Chapter 446: See the Old Man Again
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Du Yuze was dressed in a black night clothes, and he had already been relieved of his disguise, and walked to the opposite side of Xie Tingfeng, and he was not polite, tearing off a leg of mutton, sitting on the stone and eating it. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Xie Tingfeng looked at Du Yuze and saw that he was in his thirties. Although the smooth and fair face has a hint of evil, it does not lose the handsomeness of a man. The dark and bright eyes are like twinkling stars in the night, and the thick eyebrows are inserted horizontally into the temples, but they are also heroic.
"Haha, it's delicious, it's really delicious in the world, it's better than the barbecue made by the five-star restaurant in Star City!"
"Your Excellency is the famous flower thief Twilight Yuze?"
"Exactly. Oh no, I should be called Xie Tingfeng now, my concubine Xiaolan told me. Your Excellency's clever disguise!"
"Haha, you're not bad, you turned into Tu Qianqian after you changed your appearance, didn't you also deceive everyone in Star Picking City?"
"But I still didn't lie to you after all!"
"Twilight Yuze, I'm curious, how did you track me down?" Xie Tingfeng asked.
"Have you forgotten? Is there a very special fragrance in my cave? It is a fragrance that I have made uniquely, and it is smoked on people's clothes, and it will not disperse for a month. Moreover, my sense of smell is different from ordinary people, as long as someone passes by with this special aroma, no matter where they escape, I can track it down with a unique secret method. Outside the gates of Star Picking City, the smell is the strongest, and I'm sure you've stopped there. Later, most of the people went into the city, and only two scents went in other directions, and I guess it must have been you, who followed all the way to this place. ”
"Your Excellency is a good means. I see that you are a talent, a mid-level martial sect in his thirties, and he is also one of the best cultivation geniuses in the Tianbao Continent, why should you be a flower thief who is angry with God?"
"Maybe it's because I have a very keen sense of smell, I like floral and fruity scents...... Especially the body odor on the woman's body, which fascinates me the most. Women's body fragrance is different. Whether thick or light or clear or elegant, only when it is **, it will overflow with body fluids. This kind of body fragrance is like a gardenia inserted diagonally into the temples of a young woman, like a jasmine lightly buttoned on a girl's wrist...... Through these different body fragrances, I can distinguish the charm of different women. I was addicted to it, and I couldn't extricate myself. ”
"Oh, this is the so-called smelling fragrance and knowing women, right?" Xie Tingfeng interjected.
"Smell the fragrance and know the woman? Brother Xie said it so well. Different body fragrances represent different women, or wind flowers or snow moons, or wind blows, or demure or publicity, or passing water, or poetry or piano and chess, or orchid chrysanthemum, or pleasant or elegant or such as bamboo and plum...... All of this fascinates me, and I want to taste the different charms of women in the world. ”
"Brother Dusk, don't talk about your scourge of women, just talk about your wonderful understanding of women, listening to the wind is really teachable!"
Yan Qingchen glared at Xie Tingfeng, and suddenly felt a little cold on his body, between these two perverts, he didn't know what his fate would be.
"Brother Dusk, then what kind of body fragrance does she say?" Xie Tingfeng pointed at Yan Qingchen.
Twilight Yuze moved his nose and said, "A budding rose, noble and romantic, must be passionate in bed." ”
"You can smell it from such a distance? Why do I only get a smell of sweat in my kiss, I haven't taken a shower in days, right?"
Yan Qingchen's eyes seemed to be on fire, he hadn't taken a bath for many days, but did he say a woman to his face?
"Brother Xie, I also have a question. That day in Lanyue Pavilion, I used a thousand years of ** incense, and I never missed, why didn't you get poisoned?"
"Brother Dusk, by chance, I once took the essence blood of the Heavenly Wing Poison Dragon Python, and it is almost invulnerable. ”
"I see, I thought the quality of my fragrance had deteriorated. ”
"Brother Dusk, are you here to kill us this time?" Xie Tingfeng asked again.
