Little sister, my name is Nezha.

Fortunately, there were no pedestrians around at this time, so no one noticed what happened here.

Otherwise, a little doll who looked to be three or four years old, wearing a red belly pocket, said such a thing to a buttered paper umbrella that was empty below the back of the propped up.

Such a scene is enough to make people ooze a puddle of cold sweat on their backs in this hot summer morning.

This kind of scene full of horror movie déjà vu can definitely make most timid people take a detour, the bold people are extremely frightened when they think about it, and the brave people feel chilled.

Of course, even if it didn't scare passers-by, Nezha's performance scared the magic stick holding the umbrella a lot.

"Little ...... Little sister?"

The god stick was unsucked, "Little doll, can you see this ...... Little sister?"

His eyes were staring at Nezha, and his eyes were wide, making people worry about whether they would accidentally stare out of the eyeballs.

The mouth forgot to close because of surprise, making Lin Tianzhi suspect that he would be able to eat a whale at this time.

Listening to the words of the god stick, looking at the bewildered expression on the god stick, a trace of doubt flashed on Nezha's face.

"Nezha can see this young lady, is there anything wrong?"

A natural answer made the god stick finally convinced that this little doll could really see the little girl under her umbrella.

"Born with yin and yang eyes?"

Turning his head to look at Lin Tian, the divine stick said with exploration in his tone.

Lin Tian smiled and shook his head silently.

"Wait..... Wait!"

Suddenly, the god stick seemed to have thought of something, and looked at Nezha again with an expression of wanting to swallow a whale.

"Little doll, what do you say your name is?"

"Nezha. ”

"Where...... Nezha?" The expression of the god stick instantly switched to a numb and empty look like an innocent girl who had been ravaged by dozens of black men in turn.

"The same name as the legendary Nezha who doesn't know where his teacher is and shines in the battle of the gods?"

The god stick looked at Lin Tian, for fear that he would shake his head and veto his guess, and then told himself with a mysterious smile: "This is the Nezha in your mouth." ”

It's just that he's obviously thinking too much.

Lin Tian didn't answer the question of the god stick, but was attracted by another important point.

"What kind of teacher is unknown? The legendary Nezha is not the apprentice of Taiyi Zhenren?"

As soon as these words came out, the magic stick instantly changed to an expression of 'you are meowing to me'.

"Boy, let me tell you, you're bullying the elderly. ”

After some accusation, the god stick raised his hand and stroked his non-existent beard.

"This god is also a person who has seen the gods, you tell me that Nezha is the apprentice of Taiyi Zhenren? Then tell me, why was Taiyi Zhenren beaten by his own apprentice?"

At this point, there is no need to continue.

Because of the scene at this time, it is as if the cats from the Tmall galaxy are meowing with their own meow eyes, and the Wang Xingren from the Tengu Nebula are communicating cordially with their own 'Wangwang' native dialect, and the whole chicken is talking to the duck.

At the same time, Lin Tian also saw something unusual from the elegant little eyes of the god stick, and thought of a question that he had overlooked.

Nezha was cut off by himself before he became a god, bringing modern times.

So does Taiyi Zhenren in the history of mythology still have a chance to become Nezha's master?

The answer, no.

After Lin Tianshennian locked a bookstore three kilometers away, through the wall shelves and pages of paper, he saw an introduction about Nezha in the novel called "Romance of the Gods", and came to this negative answer.

"Nezha, the teacher is unknown, according to the grapevine (from Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota), his division calls himself Mixed Yuan Wuji Luo Jinxian.

Chen Tangguan people, three years and six years pregnant, born auspicious, after practicing with the teacher, became famous in the first battle. ”

The others don't need to be cared about anymore, just this one one has an unknown teacher, and the mixed yuan is not great Luo Jinxian, it already explains everything.

"Yourself, changed the myth and legend?"

Retracting his divine thoughts, Lin Tian felt as if there were 100,000 alpacas galloping across the prairie in his heart.

Although he felt that the world where Nezha was located was a real world, he always thought that it might be a character plane, or even a small world of three thousand or something.

Unexpectedly, he brought back Nezha and changed a myth and legend.

This kind of thing...... Absolutely.

"Hey, boy, are you stupid?"

Seeing Lin Tian wandering and his body tilting at an abnormal angle, Nezha subconsciously stretched out his little hand to help him.

And the stick stretched out his right hand at the same time.

It's just that he didn't go to help Lin Tian, but stretched out his hand and shook it in front of him, looking like he was rejuvenating.

"Ahem. ”

Lin Tian coughed lightly, looked at the divine stick with the desire to explore in his eyes, and decisively changed the topic.

"Divine stick, when did you switch to ghost hunting again?"

Seeing Lin Tian's eyes looking at the 'young lady' under his oil-paper umbrella, there was no surprise on his face.

This thing is not an ordinary person, he has known it for a long time, and it is naturally not his expectation to be able to see the little female ghost under his umbrella.

Therefore, after hearing Lin Tian's inquiry, the divine stick instantly straightened his waist, looking like a master.

If you keep a long beard and put on a Taoist robe, it really looks like a fairy wind and bones.

It's a pity that he didn't wear a Taoist robe and didn't have a long-bearded magic stick, although he tried to maintain the image of a Taoist master at this time, no matter how he looked at it, he revealed a sense of obscenity.

Of course, this did not affect the desire of the god stick to brag.

"Boy, you don't know what to ask you about, do you?

When you look at it, you don't know the identity of this god. ”

"Oh, you're a fortune-teller who relies on foolishness, what other great identity can't you have?"

"Humph!"

The god stick snorted arrogantly.

"This god is not as knowledgeable as you kid.

Since you have asked sincerely, God will be merciful to tell you.

He once drank with Hongjun, once raised his eyebrows, once let Lu pressure the third generation, and once watched the Pangu axe open the sky.

Ben Shen is such a mysterious man. ”

As he spoke, the god stick shook his hair cowardly.

It's a pity that his short hair, which is less than two centimeters long, will not flutter in the wind, and the action of shaking his hair at this moment is not only obscene, but also a little funny.

"Yo, you're so good?"

Listening to the words of the god stick, Lin Tian sneered at each other.

"How powerful, why can't you still surpass a little female ghost?"

Glancing at the little female ghost hiding under the umbrella with fear and apprehension on her face, Lin Tian's tone was not without mockery.

God stick: "......" boy, people can't be dismantled!

It's okay if Lin Tian doesn't mention it, but when he mentions it, the god stick wants to cry.

Speaking of which, this Nima is really a sad story.

ps: I found that the recommended votes are getting fewer and fewer, forget it, you are free, you are happy.