Ye Chong was stunned for a moment and said, "Say you?"

Han Xue said with a smile: "Do you know? In the battle of Fengyun Club, you have become a big celebrity, many reporters have said that they want to interview you, but you are not there, and those paparazzi will come to annoy me in groups all day long." Miss Ben couldn't stand being annoyed by them, so she had to make up nonsense and call you 'crazy and spitting'. As he spoke, he shrugged his shoulders and looked at Ye Chong innocently.

Ye Chong smiled: "These paparazzi, there is really nothing they can do." ”

Han Xue said: "You don't know, these reporters are very thick-skinned, buzzing around you like a bunch of flies all day long, and one of them is even more annoying ......"

Ye Chong said: "Lai Houyan?"

Han Xue continued: "Yes, this guy's name is annoying, he follows you from morning to night with a smile, he follows you in class, eats, and even when you go out to watch a movie, he also follows you, it's just a ghost!"

Ye Chong couldn't help laughing, and said in his heart: "Sure enough, it's him." ”

Han Xue said angrily: "You are still laughing?!"

Ye Chong laughed and said, "Okay, I don't laugh, I don't laugh." ”

Han Xue said angrily: "Later, I was forced to be so helpless that I began to make up stories to deceive them. I said that you are the grandson of Taishang Laojun, the godson of the Jade Emperor, and the nephew of the Queen Mother. He also said that a Taoist priest came to your house to look at the qi, saying that you are the true son of the dragon. When I gave birth to you, it was auspicious, red light was all over the ground, and a large group of birds climbed on the roof of your house and spread their wings to shade you. When you grow up a little bit, a bunch of immortals line up all day long to teach you magic, and Manjushri actually rolls up a blanket for seven days and seven nights in order to teach you a 'wind avoidance spell'......"

When Ye Chong heard this, he couldn't help laughing and said, "You are so exaggerated, can they believe it?"

Han Xue smiled: "Whatever! But that Lai Houyan is very annoying, every time someone is happy, he interrupts on the side, or hehe sneers, do you say it's annoying?"

Ye Chong quipped: "Is it, there is such a thing?!"

Han Xue said: "Yes, one day I said that you would eat twenty-one bodhi seeds for dinner, but this guy sneered again. I said that if you don't want to listen to it, just cool off, but this guy laughed even harder, and he said, "Please, my Miss Han! I won't tell you anything about the gods and ghosts, the twenty-one petals of Bodhi are the real thing, there is only one in the world, but you said that Ye Chong used it as a meal, this joke is too big, right?" Speaking of this, Han Xue looked at Ye Chong unconvinced and said, "Is there really only one of these twenty-one vajra Bodhi seeds?"

Ye Chong patted Han Xue's little brain melon and said with a smile: "It seems that there is really only one, it is said that these twenty-one petals of Vajra Bodhi are the guiding elixir of Tibetan Tantric Buddhism to refine the gods and return to emptiness and lead to bliss, and it has been stored in the Potala Palace as a Buddhist treasure." Think about it, the sixteen-petaled Bodhi seed on the market is very rare now, but where can I find the twenty-one-petal Vajra Bodhi seed?"

Han Xue snorted and said, "Okay, even if there is only one, so what? I said that we only have one in the mortal world, could it be that there is only one in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall and the Jade Emperor......? He actually ...... "When he stomped his little foot at this, he was so angry that he couldn't take it."

Ye Chong feigned anger and said, "What does this bastard say?!"

Han Xue said with a small mouth: "He...... He...... In short, he's not good!"

It turned out that Lai Houyan found that Han Xue was always out of bounds and nonsense, and when he talked about Ye Chong, he was even more in love and smiling, so he immediately ridiculed her in front of everyone, saying that she "...... The girl Huaichun, even if she worships Ye Chong's little white face, she still makes up so many stories to mythologize him and beautify him, and a big girl's family is not ashamed!?" The reporters also coaxed together, Han Xue was ashamed and anxious, and ran away angrily at that time.

Ye Chong saw that Han Xue's face was suddenly flushed, and he thought that he was being angry with Lai, so he hugged her waist and said, "Xue'er, don't worry! This bastard is Lai Houyan, I have already taught you a hard lesson." ”

Han Xue looked at Ye Chong in surprise and said, "You...... Have you seen him too?" Thinking that Lai Houyan was likely to say all the bastard words of "Girl Huaichun" to Ye Chong, he couldn't help but feel even more embarrassed and had a fever in his ears.

Ye Chong smiled and said, "Yes." At that moment, he even said with a smile that Lai was cheeky and said everything about Feitian.

Han Xue couldn't laugh anywhere, and cautiously tentatively said, "That'...... Did he say anything nonsense?"

Ye Chong smiled: "What else can he keep with his broken mouth." ”

When Han Xue heard this, she thought that Lai Houyan had said all those words, and she was so angry that she stomped her feet together, so anxious and ashamed that she almost cried and scolded: "This bastard, he ...... How can he go around talking nonsense?!"

Ye Chong didn't notice Han Xue's strange appearance at all, and said with a smile: "Isn't this his virtue? A few days ago, he also revealed Long Zixuan's old bottom, and as a result, he was drenched into a soup chicken......

Han Xue said: "Long Zixuan?"

Ye Chong said: "Yes." At that moment, he smiled and said about Long Zixuan's shame.

