Chapter Twenty-Six: Greetings from the Unit Next Door
A dull and chaotic sound came from the altar, mixed with the rushing sound of the yellow spring water opposite, making it even more messy. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
After playing for a long time, Su Bai finally chose to give up, the guzheng in front of him is an ornament here, it can also be said to be a funeral object, buried in the ground for thousands of years and still not decaying, it can even be said to be brand new.
Although Su Dashao knows a lot of musical instruments, but he has never learned the guzheng, and the piano can be played, but if you want to find a piano in this thousand-year-old tomb, the difficulty is equivalent to eating KFC in the Han Dynasty.
After trying for a while, Su Bai still chose to give up, he originally wanted to sit on the altar and face the Huangquan in front of him and play a song "Canghai laughs", but now it is obviously impossible to succeed.
Then pushed the zither away, Su Bai reached out and took the jade seal of the Dian Kingdom in his hand and played with it, and by the altar, Ruyi and Jixiang were prostrate there, which made Su Bai a little embarrassed.
Originally, Su Dashao was interested after discovering the guzheng in the ancient tomb, and directly beckoned the two cats to come over to listen to his performance, but the two cats gave unprecedented face today, and they both came, but their performances were messed up, and the only two audiences were still waiting here, and he, the only performer, was about to desert.
Fortunately, Ruyi and Jixiang are cats, and they are both cats with cold temperaments, and they are too lazy to express any sarcastic emotions to Su Bai.
The jade seal of the Dian Kingdom is a little warm, and it feels very good, for the current Su Bai, his identity can allow him to play with the jade seal of the Dian Kingdom at will, but it is impossible to take it for himself.
Although Su Bai is half a civil servant, broadcasting is not a state-owned enterprise after all, and if he wants to be greedy for the small bargain of broadcasting, he must first see if he has that good mouth.
Put the jade seal of the Dian Kingdom back in its original place, looking at the yellow spring water in front of him, Su Bai suddenly thought of one thing, Su Yuhang's tombstone, just below, it seems that his cheap mother's tombstone is also below, when his son has been for so long, when he encounters his parents' tombstone, he has to burn something, no, it's a memorial.
Even if they are not dead, it is purely in the hope that they will die sooner.
There are a lot of burial goods in the tombs, silk cloth is also, and even pen and ink are available, too, although the area of the ancient Dian Kingdom is not large, and the influence in history can be basically ignored, but even if it is a mountain king who occupies an area for many years, he can accumulate a lot of wealth, not to mention a country.
The burial goods in this tomb are naturally everything, and the things that the tomb owner can use during his lifetime will also be placed in the tomb after all, even more than one.
Su Bai first wrote two elegiac couplets, which he agreed with Su Yuhang, whoever came out would send the elegiac couplets, and now Su Bai treated everyone equally, and gave a copy to his cheap mother.
The elegiac couplet for Su Yuhang is the one written last time, not a word has changed, and Su Bai has added another one: Long remember the mercy and favor to future generations, and leave a model in the world forever.
Sour, sour toothache, but Su Bai felt okay, and took the two Wanlian to the Yellow Spring with good interest, and the water would not go down for the time being, and it would be okay to take a bath in the Yellow Spring with Su Bai's identity now, and there was nothing to dare to confuse Su Bai as before, but Su Bai knew his identity here, some things could be done, but there were also some things that could not be done, otherwise according to Su Bai's previous temper, he would have already taken an iron hammer down the river and smashed the tombstone of Su Yuhang and his wife.
The two elegiac couplets were not burned, Su Bai threw them directly into the Yellow Spring, and many corpses in the Yellow Spring were also curious to catch and take a look, and even a corpse with half of his face that had long since rotted and fallen off could still be recited.
Here, in fact, it is really no different from the folklore of the underworld, there is a yellow spring, and there are countless dead souls in the yellow spring, and Su Bai, he can't be regarded as a bull head and horse face, because he can't get out of here, but he is not a king of Yama, and no dead souls will be escorted to him for him to judge.
Su Bai thought about the two cats, and a picture like this came to mind, sitting on the altar by himself, Ji Xiang and Ruyi escorted the souls of the dead one by one, and waited for him to be punished guilty and not guilty, this picture is quite interesting.
In fact, Su Bai himself also noticed the changes in himself, probably because Su Yuhang's shadow was removed from his memory, and he also recovered the memories he had lost before, and he became a little more cheerful, at least it was almost natural when he was not a listener when he first went to college.
Of course, one of the most important reasons is that if you want to live here, you won't have to be happy, it's really hard.
After a while, Su Bai suddenly heard bursts of crying from the Yellow Spring, looked over, and found that it was those corpses and ghosts crying, some of them were crying with their true feelings, although they didn't have any tears to shed, and some were howling.
