Chapter 1 Why don't you go to heaven?
Niu Dali crossed, crossing the double-flower stick that was the Qinghongmen of the magic capital gangster, Niu Dali was hugging the student girl who had just put it in the nightclub, and got into the car to go to the hotel excitedly. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
At the crossroads, a long-awaited muck truck crashed into it frantically, and the Ferrari supercar was instantly knocked into the air. Then the cement pavement in front of me is getting closer and closer, and finally it is dark in front of me....
I don't know how long it took, Niu Dali slowly woke up, and in a daze, he felt that he was sleeping on a pile of damp grass, and there was a strange stench in the air, which was even more ecstatic than the smell of the sewers in the magic capital.
"It's not in the hospital, am I going to be planted with lotus?" Niu Dali secretly opened his eyes, the light was not very good, but he could barely see the thick iron cage above his head.
The ground next to the cage was covered with brown blood, and the entrails of unidentified creatures were rotten, and fat maggots were happily crawling around in it, and together with many huge clumps of excrement, they formed a powerful smell.
Niu Dali quietly looked around, he was in a huge cave, the cave was three stories high, the football field was so wide, dozens of torches could not illuminate the hole very brightly, the corner of the cave was lined with 3 meters high iron cages, each cage faintly locked up people.
Niu Dali came to his senses, "In these years, I have arrested people and locked up the cave, this group of SBs who ambushed Lao Tzu are really creative." Niu vigorously straightened up, ready to take a closer look at who had the courage to tie himself up.
The old cow came to his senses in an instant, and his big mouth opened to the limit, "What the hell is this", there was a big fire burning in the cave, and more than a dozen huge ogres were sitting around the fire.
That's right, it's definitely an ogre, when Lao Niu was a young boy in a mixed Internet café, the ogres in World of Warcraft were exactly the same as these.
It is about 4 meters tall, with thighs and arms thicker than the head of an old bull, and two long fangs at the corners of its mouth.
Is this true, the kidnappers are cosplay, and they don't have this head if they have this idea?
The old cow covered his face with both hands, wanting to be more sober. After a few seconds, it felt very wrong, and he suddenly let go of his hand, and there was a pair of perfect and delicate little hands in front of him.
Ten fingers are slender, white jade-like smooth and delicate complexion, without the slightest scar, the hand model that the old cow hooked up with back then is a scum in front of these hands.
The old cow frantically ripped open the clothes on his chest, the chest hair that was known as the tiger descending the mountain was gone, his hand touched his chin, and the beard of the proud and proud demon was gone, and he quickly opened his pants and took a look. Fortunately, the most important thing is still there.
"What's going on, is it the legendary crossing". Niu Dali squatted on the ground in frustration, holding his head in his hands, like a frosted quail, and at the same time, strange memories came out of his mind.
The owner of this body is called Modo, and his short life is simply legendary to all the gnomes, and he was only a few months old when he was picked up by the dwarf tribe of the Great Blackstone Wasteland. But since childhood, he has shown incomparable talent and intelligence. Although the dwarf was the best jeweler in the continent, when Modo was 12 years old, his craftsmanship surpassed that of the best jewelers in the tribe.
What's more, he has grown faster than others since he was a child, and when he was an adult at the age of 16, he was actually 2 heads taller than his peers, reaching the height of a human woman's chest, which is simply unimaginable among gnomes.
Even more inhumane is the handsome and beautiful face of Modo, who has been fascinated by dwarf girls, young women and middle-aged and elderly women of all tribes since the age of 10 in his 16-year short life.
At the same time, Modo is the only dwarf in the tribe who loves art, since he was a child, he has not let go of all opportunities to learn art, resulting in his unique noble temperament and taste, a few months ago with a heart to become a master of literature and art dwarf left the tribe, ready to go to Venus, the city of human literature and art, to study, but unfortunately was caught by the ogre tribe halfway, if it weren't for the ogre planning to fatten up the thin Modo and then eat, now the handsome dwarf has become a mass of excrement.
All of this was caused, and Niu Dali crossed into a handsome dwarf with clear eyebrows, white teeth and red lips, elegant, noble, and a height of 1.41 meters.
Frankly speaking, Lao Niu is not afraid of death, starting from a small gangster, he has fought countless battles in the mountains and fires, and he is always at the forefront every time, drinking good wine, driving a good car, sleeping with beautiful sisters, and spending a lot of money. But since he was a child, Niu Dali, who has been five big and three thick, has hated little white faces, and has been called parents for beating little white faces countless times, and he plays with little white faces every day when he mixes with society.
Now that he has crossed into the best little white face, he thinks of these two lines of tears sliding down his eyes.
"Sun your sister, this little white face still loves to cry" The depressed old cow almost vomited out a mouthful of blood.
