Chapter 208: Firewood Department Thorn Velvet
Early the next morning, the Silky Mask woke up and found himself still lying in the song hall.
Only then did I know that it was a dream, how could I dream that Yang Rong came to arrest me?
Looking at the third brother jade-faced fairy Wu Diao, he had already finished washing, and he was at the door of the song hall with the fourth brother Bai Yudun Changding and the seventh brother Chen Guo, who was talking about something there with the sun that had just risen.
I stretched my waist, sat up, and found that the peak of Lushan Mountain was extremely angry, and I couldn't help but hit it, and said angrily: "Don't retract it yet, wait until my brothers see it, and I won't be ashamed of you." ”
Put on the dark green robe of the royal gift on top of the small partition, take the silver belt of Jiucheng, and go out. When he came to the door, he asked, "Third brother, fourth brother, seventh brother, where are you washing your face?"
Wu Diao, Chang Ding, and Chen Guo turned around and said in unison: "It's finally up, washing your face is in a small room on the back wall, hurry up, everyone is waiting for you to go." ”
"Oh, you've all had breakfast?" shouted as he ran back.
Wu Diao also shouted: "I've eaten it a long time ago, take the bun for you, eat it while walking, and go to the Yuansheng Palace immediately." ”
The firewood department ran to the small room on the back wall of the song hall. There is hot water boiling on the stove here, a basin and towels are placed on one side, and there is a large stone jar on the other side, filled with cold water, and a gourd is placed in the jar.
He hurriedly scooped the cold water with a gourd, and scooped the hot water in the pot, and the water temperature was just right. I washed my face with two handfuls of three, scooped a scoop of cold water, and rinsed my mouth briefly. There is a mirror on the basin stand, open your hair, take a copper comb to comb your long hair, pull up your bun, and insert the silver hairpin given by the emperor.
I haven't bothered to cut my beard for a few days, and my green beard is a little longer.
When you grow to 20 years old and hold a crown ceremony, you don't have to cut your beard every day. It would be nice to hold the crown ceremony at the age of eighteen, and it would save a lot of trouble. Look at Daddy and Grandpa, how beautiful that beard is. Alas, the imperial customization is to bully young people.
Chen Guo shouted: "Boss, can you hurry up, your dream lover is impatient." ”
When Chai heard it, what is a dream lover, it's just nonsense, where does this start? ”
As soon as he finished speaking, his ears were lifted, and a girl yelled: "Duzuo, don't you know whose name you call in your dreams, what to pretend." ”
You don't need to look up, you know that it is the voice of the sixth brother Yang Xu, and when the Chai Department heard her say this, he was taken aback, and thought to himself: "Could it be that I really made a waterfall with the fifth brother in my dream, no, Lao Tzu's Lushan has no waterfall, and the pants are good." Did you dream of shouting Yang Rong's name? What do they mean?"
The dream is wonderful, but the reality is cruel. His ears were hurt by Yang Xu, and tears came down, why did he start so ruthlessly. was so anxious that the Chai Department wanted to kill this old witch, and shouted: "Let go of me, if you are in a hurry, call out Cangshui." ”
Yang Su suddenly let go of his hand and roared softly: "Don't come to your set of threats, what is Cangshui Break, what is nothing, do you hear? Otherwise, you call your dream lover to see Qiantang Chao, don't even think about it." ”
Qiantang Chao? Did Lao Tzu shout in his dream? Nonsense. However, if you shout in a dream, they wake up early and listen to it, and it's also embarrassing.
Still a dream lover, does Lao Tzu have it? But, but but, they all say that, how do you explain it? God, I listened to it in the middle of the night, and people woke up early and caught me dreaming and shouting, it must be like this. In my dreams, I will really shout Fifth Brother Yang Rong, Bibo Fairy Yang Mange, Cut, it won't be so crazy.
