Chapter 27: "I, Not Me"

In the night, Tao Ergou was petrified by the lake, his mouth open into an "O" shape.

It took him half a minute to digest the sentence.

With a casual gaze, he secretly glanced at the chest of the Black Duck Daozun.

Impossible...... This melancholy eyes, the prominent Adam's apple, and the vicissitudes of the stubble are even more Chun than Brother Chun, and he is a pure man.

Or rather, the seniors just returned from Thailand?

All this is too confusing, too confusing, too spicy for the eyes.

"Look at the sky, I'm just a baby......"

Simple as Tao Ergou, shouting in his heart.

His outlook on life and worldview was being blown to pieces by the pregnant nuclear bomb of Black Duck Daozun, just like broken porcelain, pieces of which were scattered.

"Boy, what kind of eyes are you looking at?"

Black Duck Daozun was furious in his heart, and said with some emptiness: "Don't think about it, Lao Tzu is a 100% pure master!"

"As for the ...... of pregnancy"

He said helplessly: "This is framed!"

Frame?

Tao Ergou was stunned.

I have heard on the news before that a man was framed and went to the hospital to cut a "leather bag", and finally was mistakenly sterilized.

But after all, sterilization is from "have" to "nothing", and pregnancy is from "nothing" to "have"!

What kind of existence can make the male cultivator boss in front of him pregnant through the means of framing?

If he helped Black Duck Daozun, would he be remembered by "that being"?

Even...... By the way, "pregnant" to a shot?

When I thought of myself with a big belly, I worked hard to conceive a baby for ten months. Finally, put on the operating table. The doctor skillfully parted the legs, and the whole arm was stretched in from the indescribable part, and then pulled out......

- Take out a big fat boy who "croaks and falls to the ground".

This picture is terrifying!

, this opportunity must not be wanted.

Tao Ergou interrupted the association in horror, just twisted his body, and found that his entire back had been wet with sweat.

"Uh...... Seniors"

Just when Ergou wanted to refuse, Black Duck Daozun frowned and preemptively said: "It's very rude to interrupt the senior's speech, listen to me finish speaking." ”

Hmph, boy, don't think I didn't see your face.

You want to say no, right?

Finally fooled around, and it still made you run?

Inexistent!

"Alas......"

Black Duck Daozun sighed, and the whole person looked unfathomable in the dark: "Actually...... I, not me. ”

I'm not me?

Who am I?

Where am I from?

Where am I going?

In Tao Ergou's mind, this series of philosophical questions instantly emerged.

Could it be that the pregnant Black Duck Daozun is not the Black Duck Daozun in front of him. Because the Black Duck Daozun in front of him is a man, and the pregnant Black Duck Daozun is a woman, or rather, a female?

That means - hermaphroditism!

Although the Black Duck Daozun is a duck, it may be a strange breed of antiquity, just like a seahorse in the sea, hermaphroditic, able to have children with himself!

What a bunker skill!

"Is this the truth? I admire my logical ability so much!"

Black Duck Daozun said a word, but Tao Ergou's mind had already run away for ten kilometers.

"What are you doing with your head?"

As a party, Black Duck Daozun was speechless. I finally created some sad and solemn atmosphere, and I was preparing to express the depression that had been accumulated in my heart for more than ten years.

But the stunned young man in front of him seems to be on the same channel forever, either skeptical or stupidly self-absorbed.

Is this guy really reliable?

It made Black Duck Daozun a little nervous.

"Uh, senior, you continue. ”

Seeing that the face of the Black Duck Daozun was getting darker and darker, Tao Ergou hurriedly confessed, he decided to keep his wit in his heart, like fame and fortune in the red dust, turning into a cloud of smoke.

A qualified junior must maintain enough humility in front of his seniors.

Tao Ergou faintly felt that he had touched the cultivation realm and the laws of dealing with people.

"Ahem...... Where did you just go?"

"Oh, yes. As soon as I said, I ...... It's not me. ”

By the lake, the voice of the Black Duck Daozun echoed again.

With seven points of melancholy, three points of depression.

"Strictly speaking, I'm just a doppelganger. ”

With his hands behind his back, he looked at the sparkling lake with deep eyes, as if he wanted to go to the bottom of the lake through the night.

"The real body is at the bottom of the lake. And, all the time...... Suffering from the pain of childbirth!"

"That's right. ”

After a pause, Black Duck Daozun glanced back at Tao Ergou and said lightly: "My body is also a man." Also, I haven't been to Thailand either. ”

It was a very abrupt sentence, but it made Tao Ergou feel a chill behind his back and between his legs.

"More than ten years ago, I explored the secret realm of the universe with several Taoist friends in the merger period. After some searching, at the entrance to what you call the Kuiper Belt, you will find an Ancient Cave. ”

"After a few efforts, the harvest is very fruitful. Later, when I returned to Earth, I landed on the edge of the lake, and when I saw the beautiful scenery here, I cultivated the 'Ancient Incarnation Technique' in the spoils of war on a whim......"

Tao Ergou was very well-behaved, standing in place, listening attentively, his watery eyes flickering from time to time, nodding vigorously from time to time, very cooperative.

"Hey...... The problem is this damn trick!"

Black Duck Dao Venerable sighed and was silent for a long time before continuing: "With my cultivation in the merger period, cultivating this kind of supernatural power is simply useless. When I succeeded in splitting out the first out-of-body incarnation, which was 'me', it only took me a stick of incense. ”

"Therefore, in the second half of the exercises, I didn't deduce it seriously at all, so I just continued to practice directly......

"But who knows, in the second half of this exercise, there is a fucking secret door!"

Black Duck Daozun directly burst into a foul mouth, and while showing remorse, he gritted his teeth and said, "The hateful founder of the exercise has buried a lot of back doors in it. As long as it is not a human cultivator, then the cultivator will taste the sweetness first and soon have the first incarnation. ”

"However, if you lose your guard because of this and continue to cultivate......

—will fall into the cycle of pregnancy. ”

"Constantly getting pregnant, giving birth, devouring one's spiritual power, and then giving birth to a body without cultivation, until the spiritual power is exhausted and falls back to the previous realm. ”

The Black Duck Dao Venerable is now a combined cultivation, and if he falls into the realm, he will directly return to the cultivation of the Transformation Stage. It is almost impossible to return to the realm of merger in this life.

Because, when the time comes, the difficulty of the Heavenly Tribulation will increase exponentially, and it will be a dead end!

Therefore, he barely supported it, tried every means to resist the pain of childbirth, and used his strong spiritual power to suppress it.

Moreover, he can feel it clearly. Ten years to go, he really can't hold it anymore.

When the time comes, fall and turn into a god.

Life......

The avenue is hopeless.