Chapter 7: Flying with a Cheeky Face
These two people, one of them didn't leave, they had to interview Ye Chong, the other was fierce and domineering, they had to be Ye Chong's girlfriend, and they were pin-to-needle with each other, and they were inseparable, which really made Ye Chong troubled.
In the early morning of the fifth day, Ye Chong couldn't bear it anymore, and said to Lai Houyan: "You have to see my divine skills and martial arts, don't you?"
Lai was overjoyed, and nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice.
Ye Chong said: "Okay, you come with me!"
Lai Houyan hid on the balcony and said with a bitter face: "This ...... Hehe......" said and glanced at Miss Long.
Ye Chong turned back to Long Zixuan and said, "Don't beat him first, let him go out with me first." ”
Long Zixuan said angrily: "No!"
Ye Chong frowned, and said impatiently: "You let him go out with me first, and then I'll put him back later, okay?"
Long Zixuan said loudly word by word: "No!"
Ye Chong said helplessly to Lai Houyan: "Okay, open the door, I'll show you on the balcony." ”
Lai Houyan snorted: "But my camera?"
Ye Chong said: "It doesn't matter, you see if it's good first, and then take the camera." ”
Lai said cheekily: "Okay, then I'll use my mobile phone first." As he spoke, he carefully let Ye Chong in, for fear that Miss Long would take advantage of the situation.
Ye Chong pulled Lai Houyan to the edge of the balcony, pointed down, and asked, "Is it tall?"
Ye Chong's family lived on the 24th floor, and Lai Houyan looked down, and couldn't help but feel a little dizzy, and said in a trembling voice: "High." ”
Ye Chong said, "Is it high?"
Lai said cheekily: "High." ”
Ye Chong said: "What do you think will happen from here?"
Lai Houyan was startled, involuntarily took a step back, and said with a dry laugh: "Don't be kidding." ”
Ye Chong said: "Who is joking with you and telling you, in fact, I know a lot of immortals, what the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother or something, it's not a problem, by the way, do you want to interview Lord Yama?"
Lai Houyan listened to the more he said, the more outrageous it became, and he couldn't help but secretly furious, and replied casually: "Of course I think about it." As soon as the words fell, he suddenly felt that the back of his neck was lifted up, but Ye Chong was gone. He heard someone behind him say, "I'll send you to Hades." Listening to the voice, it was vaguely Ye Chong, and he couldn't help but be shocked, and suddenly felt that his body was light, and the whole person was thrown into the sky, and he was suddenly frightened, shouting for help, the voice was abrupt and weird, and it was even farther than his snoring.
Long Zixuan was known for not knowing the severity of his shot, and when he saw Ye Chong raise his hand, he threw Lai Houyan out, and couldn't help but be shocked, and shouted loudly: "You don't want to die!" and rushed to the balcony, suddenly realizing that Ye Chong was gone, and this surprise was even worse: "Could it be that he ...... Did he jump off the building to his death?" suddenly his mind went blank, and it took a long time to come back to his senses, and then he pushed open the door, and ran downstairs like crazy, forgetting the elevator.
Lai Houyan's body fell down rapidly, and when he thought that he was about to fall to the ground and die, he couldn't help but feel desolate in his heart: "Why am I so low-minded and brazenly relying on other people's interviews? What am I so busy and tired for? Is it for my parents, wife and children, or for myself?" If it is for my parents, wife and children, I get together with them less and leave more, and I rarely see each other a few times a year, and I don't even remember what my child looks like, does he already call him Dad, or is he still babbling? If it is for myself, then what have I done? What was once a literary dream, once a great ambition, is still only a small one, alas...... It's a pity ......"
Ye Chong saw Lai Houyan falling rapidly, less than three feet off the ground, and immediately exerted his point of view, holding his armpit and lifting it hard. Unbeknownst to him, Na Lai's cheeky fall was extremely powerful, and he actually borrowed the power of his phantom body three times in a row, which stopped him firmly on the ground. He patted him on the shoulder and smiled, "How is it? How does Hades look?"
At this time, Long Zixuan had already run out of breath, and when she saw that the two of them were fine, her heart was relieved, so she was out of breath and scolded: "You...... You bastard, you scared the hell out of me!...... How unreasonable!" Gollum swallowed his saliva, moistened his throat, and said, "You...... Are you really a god? I ...... My dad said I was still ...... Still don't believe it. ”
Lai Houyan sat on the ground and cried for a while, and suddenly laughed again. Ye Xuan and the others were secretly frightened: "This person won't be scared crazy, right?" Ye Chong regretted that he was too reckless.
At this time, several security guards heard the screams for help and rushed over, and when they saw this person crying and laughing, they looked at me, I looked at you, and they didn't know what was going on.
After Lai smiled cheekily, he suddenly stood up, took a deep breath, and strode towards the entrance of the community.
Ye Chong shouted, "Brother Lai, you ...... What are you?"
Na Lai's cheeky face seemed to have not heard it, and he chanted in a long voice: "'There is no vulgar rhyme, and sex loves Qiu Shan. fell into the dust net by mistake and went for thirty years. 'Hahaha, I fell into the dust net by mistake and went for thirty years. Suddenly stopped and said: "Little brother Ye Chong, thank you for saving me today, thank you!" After that, there was another long laugh, and his figure disappeared in the middle of the shadows and flowers.
Long Zixuan was puzzled: "He...... Is he crazy?"
Ye Chong looked at the direction where Lai Houyan was going and nodded deeply.
When the two returned to Ye Chong's house, Long Zixuan ran to the balcony to look down, couldn't help but gasp, and asked, "How did you save him from such a tall building......?" Are you really a god?" At this time, the sky was already dark, and I could see what was going on downstairs.
Ye Chong smiled and said, "Do you want to try it too?"
Long Zixuan's head shook like a buleng drum, frowned and said, "The ghost will try again." ”
Suddenly, there was a whistle downstairs, which was particularly harsh in this quiet morning.
Long Zixuan snorted and said, "Which bastard bastard, you pressed the horn so loudly early in the morning!?" What can I do? I don't want to go back with him. As he spoke, he twisted his body vigorously.
Ye Chong was surprised: "Your father is here?"
Long Zixuan hurriedly said: "That's it, it's really annoying!"
Ye Chong looked down from the balcony and found a Mercedes-Benz slowly parked downstairs under the guidance of the security guard.
Long Zixuan said: "Ye Chong, don't be blind, help me think of a way." ”
Ye Chong sighed and said, "There is a storage room on the rooftop, why don't you go there and hide first?"
Long Zixuan was overjoyed and said, "Okay, okay, where is it?" Take me there." She was happy on her face, but even happier in her heart: "Since he is willing to hide me, it means that he doesn't want me to go, does he already like me a little bit?"