Chapter 303: Cute
readx;?β Yan Shunhua, Yan Shunhua, Yan Shunhua!"
He kept babbling, and when he saw that she didn't mean to answer at all, he just kept repeating her name like a repeater. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
It's just that unfortunately, Yan Shunhua was so tired today that he was a little impatient at first and wanted to quarrel with him to vent his anger, and he fell asleep unconsciously.
Shen Jingyuan was annoyed for half a night, and finally he was reluctant to wake her up, so he had to cover the quilt and sleep unhappily.
The next day, the contact between the two was still uninterrupted, but no matter what Shen Jingyuan said, she acted as if she hadn't heard it, and went her own way as always, completely ignoring his voice.
"Don't lower your waist too much, your knees can't go beyond your toes. I said, what the hell is wrong with you today, and you've forgotten all the moves you've learned?"
Seeing that Yun Shangbin's eyes were stunned and he refused to make direct contact with him, Yan Shunhua deliberately ran to him and grabbed his clothes.
If you really quit this time, your credit will be negative in my heart. If you want to do something in the future, if you encounter a small difficulty, you will retreat and have no motivation. Are you sure you don't want to do it?"
Yun Shangbin cried with a sad face, "Can you take your hand away and talk about it?"
"Can't!"
Yan Shunhua said fiercely that it was not okay, but in the end, he loosened his shirt and directly hooked his shoulders and back, but he didn't threaten to strangle his neck hard. "Tell me, if you speak with sincerity and reason, I'll let you go. β
"Don't, don't. Men and women don't kiss, and they don't sit at the same table at the age of seven, and it's not good to be seen. β
Yun Shangbin, who didn't fall asleep after thinking about it all night when he went back last night, finally came to a conclusion, that is, the woman in front of him was not his eldest sister.
Because only in this way can he clearly explain his previous doubts, such as the great changes in his eldest sister after he returned. The eating habits are light, and you can still cook a good meal, and the handwriting is different. And the speech is more coherent and logical.
Especially in terms of the temperament of the whole person, it's okay if he doesn't exert his authority, soft and glutinous like a dignified and graceful lady, but once it comes to serious things, you need to look up. But the aura will be wide open. It's like a person who has completely become a person in power.,The ability to control the situation is very strong.γ
In many cases, even her father, the head of the family she feared the most, dared to make jokes to her face, except that she was not his real eldest sister at all, and no matter how you look at it, this change cannot be explained.
It's just that there really is such a person in the world who looks exactly the same? This resemblance is too terrifying, isn't it? Especially if he doesn't touch it carefully, I'm afraid he really can't tell the difference, after all, there is a difference between men and women, if she has the heart to avoid it. He couldn't get close to her all day long to observe.
But her father seemed to treat her quite kindly, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that he really regarded her as his daughter.
Just think of Yun Ting's treatment of Yan Shunhua differently. and scolded himself for not doing enough, he was really naΓ―ve, and his body was weak, and he couldn't help but feel like a girl, Yun Shangbin was angry and felt deeply wronged.
If he knew early on that the person in front of him was not his own sister, but that it was indeed his cousin who had overheard, he would not have gambled to death, and he would not even agree to any nonsense that he was willing to gamble and lose.
Now that even his father agrees, even if he wants to regret it, it's too late.
But the problem is that after knowing that she is very likely not to be his own sister, he feels very awkward. But even this seems to be too late.,It's better to avoid it in the morning.,It's been a few days since then.,Sweating alone and lying on the ground side by side or something.,Think about it, I really shouldn't be.γ
The woman's reputation is greater than the sky, and he seems to be really suspected of damaging her reputation......
Yan Shunhua saw that after he finished speaking, his eyelashes fluttered, and he didn't know what he was thinking, and the corners of his eyes couldn't help twitching.
"What if men and women don't kiss each other? What's the matter with us? I said, is your little brain filled with too many other messy things?"
She patted him on the shoulder fiercely, "Do it, don't want to be lazy, get moving!"
"Don't shoot, don't shoot, I'm not lazy. β
Yun Shangbin continued to do squats while shouting, then lunges, then push-ups, and collapsed on the ground without strength in less than ten years.