At first, Su Bai didn't know what was going on, but after watching it for a while, he finally came back to his senses, these lonely ghosts were patting themselves on the back, and when they saw that they had dropped two elegiac couplets, they thought they were mourning their parents, so they cried together.
This made Su Bai a little crying and laughing.
Leaving the Yellow Spring, Su Bai returned to his coffin, did not lie in, but leaned on the coffin and smoked, Xu Fugui left several boxes of cigarettes in the coffin where he was lying before, enough for Su Bai to smoke for a while, of course, if Su Bai was lying down for twenty years like Xu Fugui, then the smoke would definitely not be enough, and he could only expect that he could be as lonely and bored as Xu Fugui said, and he was too lazy to smoke.
It's been three days since he left the story world, and Su Bai's soul injury has not yet recovered, and when he left the story world, as expected, the broadcast did not help Su Bai recover his soul, because Su Yuhang was originally a sojourn in Su Bai's soul, and it was considered one with Su Bai's soul.
Could it be that Su Yuhang's soul was repaired again?
But fortunately, Su Bai is physically pulling the soul to advance, and his physical body is unscathed, and therefore, even if the injury of the soul makes Su Bai's strength fall below that of a high-level listener, he can barely be regarded as a half-step high-level listener, but Su Bai, who has already recovered his past memories, has also obtained a kind of sublimation of his soul, as for the injury and recovery, it only takes a month or two to slowly recover.
If you can get a healing method similar to Xu Fugui's treatment of Jixiang last time, then recovery is really a matter of minutes, but now it is obviously impossible to be here.
The little guy still has no news, and if there is news, Su Bai can't go out to find it, but the experience of "one-day prisoner" has opened Su Bai's heart, and his son will definitely go to find it, but Su Bai will no longer be as bitter and bitter as before, and he will be as deep as Xianglin's sister-in-law.
After smoking three cigarettes in a row, Su Bai also felt a little boring, and when he felt that it was not interesting, Su Bai's way to deal with it was very simple, that is, sleeping.
Lying in a coffin, isolating yourself from the outside world, closing your eyes and recuperating, or really sleeping, are all good ways to kill time, because you have no other entertainment than that.
The four elements of life, food, clothing, housing and transportation, only living is solved here, and the rest is basically not to be discussed, even if it is food, Su Bai is now basically walking in accordance with the way of the gods "Bigu", and it is okay for the body to absorb some corpse qi every day, what do you want to eat, unless you catch the two black cats and torture them, you have to go to the Yellow Spring to find those corpses that are not rotten and come out to skewer a lamb skewer.
Su Bai now thinks that if he really wants to live for a long time, he may really be able to figure out how to play the instruments in the funeral goods, after all, he has the foundation of the piano, if he thinks about it better, if his blood shadow clone can be condensed in the future, then he can form a band by himself, one plays the guzheng by himself, one plays the chime by himself, and the other rings ring the bell by himself, and then faces the Yellow Spring, where thousands of corpses roar and cheer together like a solo concert.
I didn't think about it, Su Bai stretched out his hand, and the coffin lid was suspended, waiting for Su Bai to move in, but just as Su Bai had just stepped in with one foot, there was a "crisp sound" above his head.
"Knock...... Boom...... Knock ............"
Su Bai stopped his movements and looked overhead, could it be that someone had come to preach?
But the person who came to preach should have come in through the front entrance, and there was no white light there, so obviously the entrance had not been opened, so it could not have been someone who came to preach.
It's just that what's going on with the voice overhead?
How does it look like someone is knocking on the wall?
It can't be that the entrance is located on a construction site this time, and people are laying the foundation, right?
With such a thought, Su Bai just stood in place and looked up all the time,
Soon, "Knock...... Boom...... The sound of "dong ......" is getting clearer and more obvious,
Until a crisp sound came, a rock on it actually fell, but the rock did not fall, but turned into dust and dissipated in the process of falling.
It revealed a plane similar to a round mirror, the size of a square table, dark and dark, similar to a bronze mirror, but Su Bai soon found that when he looked up, it was not his own figure in the mirror.
On the contrary,
What appeared in the mirror was a bewitching man in a night dress, and there was also a coffin beside him, but the coffin was obviously Western-style, depicting angels and demons in Western myths and legends, and the coffin next to Su Bai was depicting the nine sons of the dragon.
Su Bai looked up at each other from the mirror,
And then the other party is also looking at himself in the mirror,
Immediately afterwards, the other party opened his mouth and shouted in English with some surprise:
"Fuck, I really got through ............"
Su Bai found out that the other party was still holding a long sword in his hand, obviously, the sound of "dong dong dong" before was really the other party smashing the wall,
And
It seems to have worked............