The more Han Xue listened, the more angry she became, and she said angrily: "No wonder you haven't called me much in the past few days, it turns out that she is tired of being with Miss Long!"

Ye Chong secretly screamed: "Why did you even say this kind of thing to her?" slapped himself a few times at the moment, and quickly explained at length and tirelessly, until he locked Miss Long in the storage room and waited for the stupid bear to catch turtles in the urn, Han Xue burst out laughing and said angrily: "You are really bad!"

Ye Chong looked at Han Xue and said with a smile: "Who told me to only like our ice and snow smart Miss Han." ”

Han Xue turned her head away and snorted, "Who knows if what you said is true or false?"

Ye Chong hurriedly swore an oath and showed his loyalty.

Han Xue saw that her expression was funny and her movements were exaggerated, but her love for her was not half false, so she glanced at him with a smile and said, "Okay, okay, I believe you, and after a while, people will think you are worshipping the Bodhisattva." He chuckled.

Ye Chong saw Han Xue's anger and smile in her eyebrows, knowing that she had forgiven herself, she shouted even louder, and said: "My good Xue'er, you are really ice and snow smart, your plan will work as soon as you try, and before I can say anything, that stupid bear obediently took the bait......"

Han Xue was about to say how you thank me, but when she thought about it, Ye Chong would definitely make a long speech, and then promised herself. couldn't help blushing, and quickly stopped the chatterbox, sighing that it was dangerous.

Ye Chong said with a smile: "After that Lai Houyan flew into the sky, he seemed to have an enlightenment. But it's not easy for him, when he came, he wrapped a white cloth around his head, and he didn't know who beat him up. ”

Han Xue burst out laughing and said, "Who else can there be, far away in the sky, close in front of you." ”

Ye Chong was stunned and said, "You?"

Han Xue smiled: "Yes, he said a bastard thing that day, and he ......" said this, his face turned red and continued: "Just ...... Then one day, I went to the Happy Forest to read a book, and suddenly I heard that there seemed to be someone in the forest behind me, and I was very strange at that time, so I took out the mirror and pretended to touch up my makeup, and when I looked back, I found that this bastard was actually hiding behind the woods and sneaking after me, I was really angry, how could there be such a shameless person? I was about to find him out and scolded him, when suddenly I had a flash of inspiration, and I thought: 'This is really God help me.' ’”

Ye Chong was surprised: "What do you mean?"

Han Xue said with a smile: "You don't know, a big incident just happened in our school recently, a few perverts ran to the back of the bathroom to peek at the girls taking a shower, but they were discovered by Liu Feifei and sued Principal Wang." You know, behind the girls' bathroom is the Institute of Physical Education, and Principal Wang guessed that most of it was done by those well-rounded and energetic physiques. He scolded Coach Yang severely, and he was limited to find out those bastards within half a month. Coach Yang was even more angry, and ran to our dormitory to find Liu Feifei to understand the situation, so I gave him an idea, find a group of strong students, and lie around the girls' bathroom at night, as long as those perverts dare to come, then it's not hand-to-hand?"

Before Ye Chong could finish listening, he laughed out loud and said, "You won't deduct this basin on Lai Houyan's head, right?"

Han Xue snorted and said, "Who told him to talk nonsense!"

Ye Chong said: "He doesn't seem to have offended you much, right? Alas, Lai Houyan is a miserable person." He laughed again.

Han Xue said angrily: "You still help him?!"

Ye Chong smiled: "Okay, I won't help him, but you are a big girl's family to trick a man into peeking at a girl taking a bath, this is a bit too much." ”

Han Xue said with a smile: "At that time, I only cared about him, how could I expect to get so much." ”

Ye Chong smiled: "Then how did you deceive him?"

Han Xue said: "At that time, I used my mobile phone to pretend to meet you, and the date location was chosen behind the girls' bathroom." ”

Ye Chong said: "The heroes will Jiang Ganzhong?"

Han Xue smiled: "Exactly, this bastard was so happy that he took several people with him before it was dark, and he slipped over with his fart, but his ass was pulled out before he could sit hot." Mr. Yang saw that he was still holding a video camera in his hand: "Okay! Forget about the fucking peeping, and you have to use the camera to record it, and it will turn you back?!" At that time, among those ambushed people, there were a few people from the Sports Academy, and they had been carrying a black pot on their backs for a period of time and couldn't raise their heads, and their hearts were on fire.

Ye Chong couldn't help but laugh again, and said, "Then how did you deal with it later?"

Han Xue said angrily: "What else can I do?" ”

Ye Chong was surprised: "They found out that it was you who made trouble?"

Han Xue said with a small mouth: "Then you don't need to say, Teacher Yang also criticized me severely!"

Ye Chong feigned anger and said, "There is such a thing?!This Teacher Yang is really not enough buddy!"

Han Xue snorted and said, "That's it, if he waits a little longer, maybe he will catch the evidence?!"

Ye Chong was surprised: "Lai Houyan, they didn't peek at the girls taking a bath, what evidence can they catch?"

Han Xue said: "Why can't you catch it?" Maybe they will hear the sound of water for a while, so they will stretch their necks and peek?"

Ye Chong said: "That won't be." ”

Han Xue chirped: "What's not, men aren't all like this!?"

Ye Chong was stunned for a moment, then took Han Xue in his arms, leaned over her ear and whispered, "I'm not." ”

Han Xue struggled for a moment and said, "I think you are!"