Lin Tian could be sure that it had been less than a week since the residents on the other side came in.

And in such a short period of time, Xiao Hei has already seen that these people are not ordinary people, and Lin Tian has to express his admiration for Xiao Hei's observation.

has this kind of ability, don't go to be a judge or something, and really give in.

Of course, he is more concerned about how Xiao Hei provokes ghosts and gods than the question of Xiao Hei's unyielding talent.

Although there are ghosts in this world, ghosts and monsters are not common, and more folk legends are just circulating, which is groundless.

Really encounter ghosts,It's not much bigger than buying a lottery ticket and winning the first prize,After all, there are only those who buy lottery tickets,Basically, someone will win every day,And there are so many people on the earth,But there may not be people hitting ghosts every day。

At the same time, he can also be sure that during these three days, the ghost did not pester Xiao Hei, at least he did not come to the community with Xiao Hei.

Because if a ghost really descended on this community, he would definitely be able to sense it immediately.

So......

"Let's not talk about who lives in the opposite door, about the ghost you bumped into, can you tell me how you provoked that thing?"

Next, Xiao Hei told about his thrilling ghost encounter.

It all started four days ago.

Four days ago, Xiao Hei went out to socialize with a group of fox friends and dogs, and he didn't come back until 11 o'clock in the middle of the night.

I drank a lot of wine, and when I went back, I had a few fires, but the car didn't start.

He felt that he was drunk, and his fox friends and dog friends had already left, and he felt that he might have to sleep outside alone, so Xiao Hei called himself a substitute driver while he was still awake.

What impressed her was that the substitute driver turned out to be a girl.

In the middle of the night, close to eleven o'clock, a girl in her early twenties came out to drive, a rare situation that made her remember deeply.

At the same time, looking at it with drunken eyes, he felt that the girl seemed to be a little familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it.

After thinking about it for a while, there was really no relevant memory, so he gave up thinking about it, thinking that it might be somewhere he had accidentally met, but he hadn't communicated, so he had a vague impression.

Thinking about it, he fell asleep in his seat because he had drunk a little too much.

Before falling asleep, a question flashed through his mind - did I tell my sister the address of my house?

It's just that feeling the car moving, he thinks he should have said it, otherwise how could the girl know where to drive.

In a daze, Xiao Hei seemed to hear the voice of a girl shouting for help, and a question sounded in his ears, as if asking if he wanted to stop and take a look.

Xiao Hei was dizzy and sleepy, and shook his head without thinking about it.

"Don't care, last time I met a woman who was chasing the car in the middle of the night and shouting for help, I stopped the car to see the situation, but the woman was 'playing games' with her boyfriend, I got out of the car purely nosy, and asked the man to bring me a brick, saying that I had thoughts about his girlfriend. ”

Xiao Hei, who had learned from the past, muttered an explanation and fell asleep again.

This time, there were no more accidents on the road.

When Xiao Hei asked about a mixed body fragrance that he couldn't tell what kind of smell it was, he felt that someone was gently pushing him.

When she opened her eyes, she saw that the driving girl was looking at herself, and when she saw that she was awake, the girl smiled and told Xiao Hei that she was home. 、

Xiao Hei didn't doubt him, so he paid directly and sent the girl away.

When he saw his sister leave, he also asked, 'Do you need to send you, it's not safe at night'.

The girl looked back at him meaningfully, said 'no,' and turned away.

Seeing that the substitute driver girl was gone, Xiao Hei turned around and walked into the unit building.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but he always felt that the unit building that night was empty, as if no one lived in it, giving people an eerie feeling.

But under the anesthetic effect of alcohol, he didn't even think much about it, and directly found his door, took out the key to open the door and walked in.

has lived here for a few years, and Xiao Hei will not be sure about his own environment with his eyes closed, even if he is drunk, there is no accident.

After entering the house, Xiao Hei first went to the bathroom to take a shower, washed off the smell of alcohol, changed into pajamas, and then went back to the bedroom.

According to the previous situation, the black sister-in-law should have fallen asleep at this time.

Hei Sister-in-law is a very self-disciplined person with a very regular life, and has the habit of getting up early and going to bed early.

However, this time, when Xiao Hei pushed the door in, he found that Hei's sister-in-law was leaning on the head of the bed and holding a copy of "Goodbye, Firefly Alley" quietly flipping through.

At that moment, Xiao Hei's brain was dazed for a moment, and he didn't remember that his daughter-in-law liked to read this book!

Seeing Xiao Hei come in, Hei's sister-in-law put the book on the bedside table, smiled at Xiao Hei, and said softly, "I'm back!"

At that moment, Xiao Hei subconsciously shuddered.

The sky can see pity, don't look at the black sister-in-law's weekdays, she is as warm as water and amiable, but the two things that the black sister-in-law doesn't like the most are drinking and returning late.

And now he was drunk and dreamed of death, and when he got home at eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, the black sister-in-law actually smiled softly at him.

