Chapter 16: Tremble!
Sanzang listened to the voice in his head, and the whole person was confused, and he didn't know why the system suddenly jumped out of this.
However, when he heard the system pronounce the name of the final plan in an extremely shocking voice, Sanzang's body trembled uncontrollably a few times.
An ominous premonition suddenly enveloped Sanzang, who felt that he was about to face a catastrophe.
"System! What's going on?"
Sanzang hurriedly asked the system in his mind.
System:
"It's all literal, and it's up to the host to understand it. ”
After a sentence, there are no other sounds in the system.
Sanzang didn't know anything, he didn't know what the system literally meant.
At the end of the day, Sanzang's spirit was tense, and he didn't know what strange conditions would happen in the system.
The result was unexpectedly that at the end of the day, nothing happened to the system, which made Sanzang breathe a sigh of relief.
The next day, Sanzang continued to hand over his task of picking dung to Da Niu, while he went to complete his task of being a cloth-clothed monk.
"Tremble, bald donkey!"
Before Sanzang stepped out of the door of Washington, the shocking voice in his head reappeared.
"Option 1: Go naked today to complete the Cloth Monk mission. ”
"Option 2: Cultivate the Iron Crotch Gong, and hang bricks under your crotch to complete the task of the cloth-clothed monk all day. ”
If you don't, the system will randomly select and enforce the host. ”
Sanzang stared at the information in his mind dumbfounded, and at this moment he finally understood the deep meaning of "tremble, bald donkey!".
Can this not tremble? Whether you choose it or not, the system will choose it randomly in the end, and there is no way for you to escape.
The only result is that I can only choose one with a slightly better result.
"System, can we talk a little bit about it?"
Sanzang said with a smile.
System:
"Don't negotiate! Prepare to tremble!
The system's affirmative voice cut off the last glimmer of hope for Sanzang.
"I'm smacking your uncle! You have a woolen relationship with Invincible?"
Sanzang saw that the soft ones were no longer good, so he couldn't help but scold and ask angrily.
System:
"After the far-reaching investigation of this system, there are two states of invincibility in human civilization. ”
"Number one: It is rumored that when a person exercises until his hair falls out and becomes bald, he is almost invincible. However, considering that the host is a senior old bald head and has been fifty years old, this item is not suitable for the host. ”
"The second item: It is rumored that when a man throws away his face and his decency, there is nothing and nothing in this world that can resist him. So since the first item is no longer valid for the host, the system chooses the second term. ”
"And through the second invincibility factor, the ultimate destruction plan has been formulated: tremble! bald donkey! If the host cannot be invincible, then destroy!"
Sanzang has no way to stop the system from continuing to pit his teammates, this is invincible?
This is clearly shameless! Sanzang really doesn't know which human civilization the system is probing.
"System! I want to ask, which human civilization are you looking for?"
Sanzang still couldn't help but ask about the system.
System:
"This system is investigating the world called the second dimension! This world seems to have a lot of strong people, so this system has investigated it. ”
Two-dimensional?
Sanzang began to doubt his own life, was he really communicating with a super system?
"Choose! Bald donkey! You have ten seconds to choose. ”
Sanzang looked at the time beating in his mind, gritted his teeth, and chose two: practicing iron crotch skills, hanging bricks under his crotch all day.
When he went out, Sanzang had a calm face and carried a brick in his arms.
When he came to the street, after Sanzang set up his stall, his face was gloomy, and after struggling repeatedly, he gritted his teeth and quietly completed the requirements of the system under the table.
But in an instant, Sanzang's face immediately turned the color of pork liver. However, after he immediately cultivated the Iron Crotch Gong of the Heavenly Rank Exercise, the discomfort dissipated a lot.
In his heart, Sanzang kept condolences to the old mother of this system.
"Monk, are you really good at divination?"
A clear voice suddenly sounded, and Sanzang looked up and found that it was a handsome young man.
"Cloth-clothed monk, as long as you want to ask, the poor monk can figure it out. ”
Sanzang endured the discomfort below him and opened his mouth to start a business.
"Monk! I see that your cultivation is mediocre, how dare you open the sea? You must know that if you don't have some real ability to convince me, then your life may be gone today!"
The man tapped the fan in his hand, and although his tone seemed to be joking, it was very serious.
"Then I don't know what you want to calculate?"
Sanzang asked.
The man knocked on the fan in his hand and said:
"Then how about you count my origins?"
Sanzang looked up at the man's face, then reached out and touched the man's hand.
"What are you doing?"
The young man took a step back and looked at Sanzang in amazement.
Sanzang looked at the young man, didn't he just touch him?
"The poor monk is just taking in a trace of the benefactor's breath, so that the poor monk can do the divination. ”
Sanzang opened his mouth to explain.
From the table, he took out the fortune-telling tortoise shell and copper coins that he had bought for half a spirit stone.
According to the hexagram arithmetic in the Divine Arithmetic Sutra, Sanzang shook the copper coin in the tortoise shell and scattered it on the table.
Looking at the results of the hexagram, Sanzang opened his mouth and said:
"The face of the donor is a rich and noble image, indicating that the donor must be a rich and noble person, and the poor monk has checked the royal dragon energy that is only available in the royal family from the breath he just ingested, and the last hexagram is the image of a dragon, so the poor monk can be sure that the donor must be from the royal family!"
The young man listened to Sanzang's words, his eyes lit up, and he spoke:
"What the master said is not bad at all, it is from the royal family, I was offended just now, and I hope the master is not strange!"
Sanzang smiled and didn't say anything, but his smile inadvertently withdrew his lower body, and instantly the pain invaded his whole body.
The young man saw Sanzang's strange appearance, and couldn't help but say:
"Is the master alright?"
Sanzang was about to say something, but he didn't expect that terrible voice to sound in his head again.
"Tremble, bald donkey!"
"Option 1: Shout out loud that my egg hurts!"
"Option 2: Shout, I want to have a room with you!"
When Sanzang saw the content, he was about to cry, and continued according to the routine of the system, Sanzang believed that he might really have a little chance of being invincible.
But maybe you're going to lose a lot of things.
After three seconds of silence, Sanzang said loudly:
"My eggs hurt!"
The young man's body shook and looked at Sanzang in surprise.