Whatever, follow Yang Xu out, in the aisle of the song hall, wearing the Lingchang sword. When I arrived at the door, I saw the fifth brother Yang Rong spinning around impatiently outside, and muttered: "What's wrong with the old man? ”
Thinking about it, I just woke up, this speed is fast enough, why is everyone targeting themselves?
He was angry suddenly, and yelled directly at the fifth brother Yang Rong: "Yang Mange, isn't it just a blue wave fairy, what are you muttering, and besides, I will never call you any fifth brother in the future." ”
The man in the masked shouted these words, and played them back in the ear chakra, and was also stunned by his own rudeness. Just when he was stunned, he only heard the crisp sound of drawing his sword.
The Chai Department of the Silky Mask Man hurriedly looked up, only to see the fifth brother Yang Rong furious, and scolded angrily: "Chai Duzuo, if the old lady doesn't slaughter you today, you won't be surnamed Yang." How remarkable, isn't it just a sixth-grade horseman captain,, the old lady has seen more five-grade masters, what are you? ”
The fifth brother Yang Rong said that the sword arrived, and he slashed directly at the door of the firewood department. This was something that the Chai Department did not expect, and he hurriedly flew away, drawing his Lingchang sword as he jumped.
Before the firewood department could reply, he heard Yang Rong scolding angrily: "You dare to draw a sword with the old lady, okay, okay, come on, if the old lady doesn't turn Chai Duzuo into Zuo Du Chai, she won't be raised by her mother's father." ”
The firewood department is completely blinded, take care of her mother, and talk about it. In my life, I have never been scolded by Chai Duzuo. These stinky girls are extremely hateful. If she doesn't beat her scolding back today, it won't be Chai Duzuo. Just thinking about it, the sword of the blue wave fairy Yang Rong had already pierced the chest.
Chai Department swung her sword up, looking at her saber, it was nothing more than the Longquan sword, hum, something. Alas, a girl, we beat him and he is not a hero. Thinking of this, the strength of Chai Zhi's hand became softer, and the skills were clumsy, as if he was absent-minded. Her own Lingchang sword was knocked to the ground by her Longquan sword.
Dodged the sword she swung again, rolled down, picked up the Lingchang sword lightly, and rolled again, rolling to the center of the street outside the gate of Shunchengfang. It's nothing more than a carp fighting, let's get up. If I admit defeat, what else can I do? I can't kill people without nodding my head, which means that I have given in, okay.
The man in the face was in a trance, like a leisurely stroll, holding a sword and walking towards the door of Shunchengfang. But more and more I heard the Bibo Fairy Yang Rong screaming: "Chai Duzuo, you bastard, you don't care about competing with the old lady, right, you have a lot of ability, right, today, the old lady will cut you to death, I see how much ability you have?"
Alas, men, men, don't befriend a rotten woman. Why did he worship such a fifth brother in a daze, and he didn't complain about the third brother looking for a wife. What the hell are you looking for a wife, what are you doing with us? All this was provoked by the third brother, and I can't spare him when I turn around.
Thinking about his thoughts, Yang Rong's Longquan sword stabbed into the chest again. What kind of thing is your Longquan sword? Finally abandoned the that men don't fight with women, Lao Tzu Silky Mask Man is going to subdue this stinky girl today. Thinking of this, the evil was born to the side of the bold, shook the Lingchang sword, and started a fight with her.
In a trance, the Longquan sword she stabbed was like a dragon circling forward, soft and rigid, and so sharp.
She wielded the Lingchang sword indiscriminately, it was nothing more than taking advantage of the situation, she stabbed me straight and flew around, she circled my blitzkrieg, she blitzed me and rolled to the ground, she rolled to the ground and I watched the play.
You're a fart girl in a green building, and you still want to fight with chivalrous, and Lao Tzu will play you to death. I fought about a hundred and eighty times, and I really wanted to play with people like him, and I wanted to sleep.