Not normal, absolutely not normal!

There are eagle feathers!

Well, let me find out what the conspiracy is.

made up his mind in his heart, Xiao Hei's anger rose from his heart, and evil was born to the side of his guts.

With a 'poof', he grabbed a pillow and knelt on the ground.

Well, the black sister-in-law is very gentle, never physically punishes Xiao Hei, and never plays any domestic violence.

Even if you kneel on the washboard, kneel on the remote control, kneel durian, and kneel on instant noodles, it will not really hurt Xiao Hei's kneeling.

According to Hei Sister-in-law, kneeling is just an attitude, not necessarily hurting, but that feeling.

As long as you kneel, it's fine, there is no need to hurt yourself, so generally speaking, when Xiao Hei bears the family law, he will put something thick under his knees.

Well, it's not that Xiao Hei cherishes herself, but that Hei's sister-in-law feels sorry for her own man, and she is afraid that her man will hurt her knees.

However, for this gentleness of Hei's sister-in-law, Xiao Hei accepted it with peace of mind, but at the same time, he burst into tears.

Cause......

Whether it is kneeling on the washboard, kneeling on the remote control, kneeling durian skin, kneeling instant noodles, the black sister-in-law cherishes putting a pillow on his knees.

But I can't stand the same requirements as not adding pillows, such as "kneeling on the washboard without shaking", "kneeling on the remote control without changing the channel", "kneeling durian skin without bending thorns", and "kneeling instant noodles without slag"!

Just imagine, after adding a soft pillow, if you want to achieve this extreme, the difficulty coefficient is definitely increased geometrically!

Of course, the biggest benefit is that you won't get hurt, and in a sense, this benefit is a disadvantage.

Because you can't get hurt, there's no way to pretend to be injured and apply to stop, especially after the request to start kneeling again!

This seems to be a welfare treatment, which properly makes Xiao Hei want to cry in the gentle township!

Well, speaking of which, this method of the black sister-in-law seems to be quite effective for creatures like dishonest boyfriends.

At least Xiao Hei was cleaned up and obedient, and when he saw the abnormal performance of his sister-in-law, he subconsciously brought his own pillow for the big guy to kneel.

It's just that this time, Xiao Hei miscalculated again.

He thought that no matter what kind of conspiracy was hidden behind his daughter-in-law's gentleness, there would be no way to perform it after this kneeling.

However, he still underestimated the combat effectiveness of the black sister-in-law, and also forgot the famous saying called the famous saying that the Tao is one foot high and the magic is one foot high.

Therefore, until he was thrown on the bed by his sister-in-law, Xiao Hei did not react from his bewilderment.

Then, he felt a warmth, a warmth.

The whole person of the black sister-in-law got into his arms.

And then ......

The clouds and rain, the water is shining, and all these things are not enough for outsiders.

However, being drunk is drunk after all.

A person who drinks a lot, especially a half-dead person who drinks a lot, may know that under the anesthesia of a large amount of alcohol, sometimes in the face of certain temptations, even real men will be unable to do so because of the dullness of the reflex nerves.

So......

When the fierce battle was in full swing, Xiao Hei, who was passively facing the battle, fell asleep so drunk.

Then, a battle without a victory or defeat suddenly died down, making the black sister-in-law lying on him stunned.

However, being drunk is drunk, and whether you are playing and singing, or grinding your ears and temples, it is impossible to wake up a person who pretends to be asleep...... Well, no, it's impossible to wake up a really drunk person.

So......

There was nothing to say all night, and the black sister-in-law can be said to have come and returned disappointed.

Therefore, early the next morning, when Xiao Hei got up, he saw a black sister-in-law sitting on the edge of the bed sulking.

Thinking of what happened last night, thinking that he actually fell asleep without a fight, facing the black sister-in-law with a black face, Xiao Hei could only laugh in a low voice.

"Wife, I drank too much last night, I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it, I will definitely compensate you tonight!"

Xiao Hei licked his face and hugged his sister-in-law, however, it was okay if he didn't say it, but as soon as the words came out, Sister-in-law's face became even more ugly.

Syllable!

A slap slapped off Xiao Hei's arm holding her, and there was something called anger burning in Hei's eyes.

"Okay, you black-hearted maggot!

Do you know how worried I was when I waited for you until midnight last night, and how worried I was when you didn't come back last night?"

In a word, Xiao Hei was stunned on the spot!

"Didn't come back until midnight?"

Xiao Hei smiled flatteringly, "Wife, don't tease, how could you not come back, I came back before twelve o'clock, and I slept in this bed, and even before going to sleep, we fought for half a time."

You're accusing me of not coming back? Isn't that lying with your eyes open?

I didn't come back, so who did I fight with in last night's battle? Could it be that I was with a ghost?"

As soon as the words came out, looking at the increasingly gloomy face of the black sister-in-law, Xiao Hei's heart suddenly froze.

"Old ...... Wife, you can't be serious, right?"