"The strength of your upper limbs is too bad, although the strength of your lower limbs is a little better because of the Zama step, but it is not enough, you need to practice a lot. β
"It's light, you can try it, I don't know where the person who taught you learned it, if I thought of it, then I really like self-torture, and I have nothing to do!"
Yun Shangbin did four more supports, and he couldn't move anymore, his hand that was originally just holding the pen trembled.
Yan Shunhua started to do it next to him without saying a word, the speed was not fast, but it was very regular to go up and down, and his breathing was very steady and rhythmic, and he did twenty after a while, then thirty, forty, fifty.
"Okay, okay, stop practicing, don't slap your face like this, it's really ruthless. β
Yun Shangbin got up from the ground, kicked his legs, and then followed the example she taught to do chest expansion exercises on the spot, and when his whole body was relaxed, he began to raise his legs high on the spot.
It's just that although he has the intention to increase the exercise time, his physical fitness can't keep up, and it doesn't take long for him to stop breathing, and he can't continue to do the movements correctly at all.
Yan Shunhua shook his head and stopped him.
"Alright, let's rest. Quality is always more important than quantity. Every movement must strive to be correct or even perfect, otherwise it will only damage the joints and the gains outweigh the losses. β
She handed him a cup of cold white boil, "Drink it in small sips, don't be in a hurry." Wipe the sweat as well. β
After saying that, she didn't care about him, just continued to exercise at her own pace, jumping jacks, raising her legs on the spot, squats, and lunges. Push-ups in various variants, delphinium......
Yun Shangbin was dazzled, she practiced for half an hour until she was sweating profusely before she completely stopped. Jogging in place for a while, kicking and bending over, and finally lifting your legs high on the edge of the table and stretching.
"Do you have to do these weird moves every time you finish?".
Yun Shangbin was a little embarrassed, especially after thinking that she was not his own sister nine times out of ten, so he avoided these big moves, and it was the same for a while. Blushing, he turned sideways to look at her.
"Yes, do it all before and after the workout, it's good for the body to relax. It's not easy to get injured when you're exercising. After it is done, it can also make it difficult for lactic acid to accumulate, and the body will recover more easily, so that it will not be soreness the next day. β
"Why is it a word I don't understand? What is lactic acid?"
Yan Shunhua didn't hear it, and noticed that Shen Jingyuan on the other end was still moving. Amazed.
This man has a lot of understanding. Just listening to her explanations and correcting Yun Shangbin's actions, he learned what she said all the time, and now he is excitedly practicing it.
It's just that no matter how good the martial arts are, they haven't completely done it before, and after such a long series of coherent actions, it is inevitable that they will lose sight of one or the other. Especially after he did it, because his emotions were too high, he inevitably became more radical. Do it faster and faster.
But as the so-called speed is not reached, in the past few days, I have been practicing martial arts too much, and my body is tired, but now I suddenly change my way to practice hard, and my muscles and bones will inevitably be unable to bear the protest.
Fortunately, it was just a flash of waist, and it wasn't too much pain.
Yan Shunhua felt the mistake of that moment, the corners of his mouth twitched, but he still didn't say anything, he talked to Yun Shangbin by himself, and let him go back to study hard after flickering, while he changed his clothes and jogged slowly on the path of his daily exercise outside.
was supposed to run earlier, but just to teach Yun Shangbin those high-intensity interval training movements as soon as possible, he moved the time back.
It's just that what she didn't expect was that after running for a while, she met Shao Jun, who she hadn't seen for many days.
"Shimei, in a hurry, this is, something?"
Shao Jun's eyes lit up when she saw her, but Yan Shunhua was expressionless.
"Brother Shao is good, goodbye, Brother Shao. β
As he spoke, he kept his feet and continued to run forward while maintaining the original rhythm.
Seeing this, Shao Jun raised his eyebrows interestingly, and quickly followed, "If you have something, you might as well tell me, good things can be shared, bad things can be shared, what do you say?"
"If you talk to me, that's a bad thing, and if you keep silent, that's good for you and me. β
Yan Shunhua is very straightforward, and keeping talking to people in the middle of running is really an oxygen-consuming thing and thankless.
