Chapter 80: Inhale
"This corpse king, why does he keep staring at us?" Lin Feng said with a little weakness. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Because you're handsome," Kang'er laughed mischievously. Hearing this, Lin Feng rolled his eyes, Kang'er's mentality is really good, she can still joke at this moment.
"Lin Feng," Suddenly, the Corpse King opened his mouth to speak. Hearing this, Lin Feng and Kang'er's faces changed slightly, because the voice of the Corpse King speaking was a familiar old timbre.
"Wise man," Lin Feng and Kang Er blurted out.
"Haha, that's right, it's me, my real identity is the Corpse King," the Corpse King laughed.
"Zombies can also talk, it's outrageous," Lin Feng shouted.
"Hmph, why can't zombies speak, what do you humans know, humans are the smallest creatures," the Corpse King snorted coldly.
"Cut, zombies don't change after human death," Lin Feng argued.
"Don't talk nonsense, you ruined my skin, I want your life," the Corpse King said angrily.
"Your skin, you're not good now, when did I destroy your skin, even if you're a zombie, you can't talk about it," Lin Feng crossed his waist and shouted up to the sky.
"Hmph, I'm talking about the white cat you blew up," the Corpse King said angrily.
"Oh, so you're talking about the white cat in the tower that claims to be a wise man," Lin Feng said with a look of sudden realization.
"Fart, not self-proclaimed, I was originally a wise man, an omniscient, omnipotent wise man," the Corpse King said with some excitement and anger.
"Since it's omnipotent, how can you be killed by me," Lin Feng sneered and said back.
"You..." It turns out that the body of the wise man is the corpse king, and the white cat is a skin borrowed by the wise man in the illusion, which can only bluff people and has no strength.
"I'm going to kill you," the Corpse King said suddenly.
"Wait a minute, as a wise man, you can't say me, and if you can't say it, you're going to kill me, what kind of reason is this, is this how the title of wise man comes from," Lin Feng said back.
Kang'er, who was on the side, saw Lin Feng arguing with the Corpse King, and he also understood a little in his heart. It turns out that this wise man turned out to be a very face-saving zombie, which is the weakness of the wise man.
"I think he killed everyone who was better than him, that's why he claimed to be a wise man, haha," Kang'er said immediately. Hearing this, Lin Feng threw an appreciative look at Kang'er.
"Nonsense. I'm omniscient," the Corpse King said angrily.
"Then do you dare to try it with me?" Lin Feng raised his head and shouted.
"Hahaha, if you want to compete with me, okay, I'll convince you to lose," the Corpse King suddenly laughed.
"Hahaha, I'll let you know today, you're an idiot," Lin Feng suddenly shouted in the loudest voice, showing no weakness.
"You say, whatever we compare, whatever we compare, you will lose," the Corpse King said angrily.
"Hmph, let's breathe in," Lin Feng said with a sneer. Hearing this, Kang Er was taken aback, glanced at Lin Feng, and seemed to understand Lin Feng's intentions a little.
"Inhale, hahaha, is this still worth comparing, just looking at the stomach, winning or losing is obvious," the corpse king suddenly laughed.
"Hmph, you don't dare to compare," Lin Feng said.
"Well, it's better than inhaling to make you die," the Corpse King said with a laugh.
"Okay, you come first," Lin Feng said.
"Okay, I'll come first," the Corpse King laughed. Then, he opened his huge mouth, which was as big as a water tank.
"Whew, suck" The Corpse King suddenly inhaled, and a violent wind was suddenly formed that was visible to the naked eye.
"Take advantage of now," Lin Feng suddenly said to Kang'er. Hearing this, Kang Er immediately grabbed Lin Feng's clothes behind his back and threw them into that strong current. As soon as he entered the wind flow, Lin Feng felt a powerful suction. Following the wind flow, Lin Feng was sucked into his mouth by the corpse king like lightning. This process is long to say, but it actually happens between lightning and flint. As soon as the Corpse King inhaled, Lin Feng flew in, and the Corpse King didn't have time to react at all. As soon as Lin Feng entered the mouth of the corpse king, he wiped the ring, and there was an extra purple sword in his hand, this purple long sword was used by Ah Da who was following Wang Tieyi, when Ah Da and Ah Er were killed by Kong Siming, Ah Da's purple long sword and Ah Er's snake head steel mace were given to Lin Feng by Kong Siming. Lin Feng clenched the purple sword and flew down the wind flow towards the corpse king's throat. When he flew to the soft palate hanging in an inverted triangle, Lin Feng's eyes were quick, and he immediately stabbed the purple into the soft palate of the Corpse King. With this resistance, Lin Feng steadied his body to avoid being sucked into his stomach by the Corpse King.
