Facing the eyes of the students in the classroom, Wang Boxue had an urge to vomit blood.

It's so ruthless!

This trick is too ruthless!

The heat of last night's events has not subsided, and many people are still talking about his glorious deeds last night, and today another basin was buckled on his head.

Wang Boxue couldn't help but wonder if he had offended a passing immortal.

First of all, I made a good confession, and the roses I bought turned out to be those things.

Today, I wanted to pit Lin Tianyi, but in the end, I actually pitted myself again.

That's right, Wang Boxue clearly remembered that he received 99 roses from the little flower girl, and he also clearly knew that he was on fire yesterday.

It's just that, even so, the good roses would turn into those things, such an obvious bizarre event, but it didn't attract his attention in the slightest.

It's not that he doesn't think about it, it's that he doesn't think about it at all.

After all, Lin Tian was just playing with him, but he didn't want to make him doubt himself.

A certain black hand is more fulfilling.

A little trick of confusion successfully pitted Wang Boxue into a dung pit.

It is conceivable that after today, when Wang Boxue goes out again, there will definitely be a sensation of a shell crossing the road, and everyone will avoid him.

After all, this is a male-female commodity, and when he is with a woman, he is attacking, and when he is with a man, he is incarnated.

Such a king is erudite, who dares to approach?

Perverted, but contagious!

Looking at the sensational scene in the classroom and looking at the time, it was almost time for a class to end.

The old professor didn't stay long, and after shouting "end class", he walked out of the classroom door with his textbook.

As a democratic and open professor, he wants to give his students some space of their own, right?

The old professor had just stepped out of the door, and the next moment, there was a burst of laughter in the classroom.

"Poof!

It turned out that Wang Boxue turned out to be such a person, no wonder the last time he came to our dormitory, he stared at the eight pack abs in our dormitory. ”

"yes, yes, yes, I remember, the last time I ran, he took the opportunity to touch my ass!"

", brother, you were so insulted by him? If I and I beat him to death, his mother wouldn't recognize him!"

"Damn, he usually looks like a dog, how did I know he was a gay!"

It's a circle of boys.

"Hey, Wang Boxue turned out to be a little sufferer. ”

", it's eye-catching! Sure enough, men and men are true love, and from now on, this palace will become a fan of Wang Erudite. ”

"Hey, auntie, hurry up and shut up, don't you know what to do?"

"Yes, yes, don't forget that this is for both men and women. ”

"Think about last night's video ......"

"Huh~" Listening to the words of his companions, the one who just said that he wanted to turn fans couldn't help but get goosebumps.

"You...... You guys...... Poof!"

Listening to the more and more outrageous remarks, and even when a classmate put the accidental pregnancy of the old sow next door to himself, Wang Boxue finally became angry and successfully fainted.

Before fainting, his only thought was: The one who said that Lao Tzu sowed the old sow, Lao Tzu has never been to your poor country, how could it be possible for your old sow to get pregnant unexpectedly?"

It's just that he didn't shout this sentence, and he had already fainted.

Perhaps, he should also be glad that he didn't shout.

"Ah, I'm dizzy! Young people nowadays just don't take care of themselves.

Look at the toss for yourself, I can't stand it and faint after taking a class.

It's a lot of fun on weekdays!"

Seeing Wang Boxue fall to the ground, Lin Tian took a step back and made a look of 'don't lie to me, it has nothing to do with me', but his mouth was still talking cool words.

Everyone: "......" This Nima is also damaged, right?

What a hatred, it has fainted the popularity, and it hurts people so mercilessly.

Can't you accumulate some virtue when you're old?

Lin Tian said, why is he accumulating virtue? Heavenly Dao will not issue him a certificate of three good immortals.

In Lin Tian's complaint, Wang Boxue was carried away by several roommates who were holding back the nausea in his heart and sent to the infirmary.

The main owner walked away, and there was no more excitement to watch, and the classmates quickly dispersed.

Everyone left, and Lin Tian also left with the flow of people, and walked out of the teaching area in a leisurely manner.

At the same time as Lin Tian left, a news about Wang Erudite both men and women was still a recipient slowly spread on campus.

As more people know about it, the name of Wang Erudite has become loud in Jiangnan University to the point where it can stop girls from going out at night.

Leaving the teaching building, Lin Tian stood at the door of the teaching building and whistled loudly.

Under this sound, many people have attracted sideways glances, and even some girls continue to secretly cast attention to them.

At the same time that the crowd was attracted, a black shadow flashed from outside the crowd and rushed into Lin Tian's arms.

"Meow~ (Lin Tian, you finally came out.) ）”

"Hehe, Erbai is in a hurry, what are you doing outside?"

"Meow~ (Hang out.) ）”

“......”

One person and one cat, communicating in a way that is difficult for outsiders to understand, walked towards the school gate.

"Bang!"

Just when Lin Tian had just walked to the square at the school gate, a bang exploded in his ears, so frightened that Erbai subconsciously shrank into Lin Tian's arms, and covered his eyes with his front paws.

When Erbai looked at the source of the sound through his front paws covering his eyes, he saw a very beautiful woman walking towards Lin Tian with her hands behind her back.

And behind the girls, there were several other girls, holding a gift flower tube in their hands.

The sound just now was obviously made by these ceremonial flowers.

Just when Erbai didn't understand what these people were going to do, the girl had already walked in front of Lin Tian.

"Lin Tian, I like you, be my boyfriend. ”

As the words fell, the girl took out her hands from behind her back and magically conjured a bouquet of roses.

Lin Tian: "...... what are the days of these two days? Could it be that the five elements are in harmony with roses? Why can you see roses everywhere you go?"

Lowering his head and looking at the girl holding the rose in her hand, with apprehension on her face and anticipation in her eyes, Lin Tian was a little puzzled.

Who is responsible for this woman's business?

As soon as this thought came to mind, Lin Tian's brain, which was more powerful than the speed of a supercomputer, began to operate, and in less than a breath, he had already recalled the memory of this girl.

Su Zijin, a girl who integrates atmosphere, gentleness, and intellectuality, is regarded as a goddess by countless otaku and non-otaku in school.

It's just that what makes Lin Tian feel strange is that she only had a one-sided relationship with this girl when she was just enrolled in school and was still in school, why did she confess to herself in a good manner?

Love at first sight?

We are urban literature, how can such an unscientific thing appear!