Chapter 123: Force Majeure
Whether it's a dragon or a worm depends on today's trembling......
It can't be helped, I don't forget that this superpower doesn't favor Roger. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
He was able to catch up with Hermione in magic, all with his adult comprehension ability and infinite brain holes, and his hands-on ability was super strong, but he memorized the questions in the written test...... It was impossible to test how to cast a flame spell with your mouth......
The other subjects were fine, at least the professor wouldn't let him sit in class, but he offended Snape's proud achievements with the start of school......
He doesn't have green eyes...
I believe that Snape will not be pressured to throw stones at Roger's sparse report card!
Squatting ...... Roger can't afford to lose this man! He might as well set fire to the Forbidden Forest and be expelled!
I took a look at the time, and it was almost time.
Roger winked at Harry, got up from the bench with a fake look, and wiped the sweat from his face with his right hand, "It's really summer, and it feels so hot." ”
Harry stood up in the same stance, and chimed in, "That said, this kind of heat is terrible if you get heatstroke." ”
Hermione looked down at her long coat and trousers and wizard's robes, and looked at the two living treasures singing in a daze, can you get heat stroke in these twenty degrees? How did you survive the previous dozen summers......
"So you have to drink well......" Roger hurriedly continued, and when he saw Snape walking towards him as usual, he immediately picked up the backpack at hand: "I'll go get something to drink!"
This backpack was specially ordered for this moment.
Harry's shield took out three glass bottles and two silver wine glasses from his backpack.
looked around obscenely, and quickly poured a glass of vodka + whiskey and a cup of oolong tea into the air, but there was no trace of alcohol wafting out.
Alcohol is a good spell, and it's Blake's exclusive magic, which is said to be a brilliant invention for him to secretly drink during his school days without being discovered by his professors.
"Come, oolong tea...... Roger shoved both cups into Harry's hand, and the cup in his right hand squeezed slightly harder, signaling that this cup was "special oolong tea".
Harry raised his eyebrows and coughed lightly as he held the two cups, cheering on his immister behavior towards Snape.
As the saying goes, things gather like and people are grouped, and the meaning of this sentence is that they are together, and not a class of people will also be mixed into a class of people (big mistake).
The savior dared to tease Snape's beard, in addition to Roger's coercion and lure, Harry's godfather Blake also played a decisive role, and when he heard that his godson wanted to trick the snot spirit that had been in conflict with him when he was a student, he couldn't wait to fly over and watch the whole process.
The two-way mirror that Sirius gave Harry was directly regarded as WeChat by the two of them, and they started a video call when they had nothing to do......
Roger's eyes narrowed slightly, calculating the distance between Snape and them, the corridor was in Snape's dead end, and would not be noticed in advance. As long as Harry did what he had taught him, then he wouldn't run away......
Pity......
"Oh, for me, thank you. Hermione, who was sitting next to her reading a book, took the cup from Harry's left hand, and the position of holding both cups at the same time made the girl mistakenly think that it was poured for her: "Then you're welcome......
"That ......," Harry looked at the rest of the 'Special Oolong Tea' in his hand, not knowing what to say.
"Aren't you drinking? didn't you just say you're about to get heat stroke?" asked Hermione, taking a sip and looking at Harry still stunned.
Harry: "Ah, that...... No......"
Seeing that the savior was at a loss, the girl looked at the liquid in the cup suspiciously: "Are you doing something bad again...... Isn't there something in the cup?"
"Huh... Ahahahaha...... How is that possible!" Roger chuckled dryly and slammed his elbow into Harry, "Drink it, Harry!"
"Ahh Oh, that's right!" Harry looked at the sweat on his forehead, and his smile stiffened as he raised his glass, "Thank you, Roger......"
As he spoke, he drank the mixed spirits from the glass in front of the girl.
Hermione glanced at the boy a few times, took a sip of oolong tea, and flipped the page of the book.
"Hmm......" Seeing the girl's attention drift, Harry covered his mouth to prevent the wine from spurting, and the veins in his temples collapsed.
After a while, he reached out and grabbed Roger's collar, the spilled wine still remained on his lips, and he asked in a low voice with a hideous face: "You! Look what good you have done!"
Roger also whispered: "That was force majeure just now!
Harry: "Don't talk about it, I'll pour it myself this time." ”
Roger nodded, taking a few steps forward to cover Harry from being seen by Snape, and the professor had already begun to move farther and farther away from the three.
Harry crouched down next to his backpack and poured the vodka into his glass, "Good, let's mix in and order this ......"
"Are you doing something?" Hermione asked in a whisper, glancing at Roger, who was facing away from him.
"Huh!?" Harry stood in a stunned position with a glass in one hand and a wine bottle in the other, "Great...... Hermione!!This is ......"
But the imaginary loud preaching did not come, and the girl's eyes flashed with essence, and she said flatly: "Really, you guys are really making trouble...... You made it for Roger, right?"
"......" Harry looked down at the cup, silently got up and walked over to Roger, and handed the cup over: "Come, Roger, have a cup of tea first......"
Roger didn't doubt it at all, took the cup and drank it down...... He then reached out and grabbed Harry's collar.
Harry: "I'm sorry, it's force majeure......"
Roger: "Damn, how can I see force majeure here?!I just drank it without even thinking about it, right?"
Miss Hermione smiled slightly, hiding her merit and fame.
The moment Roger put down his pen, he already knew that the Potions exam paper he had filled out had basically zero marks.
Yunnan Baiyao Band-Aid for external injuries, honeysuckle granules for internal injuries, bezoar antidote tablets for poisoning, and Musk Tiger Bone Bone Cream for bones, in fact, I wanted to write black jade intermittent ointment, but I was afraid that Snape would not understand...... But he can't understand the Yunnan Baiyao Band-Aid!!
In the practical exams of Charms and Transfiguration, Roger is highly skilled, and the Potions operation test is the process of mixing the Forgetting Potion.
Snape stood behind the boy and watched closely, and could even feel the professor's breath on his neck......
Under Snape's malicious smile, Roger could only sigh: "I finally understand why you are a Potions professor... The feeling of careful ingredients, quiet mixing, frying and simmering, but making it is a lump of shi... It's like ...... your life."