Shao Jun laughed, "Shimei is really interesting. β
"No, I'm very dull, if Brother Shao is okay, please go back. β
"I'm really fine, the friend who should be visiting has already visited, but this trip was originally to come to see you, and the two of us didn't talk much. β
"Brother Shao, I just told the truth. If you talk to me, that's a bad thing, and if you keep silent, that's good for you and me. ββ
Yan Shunhua felt that he was a little gasping, and stopped saying anything after speaking.
Shao Jun smiled and didn't speak, but she always followed her and acted as a companion.
"Let him go!"
This time, Shen Jingyuan was unhappy, stopped all the movements, and although her waist was uncomfortable, she still didn't say a word and began to stretch her muscles and bones according to her previous process.
Yan Shunhua naturally did not answer.
"Do you mean to cut me off? You are very patient with others, how can you be so stingy with your smile at me?"
The more he spoke, the more sour his words became, "Originally, I thought that our good things were near, and we could go directly to Yanjia Village to propose relatives at about a certain time." But now it seems that if you don't agree to it for a day, no, if you don't marry me for a day, you won't really take me to heart for a day, right?"
Yan Shunhua involuntarily rolled her eyes when she heard this.
That's really sour. It's just that it's not right!
It doesn't matter if you marry or not, if you like it, if you don't like it, if you don't like it, what she hates the most is the slimy state that doesn't know the essence and progress at all. For her, black is black, white is white, even if she knows that there is indeed a transition zone like gray in the middle, but she can force herself to adapt to things, but there is no room for negotiation emotionally.
The same goes for marriage.
If she had to spend most of her life because of a paper marriage, she would completely settle on a person who she didn't like at all and live a numb and trivial life, she might as well choose to be single to be relaxed.
Thinking that in the past, in modern times, because of her age, she was kindly persuaded by the people around her to find a passable man to marry, she couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth and pull out a mocking arc.
"This is Ben San's age, if you don't marry now, when will you marry?
"Men like to find beautiful people in love, but he doesn't care how beautiful you are when he marries a wife, as long as you don't look too ugly and ugly, you don't have too strong or cowardly temperament, housework or something is not complete, this will not be that, the conditions are so-so, and you will be improvised. β
"Don't pick, girls are too picky, but there is no good result. After this village, there is no such shop, you must know that you must be famous as soon as possible, and you must marry while you are young, even if you can marry when you are old, that man is like you, he is left over by other people! People don't like leftovers when they eat, let alone people who are going to live a lifetime in the future, do you want to live a life with such a person?"
"I feel like I can eat it as a meal? I pay attention to firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, and I have habits.
As for what kind of piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, hops, you just think about it in your dreams. Prince Charming, that's all fairy tales, adults, learn to be responsible for yourself, don't always be like a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl who loves fantasy and pursues some romantic love.
Even if there is really eternal love in this world, it is like the stars in the sky and the moon, which is unattainable. Don't wait, wait, look for another year, stumble around, accidentally become an old aunt, and no one wants to marry in the future. Someone wants that old man who is also a second-married, third-married, or even fourth-fifth-married, has been used by I don't know how many women have used cucumbers, do you like it?"
"yes, yes, that's pretty much it. A man is not tall and handsome even if he has no money or a car, as long as he can provide you with a sheltered home, don't be too ambitious. β
"That's it, men are just houses and ATMs, long-term meal tickets, why are you so entangled? β
"It's okay, men are creatures, they are all aliens from alien planets, and they are not on the same channel as us women at all.
Anyway, it's the same when the lights are turned off, it's just the same function as a cucumber. At most, the practicality may be slightly different, the size and length and the hardness and softness, this depends on personal luck. Instead of talking about feelings, you might as well examine the effectiveness of cucumbers before marriage. β
"Don't be so pessimistic, our era is fine, at least I'm satisfied, I can try it before marriage, and if it doesn't fit, pull it down. Those ancient women are miserable, haha, there is no possibility of this test, the operability is too low, and it may be immersed in the pig cage......"
Something strange came to mind, and Yan Shunhua's expression suddenly became embarrassed.
And Shao Jun, who was watching her from the side, became more and more interested, and felt that the woman in front of her was sweating and entangled with her own existence, which was so cute! )