"Yes, you let go of those beauties that I had worked so hard to collect, I originally wanted to kill you, but now I have changed my mind. ”
"Oh?"
"I think Brother Xie seems to be a fellow believer, and you have such a clever disguise technique, why don't we brothers join forces and taste all the women in the world. Twilight Yuze said as he glanced at Yan Qingchen. Yan Qingchen shuddered, and looked at Xie Tingfeng to see what he said.
"Brother Twilight's idea is indeed good, and I have it in mind. However, you have to leave this Yan girl to me, I am particularly interested in her. ”
"No, other girls can do it, but she can't, I must take her Yuan Yin. If Brother Xie doesn't dislike it, I'll give her to you after I take her Yuanyin. When the time comes, you can play with her as many times as you want, what do you think, brother?"
"Shameless, obscene! You two dead thieves will definitely be punished!" Yan Qingchen listened to the conversation between the two of them, and he wanted to die.
"Why did you take her Yuan Yin first?"
"Because she is a very rare Xuanyin body, and my physique is the supreme yang body. If I double cultivate with her and take her Yuan Yin, my cultivation will be greatly improved, and I may break through to the Martial King. ”
"I see, then she is very important to me. The exercise I practice is the Jiuyang Mixed Yuan Gong, and if I double cultivate with her, the effect will be even better. Brother Dusk, think well, respect the small. You'd better let me her first. Xie Tingfeng didn't let it go at all.
"You two whores, if you keep talking, I will cut off my meridians and die!" Yan Qingchen stood up.
Xie Tingfeng suddenly turned like a ghost, bullied her side, shot like electricity, held her hand at once, urged her true qi, and imprisoned her.
"Hehe, Miss Yan, you reminded me. If I don't imprison you, if you die, our brothers will be empty. Xie Tingfeng looked at Yan Qingchen with a lewd smile on his face.
"Xie Tingfeng, you, if my master knows, he will definitely kill your whole family!"
"Shut up! Believe it or not, I cut out your tongue! Cut your tongue, and you will become a tongueless ghost when you die, and your mouth will be full of blood, and you will be scared to death!" Xie Tingfeng said, making a terrible grimace. Yan Qingchen really stopped talking, only stared at Xie Tingfeng with his eyes, and scolded his eighteenth generation ancestor in his heart.
"Haha, Brother Xie, you are really powerful enough. ”
"Brother Twilight has won the prize. If you insist, I'll slap her to death, and we'll split up. In my opinion, let's take a step back, it's better to try it to see who is better at light skills and has more courage. What do you think?"
"Oh, how are you going to compare?" Twilight Yuze thought to himself, I'm a flower thief, who else is better than me, is there more courage than me?
"Brother Twilight, do you see the cliff in front of you? Let's run there and jump down together, and whoever gets injured or falls to their death loses. ”
"This ...... Well...... "Twilight Yuze has been here before, and he knows that there is no bottom under the cliff, and if he jumps down, he will be crippled, so he hesitates a little.
"I thought Brother Twilight was a man, it turned out that he was also a timid and afraid of death! If you are afraid, just hand over this chick to me and take it away. Xie Tingfeng said that he was going to pull Yan Qingchen and leave.
"Slow! It's better than that! Could it be that I, a middle-level martial sect, will be afraid of you!" "Twilight Yuze had already thought of a countermeasure, and when he reached the edge of the cliff, he pushed this Xie Tingfeng down.
"Okay, good, fall to death!"
Yan Qingchen listened to their words, and was so happy in his heart, as if he saw this pair of lewd thieves falling to pieces and dripping with blood.
Xie Tingfeng came to Yan Qingchen's side, lay on her hair, twitched her nose and sniffed, squinted her eyes and said, "It's so fragrant, it's like the smell of a dog's tail flower!"
"You...... You're a dog's tail flower, and your family is a dog's tail flower. You're a lewd dog!" Yan Qingchen scolded angrily.
"Hee-hee-hee...... Hahaha!" Xie Tingfeng and Twilight Yuze laughed in unison, and lewd laughter echoed in the night sky.
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