"What are you doing, stinky boy?" the Corpse King shouted. If the zombie's face muscles can move, there should be some anger on the face of the corpse king at this time, but the corpse king is also a zombie after all, although he speaks loudly, his face is still lifeless and calm.
"Hahaha, I'm curious about the internal structure of zombies, come in and study it," Lin Feng said with a laugh. At this time, the Corpse King was no longer breathing, so without the blowing force of the wind, Lin Feng just used the purple long sword to climb up, and finally hugged the Corpse King's soft palate tightly to prevent it from falling.
"Stinky boy, you come out for me," the Corpse King said angrily. With the corpse king's big drink, the corpse king's throat would vibrate violently, causing the soft palate to also vibrate violently, but fortunately, Lin Feng was clever and hugged the corpse king's soft palate early in the morning. The soft palate of the Corpse King is almost an inverted triangle shape, with a spherical ball of flesh like a large water tank at the bottom, and a cylindrical pillar of flesh about half a meter thick in the middle. Lin Feng was holding the cylindrical meat pillar with both hands at this time, and his buttocks were sitting on the spherical meat ball below. Although the huge vibration generated by the corpse king's speech would make the soft palate vibrate greatly, Lin Feng felt like he was sitting on a piece of soft cotton, swaying with the soft palate, like swinging.
"Hehe, I won't come out, it's warm here, I'm going to spend the winter here," Lin Feng said with a laugh.
"Lin Feng, aren't you going to try to breathe in with me?" the Corpse King said suddenly.
"Hahaha, you idiot, if it weren't for that, how could I be here now," Lin Feng said with a smile.
"Bastard, what do you want to do?" said the Corpse King angrily when he realized that he had been fooled.
"I want to put some thunderbolt beads in your head to see if your head is hard, or if my thunderbolt beads are powerful, haha," Lin Feng smiled.
"Stinky boy, you come out for me, or I'll kill your good friend," the corpse king suddenly looked at Kang Er coldly and said angrily. Hearing this, two blushes quickly rose on Kang'er's face.
"Dead zombie, what nonsense are you talking about, who is his favor," Kang'er said angrily.
"Whoosh," Lin Feng suddenly shot a thunderbolt bead into the roof of the Corpse King's jaw.
With a "boom", the thunderbolt exploded violently, blasting a charred black hole in the soft flesh of the corpse king's jaw.
"Oops, it hurts, little bastard, what are you doing?" the Corpse King suddenly roared. If the Corpse King's facial muscles could move, he would have a painful and angry expression at this time.
"Talking nonsense is punishable," Lin Feng said with a smile.
"Bastard, I'm going to pick your skin," Suddenly, the Corpse King stretched out his right index finger and thumb and put them into his mouth, trying to grab Lin Feng. Lin Feng was shocked when he suddenly saw two huge fingers reaching in. But then he was not afraid, because the Corpse King's fingers could not reach his place at all. Lin Feng only saw that the Corpse King's index finger and thumb were like a huge pliers, and he wanted to stretch in and clamp himself, but there was only half a meter away from him, and he couldn't reach in anymore. Although the Corpse King is huge, the proportions of his body are the same as those of ordinary people. An ordinary person can't put his fingers on the soft palate of his throat.
Lin Feng then wiped the ring, and there was an extra dagger in his hand, and then Lin Feng used the purple long sword and dagger to climb up along the corpse king's trachea. The Corpse King also sensed that Lin Feng was crawling in the direction of his head, and he also understood Lin Feng's intentions. There is only one way to kill zombies, and that is to destroy the zombie's head. If you attack from the outside, the Corpse King's defensive ability is very strong, and Lin Feng and Kang Er have no way. So Lin Feng wanted to attack from the inside, it was full of internal organs, and there was almost no defense.
"Come out, little bastard," the Corpse King was immediately furious. Then the Corpse King suddenly opened his big mouth and inhaled and exhaled desperately, hoping to use the powerful wind to suck Lin Feng into his stomach and corrode it, or squirt it out.