The incense of the meat floats around, and the Buddha hears the abandonment of Zen and jumps over the wall. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Legend has it that when a group of literati and writers were tasting the dishes, they were fascinated by a show, triggering poetry and immediately chanting verses.

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Doesn't it feel a little familiar, do you look back at the title and see that you want to hit me now? Hahaha, audience man, I was wrong, I'm sorry.

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The above is the rhetoric that Suning explained to Venerable Qingshi. Of course, it was the old man who didn't exist. Venerable Qingshi is a distinguished guest of His Majesty, and Venerable Qingshi has also heard of this kind of thing.

However, Venerable Bluestone wouldn't care about these things. When he reached his realm, he had already understood that he should not force everything. What should come will come, and what should not come will not be obtained.

Of course, if Venerable Qingshi has any special inside information, then Suning doesn't know.

"Buddha jumping over the wall, good name, good name!"

Nima, what's so good, you people will pretend to be forced, why don't I think this name is good? I haven't even told the story of the Buddha jumping over the wall and eating, how is it a good name?

If you don't pretend to force you, you'll die, right!

"Uh...... You say it's okay, as long as you're happy. ”

Suning was not in the mood to scare Venerable Qingshi now, he was already hungry now. From noon to now, there has been no water, and in the central vortex of aroma, I have long been hungry.

What? Why don't you drink water? The more you drink, the more hungry you get......

Why don't you eat something, there will be less food in the imperial dining room?

He doesn't dare to eat what these people make!

Don't say it, you just want to eat Buddha and jump over the wall with your stomach saved!

Not ......

Well, I admit it, no.

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"When is it good, when is it good?"

Only half a minute had passed, and Venerable Qingshi had already asked ten times. If it weren't for Suning's inability to defeat the Bluestone Venerable, he would definitely throw the Bluestone Venerable out now!

Now, though, bear with me!

"Okay, okay?"

Suning ignored him.

"Okay?"

Suning still didn't pay attention to him.

"Okay, no!"

"Get out!"

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As the door of the Imperial Dining Room opened, the aroma of Buddha jumping over the wall quickly swept through the palace like a virus, and everyone could already smell this mouth-watering smell.

The cooks in the imperial dining room have already started working, and if they don't start work again, it will really be too late.

"Oops. ”

"What's wrong?"

"It's got it! it hurts, it hurts!"

"Hey, what are you doing, the water is boiling!"

At this time, the imperial dining room was no longer as orderly as usual, and everyone was no longer able to do so, and they made frequent mistakes. However, Liu Qingshan didn't scold them, so at this time, he was already out of standard, and this dish was not even fried!

How else to eat this!

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"Huh, it must have been made by this kid Suning. ”

The emperor also smelled the smell of the Buddha jumping over the wall for the first time, but he didn't go straight to the imperial dining room like the Venerable Qingshi, after all, he still had official business!

"The order goes down, and no one is allowed to go even half a step near the imperial dining room. ”

The emperor directly ordered the lockdown of the imperial dining room, not that he wanted to protect Suning, but that he really had too many official duties to deal with.

These days, because he frequently goes out of the palace for dinner, he doesn't listen to their advice, and has been waiting for an opportunity. Therefore, in order to avoid being nagged by these people, the emperor still decided to handle his official duties first before going to the imperial dining room.

It seems that as the emperor, you can't do whatever you want! Even someone will take it for your own good, and it is an excuse to do it to protect your safety!

Actually, they are all full!

Therefore, in order to avoid being robbed of things, he directly ordered the imperial dining room to be blocked. Hmph, let's see which of you can fight me!

However, the emperor seems to have missed one person, and that is the Venerable Bluestone!

Venerable Qingshi won't care about the blockade of you, the emperor, and according to Venerable Qingshi's meal, will there be 100 million people who are 100 million years late!

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"Whew, delicious, delicious, so delicious. What it is and why it tastes so delicious. Is this a mushroom? This meat is so tender, so delicious! Hmm, this is called abalone, isn't it, why is it so delicious?"

When the lid of the pot was lifted, nothing actually happened, that is, the chef who was cutting the vegetables collectively cut his hand, and the one who was washing the vegetables threw away the leaves and left the roots. The palace maid hit the wall while walking, and the concubine wore her clothes backwards.

And the emperor threw down the pen.

Fuck you, I'm out today!

After waiting for half an hour, Venerable Bluestone finally waited for the time to boil the pot, his mouth stuffed with the Buddha jumping over the wall, constantly sandwiching the food in the pot.

At this time, Venerable Qingshi seemed to have turned into a chatterbox, and he kept muttering, and his mouth full of food couldn't stop his heart from wanting to speak, but he still said it so clearly!

Suning is going crazy, he has been busy all afternoon, and he actually made a wedding dress for others? According to the speed of the Venerable Qingshi, these five altars of Buddha jumping over the wall are not enough for the Venerable Qingshi to eat alone!

"Leave me some!

It's a pity that Venerable Qingshi didn't seem to hear Suning's roar, and the chopsticks in his hand didn't pause in the slightest.

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"My Emperor's ......"

"Get up, get out of the way. ”

Where did the emperor have time to take care of this group of kneeling people, looking from a distance, he clearly saw that the bluestone Venerable in the door was already in a large chunk!

The concubines, princes and princesses gathered outside the door of the imperial dining room watched the emperor walk into the door, and the only purpose for them to come here was this Buddha jumping over the wall, of course, they didn't know that the thing that emitted this fragrance was called Buddha jumping over the wall, they all smelled the smell.

They expected the emperor to be able to lift the guards, but it backfired, and the emperor had no such plan at all!

When the emperor saw this kind of crowd gathered in front of the door from a distance, he couldn't help but praise his wit. If he hadn't taken the opportunity to block this place, I'm afraid there would only be a little bit of foundation left.

But fortunately, only Venerable Qingshi has passed alone now, and it is not too late for him to come.

Hehe, can the emperor be so shameless! Obviously, you are using your privileges to save time for yourself, can you not be so shameless!

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"Venerable Bluestone. ”

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The atmosphere was very awkward, and Venerable Qingshi didn't have time to deal with the emperor at all. And Suning was too focused to pay attention to the emperor coming. So, the emperor looked at the two who were robbing frantically in embarrassment, and was a little overwhelmed.

Who can tell me how I can pretend to be a constant steal from others for food?!