Chapter 11: Elves love to bury boxes
"I'm willing to follow the captain to the ends of the earth, I hope he can care more about me......"
Half an hour later, Lin Lei closed the note, buried the box back in the snow, and then looked at the dwarf: "Why is this thing again?"
The dwarf's face was full of chagrin: "It must be another mistake, come again!"
He took Lin Lei to continue the treasure hunt, promising all the way that it would definitely not be a box next time. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
But the result ......
"It's still a box!"
Lin Lei looked at the third box he dug up with a sense of surprise, he had already foreseen that there must be a note inside.
When I opened the box, I saw that there were two more notes.
"Oh, my lovely sister, I want to be a paladin to protect you forever. ”
The first one seems to be written by a pervert, and then the second one is ......
"I envy that little bear, if only the prince could notice me, even once......"
The dwarf snatched the note and was struck by the contents: "What do you mean, does that kind of little prince also have people who like it?"
Lin Lei snatched the note again and put it in his pocket, although he didn't know who wrote it, but it was necessary to put these two notes away first, and the sixth sense told him that these two notes would be useful in the future.
"Go on. ”
Lin Lei told the dwarf to continue the treasure hunt, he wanted to see how many boxes this guy could find.
"I'm going to work with the little prince, it's a nightmare! ”
Which maid wrote the fourth box, if you want to change jobs, don't even think about it!
"The little prince is so cute, I always want to hug him every time I teach him, but no, no, I must be strict!"
Seeing the fifth box, the dwarf exclaimed again: "Oh my God, they are all little princes, and the taste of elves is too peculiar!
Lin Lei looked him up and down: "No, you are too fat, not in line with their aesthetics." ”
"Really...... It's a shame......"
The two continued to hunt for treasure, and the sixth treasure took a long time, and they finally found it from the beam, but sure enough, it was still a box.
"Flawless, flawless, you can't understand how God designed me. ”
The dwarf's eyes widened: "Who wrote this!"
Lin Lei tore up the note: "Let's go, move on to the next one!"
"Oh...... Good ......" The dwarf watched in a daze as Lin Lei put the shredded paper in his mouth and swallowed it - this brother even eats paper, and he is indeed a gourmet!
The seventh box was found under a tree.
"I hope that one day I can retire and return to my own home to live in my old age, find a companion for the eagle snake, and give birth to a few baby eagle snakes......"
A flash of pain appeared in Lin Lei's stomach, and it was estimated that he had eaten too much paper.
The dwarves began to search cautiously because they had been finding the box, and it was only in the evening that they found the eighth treasure.
"Absolutely, this time!" the dwarf said, digging out a box with his own hands.
If there is any difference between it and the previous box, it is probably that the box has the badge of the Mage Guild painted on it.
Lin Lei ignored the dwarf whose face began to turn pale, he opened the box and picked up the note with ease.
"I don't know if there's a spell that can make a wig real, so I don't have to be afraid of being torn apart. ”
Lin Lei calmly put away the note and decided to go back to the right handwriting - which dead bald head had deceived him for so many years!
Then there is the ninth box, which is still a note inside.
"I'm already a king, what else can I wish for? It's better to let Lin Lei grow up strong and take over my work as soon as possible. ”
...... Daddy, you write a note too.
But it's not my business, you should find the older one.
Lin Lei tore the note, and then looked at the dwarf whose face was already pale: "Master Bei, shall we continue?"
"I don't believe in evil!"
The dwarf took heavy steps to find the tenth box.
"I really hope that Xiuzhen can be a little magical, and I will never have to secretly prepare aphrodisiacs by myself in the future......"
"Ahhhh
Isn't there any other treasure in the whole palace to bury except the box?
Lin Lei looked at the sky and found ten boxes, the sun had set, and his stomach was rumbling with hunger.
"Forget it, that's all for today, brother. He patted the dwarf on the shoulder: "Let's go, I'll take you to eat something good." ”
Lin Lei turned to leave, but the dwarf did not follow, he looked back strangely, and the dwarf was digging in the snow with a hoe.
"What are you doing, brother. ”
"So many people write notes, and the land of this palace has the ability to grant wishes, I have to write one. ”
"You write hair!"
Lin Lei witnessed the dwarf put a box into the ground.
As night fell, the cold moonlight filled the palace.
Warehouse in the kitchen, bright bonfire.
"Brother, this is delicious!"
"yes, it's called barbecue, and I added some herbs. ”
Two roast chickens swirled on the firewood, two people squatted around the bonfire to feast, the dwarf ate with oil and water on his face, and his face was full of excitement: "Brother, you are really a gourmet, enjoy it so much!"
"This roast chicken tastes amazing, I've never tasted such a delicious chicken before. ”
Lin Lei touched the oil on the side of his mouth: "I have won the prize." ”
Of course, the roast chicken is delicious, in addition to the herb seasoning that simulates cumin, these chickens are also magic chickens that he stole from the mage, and the meat quality is far beyond ordinary chickens.
"The only regret is that there is no alcohol. The dwarf ate happily, but he couldn't help sighing: "It's a pity that there is no wine for such a beautiful sky and such a good brother!"
"It's okay, you'll invite me for a drink next time we meet. ”
Lin Lei didn't take it seriously.
"But next time, when will it be ...... year and month" to get along for a day, the dwarf began to be reluctant to Lin Lei: "I will go back tomorrow." ”
"So fast?"
"The main thing is that it's not a big deal. The dwarf said: "The name of the elven kingdom has been changed, and the elder brother said that he will come to visit in time for the new year, and he will go back after greeting." ”
"Oh. ”
The two of them were well fed and drunk, and the dwarf patted his stomach and got up.
"I'm going back. He said, "If I don't go back, my brother will have to beat me with a hammer for the night." ”
"Then I'm almost leaving. Lin Lei followed and stood up, and if he didn't go back later, Lin Wen would have to be furious.
The two put out the bonfire and secretly opened the door to take a look.
"Master Pei, I'll go first. After confirming that it was safe, Lin Lei walked out.
"Wait, brother. The dwarf hurriedly grabbed Lin Lei: "What herbs did you use just now, how can the roast chicken be as delicious as yours." ”
Before leaving, he remembered the chicken just now.
"It's simple. Lin Lei told him the herbal formula.
"I also learned the recipe in the process of eating, there are no shortcuts to food, you eat more, you will understand the various tastes, and then you can slowly cook by yourself. ”
Lin Lei never made a draft when he told lies.
"Oh oh oh!"
The dwarf was convinced: "So that's the case, it makes sense, why didn't I think of it!"
"Then I'm leaving. Lin Lei turned around.
"There will be a period in the future, brother, I must come to the dwarf kingdom as a guest in the future!"
The dwarf waved goodbye warmly: "If you come, I will prepare the best wine for you!"
Although he didn't know what kind of incarnation this brother was, he was so righteous that if he came to the Dwarven Kingdom, Grylls felt that he must be well entertained!
Lin ...... Thunder!"
Back in the bedroom, Lin Lei heard a familiar deep voice - it was Lin Wen.
He grimaced: "Where have you been all day?"
"Okay, Brother Wang, I haven't forgotten your share. Lin Lei took out the roast chicken and handed it to him: "Thank you for being a bodyguard in the afternoon." ”
Lin Wen was stunned, and then sighed slightly, this younger brother is really smart.
He actually knew Lin Lei's movements at noon, but seeing that his younger brother was having fun with the guests, Lin Wen didn't bother, otherwise the entire palace would have been set off by him a long time ago.
ps:
(Dwarven note - "What a shame today, I will definitely dig up the real treasure in front of my brother in the future!")