Today is really a lucky day for the ogre flint, seeing that autumn is almost over, the tribe actually did not store a little food for the winter, but as the old saying goes, "the early ogre has meat to eat", and the flint that was woken up early in the morning found a human caravan.
There are more carriages than your fingers, each carriage is a double horse, except for the old man in the lead carriage, all are young people, for the flint, this is a piece of moving roasted meat.
The flint roared loudly, and the horde's ogres sprang out of the cave, and then roared with the same excitement as they rushed towards the human caravan.
There was no suspense, and after the time of the barbecue, none of the caravan wagons nor humans ran away. As for the ogre being shot with a few arrows and slashed a few times, this is not a matter for the ogre, who can quickly recover as long as it is not in the vital point and has food. The flint punched down, and a strong human pony fell to the ground, motionless.
Flint shouted loudly: "Eat the horse first, and the humans will feed it for the winter and eat it slowly." So the hard-working ogres got busy.......
As the strongest warrior of the tribe, the flint was given two horse legs and a large jar of human ale, which made the flint, who had not eaten for a long time, very full.
The well-fed ogre's heart rippled, and the flint stood up, remembering that there was a beautiful human chick in the caravan today, and that beautiful chick seemed to be the captain of the guard. Flint opened the cage and grabbed the chick by the hair and dragged her out, the chick was kicked and struggled hard, and the humans in the cage next to her let out loud curses and begging for mercy, but all this was useless.
Under the light of the torches, the human chick's blonde hair was shining, and the skin of her thighs under her skirt was as white as the snow that had just fallen in early winter, and all the ogres were ready to move.
Suddenly, there was a loud rattling sound, which attracted everyone's attention, and everyone looked into the corner where the sound was made. discovered what may be the most incredible scene in my life, in the corner of the cage, a dwarf is breaking open the iron cage with both hands. Flint clearly remembers that the iron cage in the cave was left over from robbing a circus a few years ago, and the thick railing is as thick as a human thigh.
But now, the thick railing slowly deformed under the gnome's hands, until someone could get out, and the dwarf stopped. "Is this a dwarf?" Flint subconsciously wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, "Could it be that the golden dragon used transfiguration to tease us?"
The dwarf slowly came out of the cage, and he could see that he was very angry, frowning, and his face darkened to show that he was angry, and a pair of small fists were clenched tightly. Flint put down the human chick in his hand, rubbed his hands and was just about to say something, when something more terrifying happened.
I saw that the dwarf's left foot was a little the ground, and a small crack appeared on the hard stone ground, and then he shot an arrow at the nearest ogre Scarskin, and the dwarf slammed into Scarskin's arms, and leaned his back in Scarskin's arms.
Known as the second strongest in the Flint Tribe, weighing at least 800 pounds, Scarskin flew up like a stone that had been kicked away, until it hit the cave wall, and the ogre's huge body hit the cave wall with a muffled sound, and Scarskin spurted out a mouthful of blood, and his chest visibly collapsed, and there was no movement in a blink of an eye.
Scarskin's sibling Broken Tooth was the first to react, and threw the gnome with a huge stick at hand, while the other ogres also came to their senses and rushed towards the gnome.
As soon as the dwarf jumped on the spot, he bounced up, twisted his waist in the air, turned around, and kicked out with his backlegs. The big stick of the broken tooth collided with the slender legs of the dwarf, and with a crisp click, the big stick broke in two, and at the same time, the big stick of the broken tooth and the tiger mouth of the tiger cracked, and the big stick flew out. After the dwarf landed, his legs were half-squatted like riding a horse, and his right fist swung out and smashed on the thigh of the broken tooth, and it was obvious that the thigh of the broken tooth was not harder than the big stick, and it was simply twisted into a strange state.
"Tie Lao Tzu's ticket, why don't you SB things go to the sky", I can't imagine that this dwarf's small body can make such a loud roar, and the ogres only feel the huge noise shaking their brains, and then the fists and insults are a little general.
The flint was the farthest away from the gnome, and by the time he rushed to the gnome with a big stick, the remaining twelve ogres in the tribe had all fallen to the ground, and the flint roared angrily and swept the dwarf with all his might. The dwarf dodged easily, and then a thin fist slammed into the flint's belly, sinking deep into the fat of the belly. The unimaginable pain made Flint's mouth open wide, his tongue almost spit out, and the intestines in his stomach felt like they were being stirred up. "Robbery, right? Kidnapping, right? Learn from Lao Tzu and mix with the underworld, right? Why didn't your father shoot you to the wall? Why don't you go to heaven?", the huge screaming sound shook the flint, and then the stomach was punched twice, and the flint felt that his stomach had been beaten into a ball of meat sauce, and finally a huge force came from his head, and the flint flew to the scar skin of the cave wall, and fainted happily.