked unconscious by a man)
This unfortunate and tragic man...... Even Lu Fan felt a little embarrassed.
After the chubby man passed out, Lu Fancai continued, "I appreciate your kindness, but I'm sure I'm fine, so I don't need any earth-destroying talismans from you......"
Hearing Lu Fan say this, the man immediately said with some displeasure, "You can insult me for being ugly, but you can't insult the talisman I drawn, and this thing is not called the Heaven and Earth Destroying Talisman, it has its own loud name, Seeking Good Fortune and Avoiding Evil and Killing Evil Spirits, how can this name be much more imposing than what you just said, right?"
Lu Fan complained in his heart: It's really better to destroy the heavens and the earth!
"Brother, it seems that you don't believe what I say...... I'm not afraid of you at all, so let's say, haven't you been feeling bad luck lately?"
Lu Fan didn't deny it, but nodded, "Hmm." ”
"Because you've been haunted by ghosts recently, and you're not a ghost, that's what I told you, brother, you may have been a little bit of a peach blossom recently, of course, this kind of peach blossom is not good for you, and it's not a real beauty peach blossom, but a ghost peach blossom, hey, this is a female ghost, a little female ghost......"
Lu Fan really didn't feel anything at first, but after the man opened his mouth to say 'one big and one small' ghost, Lu Fan's nerves were tense, if it was just nonsense, it would be okay to say, but what if it was serious? Maybe...... What if the other party can really see something that ordinary people can't see?
Ordinary people may not take a man's words seriously, but Lu Fan can't, because in his apartment, aren't the big and small female ghosts Wei Yu and Xiaobao?
At this time, Lu Fan's mind suddenly popped up with extremely terrifying thoughts, Wei Yu was injured by the Demon Master when he was in the air earlier, and Wei Yu also woke up that the Demon Master was coming towards him.
Lu Fan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, cold sweat trickled, and when he looked at the man again, he suddenly felt that his heart was about to leak a beat.
The man looked at Lu Fan's wrongness and didn't think about anything else at all, but said hehehe, "What's the matter, I'm afraid now, do you want to buy my annihilation...... Phew, you've been taken crooked, do you want to buy my talisman to avoid evil and kill evil spirit......s?
"That ......" Listening to the man's chatter, Lu Fan finally made up his mind and said, "You...... Are you Fu, Demon Master?"
The man jumped back and said in astonishment, "Brother, together?"