Suddenly, I heard a loud yell: "Old five, old man, what are you doing here." Stop me. ”
Oh, big brother, she doesn't stop and I don't stop. Aren't you all on board? Kick whoever you want.
The blue wave fairy Yang Rong stopped. His sword was swinging with cold light, and he wanted to stop, but he couldn't stop because he wasn't at home. Alas, raise it a little.
Suddenly I heard a loud cry: "Wow!"
Well, what's going on? The Chai Department retracted his body and returned the Lingchang sword to its scabbard. At this time, I saw, oh my God, why did I flatten the bun of Yang Rong, and there was no hair on the top of my head, and the hair around me was still there. Neither like a nun nor a female crown, why doesn't she hide, isn't it quite arrogant?
"Bang" twice, and his face hurt hotly. Oh, the second brother is also here, the real book fairy, Chen Yu, the owner of Shunchengfang, isn't it the wife of the eldest brother, what are you doing beating me?
Thinking of this, the firewood department shook his head, and suddenly felt exhausted, and lay down on the ground, falling into a deep sleep. I vaguely heard people shouting: "Du Zuo, old man, firewood department, wake up ......." ”
Standing on the beam of the Shunchengfang song hall, I saw the stinky girls of the Bibo Fairy Yang Rong lying on top of Lao Tzu, crying. What do you mean? What do you mean by crying? Lao Tzu is not you. This kind of woman is simply unreasonable.
Why are you here? The Chai Department stood on the beam of the song hall, but was wrapped around Ran Li's neck, which was simply inexplicable! Didn't Ran Li compete in martial arts to recruit relatives, play fake, and marry Youhang?
Chai Department couldn't get used to this married woman, so he couldn't help blurting out and scolding: "Ran Li, stay away from me, be careful of Lao Tzu's Lushan Waterfall? ”
I only heard two loud "pop" sounds, and my face was fanned into a pig's face. Looking at the blue wave fairy Yang Rong again, he yelled: "Who is Ran Li? Chai Duzuo, you bastard." ”
What did she shout? Why did she cry and run. Let's go, it's not bad to go, so I don't have to worry about it.
Seeing the eldest brother and the second brother muttering again, the second brother Chen Yu said: "The old man has lost his soul, hurry up, grab a handful of rice and light incense." ”
The eldest brother Quan Deng lit the sandalwood and prayed while lighting it: "Master Chengni Dealer, Master Master of Spring Wine Seller, tell the old man to wake up." ”
Suddenly, I saw General Uncle Chen and General Uncle Lacquer Carving both coming, and they were also carrying Chengni Fairy and Spring Wine Fairy Boy behind them.
They didn't speak, and the uncle took out a handful of yellow mud from a basket in the hands of the Chengni fairy child, and threw it into his mouth, how did he feel a coolness.
The eldest aunt took the tin wine jug of the spring wine fairy again, shook it at herself, and a drop of spring wine sprinkled on our faces, and immediately smelled a good fragrance and refreshing smell, and her brain was suddenly sober to the point that even the second brother's snow-capped mountains could be seen.
The second brother Chen Yu took the yellow rice and white rice grabbed by the third brother Wu Diao and the sixth brother Yang Yu with both hands, and the two hands took turns to scatter the surrounding areas of the song hall and the beams of the house. Why can't he bear the blow of these two kinds of rice?
His throat was very dry, he coughed desperately, turned over and sat up, and saw everyone coming over, all of them burst into tears: "Old man, you woke up and scared us to death." ”
At this time, Chai Department shook his head, and suddenly sobered up, knowing that Yang Rong, the fairy of Bibo, was in love with him.
"Oh my God, where will Mange go?" he quickly got up and ran outside like crazy.
When everyone heard it, oh oh, it was really the lover of the dream?
Chen Yu sighed: "The old man only woke up at this time when he was dreaming, and the one hundred and eighty swords just now were in a dream. ”
Old Seven Eyes Chen Guo saw the Silky-Faced Man running away, and then he gasped: "It's broken." ”