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Chapter 494: Brain Dead (Five Watches)

This is the Xuantian Continent where martial arts are in style, vassals are elegant, and the so-called literati style is always the last stream of the continent, and is despised by the world. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info so that in the end, I could only lie dormant and struggle in the land of fireworks, among the dusty women......

Exhaling like an orchid, the beautiful woman behind the curtain responded without thinking, "If you don't talk about it in the world, when you explain it." There was no pause, as if he had carved out such a conversation a thousand times in his mind.

And this response also made the field stagnant. Shi Niang's eyebrows on the side frowned slightly, and then she seemed to understand something, and looked at the direction of the curtain with a smile!

She forgot that Lan Xian had stayed in that place in Qingyun Town for a while, and Wu Zifeng was from Qingyun Town, so the two might really have contact.

Lu Xu on the side racked his brains, but he didn't expect where the poems Zifeng said came from. How did he know that there was no source at all, it was clearly made up by Zifeng, how could there be a source at all.

In this way, Zifeng's tense face couldn't help but soothe a little, the corners of his mouth moved slightly, and he smiled for some reason, this world is really small. He returned to his previous position and sat down.

But Shi Niang on the side had a bad face, with a hint of blame, "What? Wu Zifeng, do you dislike the poor hospitality here, or what's wrong? Do you want to go? Okay, let's go......"

Ge Jinqi and the three of them looked at Shi Niang, and then at Zifeng, how did they feel that it was not right.

Scratching his head, Zifeng with a hint of apology, "I haven't been out of the room for a long time, isn't it ...... to move my muscles and bones and think more actively."

Snorted coldly, Shi Niang didn't care, "Lan Xian, if your pair is intentionally partial, he Wu Zifeng also wants to leave here, you can decide for yourself." ”

As if thinking for a moment, the plain white curtain moved, and then, "The first couplet, the green water is worry-free, because of the wind wrinkles, please go back to the next couplet." ”

A good 'green water' is worry-free, wrinkled by the wind. Lan Xian's couplet just now is empty, it is obviously a pile of rhetoric, and there is no spirituality at all, I don't want this opening to make people applaud.

The person standing in the hall wanted to turn the hourglass upside down, but Shi Niang waved his hand and didn't use it, "Give you ten breaths of time, I can't answer, Shi Niang doesn't think you have too much here!"

With Shi Niang's words, many people are happy in their hearts, and Lu Xu is one of them. It's just that sometimes everyone overlooks a point, you can think that this is making things difficult, or you can think of it as a kind of appreciation in disguise, even in front of everyone, you can do it spontaneously, you can come when you want, you can go when you want.

What's more precious is that the boy does not pursue because of the pursuit of others, he has his own values. Shi Niang can be sure that if this Lan Fiber is not Bi Lan Fiber, the young man will leave without hesitation, no matter what country you are, sink the fish and the geese.

Appreciation is appreciation, but this attitude undoubtedly offends Shi Niang, when everyone is eager for Lan Xian, this stinky boy wants to do the opposite, isn't this looking for a fight?

Ten breaths is a lot, Zifeng looked around, and many gray-haired people in the hall attracted his attention, but said that this meeting with friends in Yiwen was really a grand event in Tianzhou, and even some people who were too old did not want to miss it.

With a smile, Zifeng responded unhurriedly, "My next link is that Qingshan Yuan is not old, and it is snow-white." ”

As soon as the words fell, Lu Shuguang and the three of them knocked on the table and smashed the bench, and there was a burst of cheers. Ren is a person who has a little pen and ink in his chest knows the subtlety of Zifeng's couplet.

Lu Xu couldn't help but look at him with a vicious expression, so that he had an illusion for a long time in the future, as long as he touched Wu Zifeng, everything would not go well.

A hint of surprise flashed in Shi Niang's eyes, "Don't stop, continue!"

Lan Xian laughed lightly, although the voice was subtle, it clearly reached the ears of everyone in the audience, and it was ** thousand, "Listen, the upper link is: Fengluo Wutong Wuluo, how is it? ”

Is the difficulty important? Li Gaofeng looked at Zifeng with a black line on his face, and gritted his teeth, "Who asked you to bring him!" He seemed to forget who was crying just now, and he must bring Zifeng to help them break the siege.

I don't want people to be brought, and the encirclement is gone, but that's because people have been taken away. Boss, you are merciful to your subordinates, once, even once! Listening to the laughter of the beautiful woman behind the curtain at this time, the three evils have the heart to die.

There was a period of thought about the "phoenix falling Wu", "Wu falling phoenix", so that the battle was neat, where to think of it in a short time. What's more, not everyone has been unable to cultivate since childhood, and can only read some messy books.

After a slight hesitation, Zifeng still responded calmly, "I don't know how the 'combination of pearls' is?"

At this moment, some people in the hall could no longer be silent, and the sound of amazement was repeated...... The three people who originally supported Zifeng crossed their arms with cold faces and looked listless.

"What is the three-light sun, moon and star downlink?"

"Two Dynasties and Brotherhood"

"It's not good, you're cheating, change it. Behind the curtain there was a hint of coquettishness.

But I didn't notice that the hearts of the whole hall were broken.

"That's the six pulses. Zifeng pondered for a while, with a hint of inquiry.

"Inch Guan Qi is just three veins, Wu Zifeng, you won't be stupid, right?" The rich man who has been looking for an opportunity to interject can be regarded as seizing an opportunity.

But one thing drops another, and don't forget who else is in the field. As soon as the rich man's voice fell, in a burst of crazy ridicule, Lu Shuguang and the three of them sneered as if they were resurrected, "Ge Shao, how many hands do you have?"

"Back to Lu Shao, I have two hands, and I have three ve......ins on my left hand," Ge Jinqi got up and replied in a respectful voice.

Li Gaofeng stepped forward, mysteriously, and asked, "Some people say that he only has three pulses, what is the reason for that?"

Ge Jinqi and Lu Shuguang pondered for a moment seriously, "If there are two hands, there are two possibilities, first, he is brain-dead. ”

Onlookers outside the stadium began to make a commotion......

"Then the second one?" Li Gaofeng pretended to be puzzled and continued to ask.

Shaking his head, Ge Jinqi met the eyes of everyone outside, and said without a verdict, "Second, he is brain-dead!"

'Poof' The whole hall, including the outside, couldn't hold back anymore and burst into laughter. "Hahaha...... I've seen stupid people, but I've never seen anything like this, I don't even know how many hands I have, and I'm laughing to death......"

And the three of them were the most unscrupulous in the field, Shi Niang wanted to take care of it, but the smile in her heart had not dissipated, and she was hiding her face and laughing non-stop at this time......

Hahahaha......

In the midst of laughter, the rich man wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, and he was gone.

This story tells us that sometimes, don't be self-righteous, what you think, others may have noticed, and not necessarily think less than you, it's better to wait for a while, figure out what the other person really thinks, and face the embarrassment at that time.

(Two days, 22,000 words...... Thank you again for the favor of Brother Black Kill, and thank you to Brother 'Wandering Wolf' and Brother 'qdsqhair' for being promoted to deacon)