Chapter 56: I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air
As the saying goes, I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.
At this moment, a basin of water fell from the sky, and the air was instantly quiet and suffocated.
Standing there stunned, facing everyone's strange eyes, Ye Hanluo didn't know how to deal with himself.
Speaking of which, this may be the common problem of these young people who wear various halos on weekdays.
Because I have been carrying various halos since I was a child, and because I have never experienced the setback of failure, I often feel overwhelmed when facing the first failure in my life.
Fortunately, Ye Hanluo is not alone...... Eh, don't go if you say the author is scolding, see you on the playground after school.
Ye Hanluo is not fighting alone, there are hundreds of melon-eating people around him.
These melon-eating people, although they are mainly to watch the excitement, there is no shortage of enthusiastic audiences.
Like what...... Lin Tian.
Seeing Ye Hanluo standing there embarrassed, watching an ambitious young man take a hit, Lin Tian sighed in his heart, he couldn't bear to continue to suffer from everyone's eyes.
Therefore, Lin Tian took a step forward and prepared to relieve Ye Hanluo and resolve the embarrassment of the other party's situation.
"Classmate, your head is green. ”
Walking to Ye Hanluo's side, Lin Tian patted the other party's shoulder.
It is worth mentioning that when patting the other party's shoulder, his hand was wrapped in immortal yuan, after all, this foot washing water......
Feeling that his shoulder was tapped twice, Ye Hanluo turned his head to look at Lin Tian with a blank face, and he didn't react to what the other party said.
Seeing this, Lin Tian shook his head and kindly reminded again, "Classmate, your head is green." ”
This time, Ye Hanluo reacted.
He winked at Lin Tian with a cute expression, as if he was analyzing the meaning of Lin Tian's words.
"The head, it's green. ”
Seeing that Ye Hanluo still reacted like this, Lin Tian stretched out his hand and pointed at Ye Hanluo's head, with a look of "I kindly remind you".
Ye Hanluo: "......"
"Classmate, head ......"
Before Ye Hanluo could speak, Lin Tian shouted again.
It's just that this time, Lin Tian didn't finish a word, and Ye Hanluo broke out first.
"What's wrong with being green?
What's wrong with being green?"
"Huh, tell me, what does it matter to you that I'm green?
I'm green, I like, I'm proud!
If you want to live a good life, you have to have a little green on your head, can you manage it?
I'm green, I let you sleep with my daughter-in-law?"
Under Lin Tian's repeated reminders, Ye Hanluo finally reacted to what Lin Tian said.
It's just that after reacting to the meaning of the words "head green", Ye Hanluo didn't have the slightest gratitude to Lin Tian in his heart.
MMP, being cuckolded by his wife, who will be upset about his face, right?
Even if ordinary people catch rape in bed, they don't want to make a big fuss, just because this kind of thing is not good-looking on both sides.
But what's the matter with this thing in front of me? In front of so many people, I told me over and over again that my head was green, because I was afraid that others would not know that my wife had put a hat on me?
What's wrong with me being green?
Are you sleeping with my wife? You're so active in reporting the news.
In his heart, Ye Hanluo suddenly felt a feeling of restlessness.
It's as if a clown standing on the stage is stared at tightly by countless pairs of playful eyes.
That kind of feeling, for people who don't have a good mental capacity, is definitely not a feeling that can make people relax.
Subconsciously turned his head and looked at the complicated look in the eyes of the onlookers, Ye Hanluo's mind was suddenly stunned.
When will I have a wife?
"Bastard, you're cheating me?"
After realizing that he didn't have a wife at all, Ye Hanluo stared at Lin Tian fiercely, eager to devour Lin Tiansheng alive.
Originally, chasing the girl was hit, and Ye Hanluo was in a state of poor brain circuits.
Lin Tian's sentence "Your head is green", combined with the scene at this time, Ye Hanluo, who made his brain a little short-circuited, subconsciously thought that he was cuckolded by his wife, and then someone broke it.
Therefore, those previous reactions were all subconscious instincts.
And it wasn't until now, after being angry with Lin Tian, reconnecting the brain circuits, and officially returning to IQ, that Ye Hanluo reacted.
I was actually brought to the rhythm.
Facing Ye Hanluo's murderous gaze, Lin Tian said that there was not the slightest pressure.
Looking intently at Ye Hanluo's hateful gaze, Lin Tian's demeanor was natural, without the slightest psychological pressure.
Instead, Ye Hanluo turned his gaze away under pressure after staring at each other for a few seconds.
"You're just green on your head, and I don't even have a girlfriend!"
Although he shifted his gaze, although he was coaxed in a silent contest.
But this did not mean that Ye Hanluo would let Lin Tian break dirty water on his head.
was greened, this kind of thing spreads, it will make a man unable to raise his head in his life, once this kind of rumor spreads, it will definitely be a disaster for Ye Hanluo, a flower cherisher who cherishes his reputation.
It's just that as soon as his words fell, he saw the young man on the other side looking at him with a strange face, and that look seemed to be looking at an alien who didn't understand the language.
"Classmate, I'm talking about your head being green, not that you're being cuckolded. ”
When Lin Tian said the first half of his sentence, Ye Hanluo almost couldn't help but do it directly.
It's just that after listening to the second half of Lin Tian's words, he keenly discovered something.
The head is green, not cuckolded.
That......
Subconsciously, Ye Hanluo reached out and wiped it off his pants pocket.
As a flower cherisher of a civilized campus, Ye Hanluo pays special attention to his image, and he must bring a mirror when he goes out.
With a bad premonition in his heart, Ye Hanluo took out a small mirror and took a look.
With just one glance, Ye Hanluo was stunned.
Leaf!
A green leaf, impartially attached to the middle of his head.
The head is green, it's so green.
Reaching out to pluck the green leaf, Ye Hanluo looked at Lin Tian stupidly.
"You said your head is green, is it this green?"
Hearing this, Lin Tian blinked his eyes a few times and nodded as a matter of course.
"Otherwise? Which green do you think?
Young people nowadays, young people, what do they have in their heads!"
After speaking, shaking his head with emotion, Lin Tian turned around and walked out of the crowd, leaving everyone with a lonely background.
"Alas, the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient!"
In the distance, Lin Tian's sigh came from outside the crowd.
Ye Hanluo: "......" I have an MMP, I must talk about it!
"Boom~"
When Lin Tian's figure completely disappeared from everyone's sight, the onlookers who ate melons reacted from the farce just now.
The next moment, the earth-shattering laughter came, and the atmosphere of the scene was detonated.
There is no more awkward silence in the air.
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